Hiya weirdos, who read random people's profiles (what do you accomplish by reading this?). I'm Team NumbNuts (if you wonder why, think Azumanga Daioh) and due to me being a lazy bum, I highly doubt that I'll be writing any fics and if I do, they would be either random drabbles, oneshots or never-going-to-be-updated stories *sighs*.

Fandoms: I usually read Pokemon (I like Mystery Dungeon Oneshots and drabbles), Sonic The Hedgehog, Detective Conan/Case Closed and occasionally Phoenix Wright (OBJECTION!). Right now, I'm either really obsessed with Sherlock or Doctor Whooves (oh those bloody ponies).

Comics/Mangas/Anime/TV Shows/Other stuff that I like: Usagi Yojimbo, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Yugioh Abridged, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Ranma 1/2, Detective Conan, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Pokemon Special and Avatar: The Last Airbender. I am making a pathetic attempt to read Sherlock Holmes, as in buying the books but never reading them 'cause I'm too damn lazy DX

Pairings: I don't really ship anything and when I do it usually canon shippings (yeah I'm boring) but I mildly dislike Yaoi and Yuri.

And now for random quotes:
'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that showed you tried."

'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either dating someone, married, gay or fictional characters...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Whoever said anything is possible never tried to slam a revolving door

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

"Clothes really do make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society"

"Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over."

"I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."

"When I die, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness."

"Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!"

"I'm here 'cause Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over!"

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."

"There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..."

If you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...you shouldn't be reading this

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I will never confess that I murdered the victim... crap

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

If you give a man a match, he'll be warm for a minute. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life

"Brothers are like slinkees; they're fun to push down stairs."

"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight."

"Consciousness- that annoying time between naps."

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

The more I learn, the less I understand.

"What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by him? That his steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That he can only be killed by a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. Might give him indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill him. Any other questions?"

— Tony DiNozzo on Gibbs, NCIS

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Phoenix: *talking about someone in a maid costume* But you only saw her from behind! As far as you could tell, I could have been in that uniform!
Judge: ORDER! The defense will refrain from putting those images in our heads! - Phoenix Wright

"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.

Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.

Pants were invented by sailors of the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon’s wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.

At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch."

- The Fact Sphere, Portal 2

"I started to walk down the street when I heard a voice saying: 'Good evening, Mr. Dowd.' I turned, and there was this big white rabbit leaning against a lamp-post. Well, I thought nothing of that, because when you've lived in a town as long as I've lived in this one, you get used to the fact that everybody knows your name." — Elwood P. Dowd, Harvey

Ace Attorney Quotes:

Judge: People sometimes mistake my beard for a bib.

Judge: A "computer virus?" What's that do?
Phoenix: It's a program that destroys your computer from the inside.
Judge: A "computer?" What's that do?
Phoenix: I'll explain after the trial.