Hey guys! I'm Dahlia, and my Tumblr is beep-beep-meow!

Anyways, I hope you like the stories I write, and yeah... Here are a few things about me:

Favorite YouTubers:

PewDiePie

SkitScape

Fawdz

mlgHwnT

Gortume

Filmyzz

And yep...

Favorite series:

Tiger's Curse Trilogy

Iron Fey

Harry Potter

And yep...

That's about it! :)

The fandoms I'm in are:

Homestuck

Attack on Titan

Hetalia

Supernatural

I don't post stories often at all, so you probably won't even bother with this account. Oh well! I hope you at least enjoy what I post, if not often at all!

If you have ever pretended the characters from your favorite show are with you in wall mart or the mall or a public place, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dated someone that none of your friends approved of at all, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe that we need to do away with Justin Beiber, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been so pissed that you couldn't even speak to scream at the person you were pissed off at, copy and paste this to your profile

If you can honestly say you hate Justin Bieber and One Direction, copy and paste this to your profile

If you can't stand snobby rich motherfuckers, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate Snooki JWWOW The Situation, well every dumbass on The Jersey Shore, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have had a full conversation with yourself, copy and paste this to your profile

If you question your own sanity daily, copy and paste this to your profile

If you get 'obsessed' with things easily, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever pretended the characters from your favorite show are with you in wall mart or the mall or a public place, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be emo and cut myself.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be niave.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm an AMERICAN, so I MUST be loud, obese, and spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I. . .

Eat like America

Am an Otaku like Japan

Am as cowardly as Italy

Curse like Romano

Am as hard headed as England

Am as Awesome as Prussia

Am as perverted as France

Am as musical as Austria

Am as innocent as Liechtenstein

Am as quiet as Canada

Sleep like Greece

Am mysterious as Holy Rome

Am a chick like China

Am psychotic like Russia

Am as stoic as Germany

Wish I had an ass like Spain's

Am as violent as Switzerland

Am as manly as Hungary

As loud as Denmark

As optimistic as Sealand

As short as Latvia

As smart as Estonia

Am as aloof as the Netherlands

I am a Hetalia Fan!