A collection of RnR one/two-shots. No longer updated. Sorry.

Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.

This is a fanfic including romantic stories involving Tarzan and Jane from Disney's Tarzan. I haven't seen any "romantic" fanfics about Tarzan and Jane online, so I guess this is a first. PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE IN BOLD.

A one night stand, a handful of condom wrappers, and Bella decides she's meant to be alone. Fate has other plans. Re-posted with minor edits.

Life always brings interruptions. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad. What matters is how you adapt to the changes. Little bit of fluff, little bit of drama. AH.

The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama

Moving back to Forks with her mother after her father's death seems to be an adjustment for Bella. She learns that sometimes peoples actions will speak louder than words... A/H, A/U

Edward finds a silent girl at the edge of a dusty road. AU. A FGB fic for averysubtlegift

Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.

Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.

Post-college, Edward and Bella help each other heal through the worst kind of pain inflicted by a close friend. A journey of trauma, healing, and survival. AH, Mostly E/B, Em/R, J/A take smaller roles. OOC Rated M

I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.

One-shot chapters following up on the 'Days Like This' family. Reading the full story beforehand would make much more sense. ; ExB and Sunshine AH, of course

Edward asks a question.

The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.

On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH

1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."

Bella and Edward spend an afternoon playing in the rain together. Takes place between Eclipse & Breaking Dawn. Rated M for innuendo.

Tarzan deals with a new situation: a woman's insecurities.

Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*

Bits and pieces of Twific that don't belong anywhere else.

Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.

Wanna know how they fell in love? A prequel to The Honeymoons Over. Chronicling Bella and Edward's courtship, when Bella meets Esme for the first time, and all the good stuff in between.

New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.

Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human

Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange

Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.

My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.

It's the 80's. Bella's a head-banging Rocker with a soft spot for Molly Ringwald. Edward's a preppy Jock with a soft spot for Bella. They're from two different worlds... can their romance survive?

Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start

When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.

AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.

As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of when Edward gets Bella a copy of Dracula for Christmas.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.

Post Breaking Dawn. Jacob isn't feeling very well.

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.

A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.

Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.

Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.

Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.

Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.

Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.

After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization

Bella and Edward meet and experience an instantaneous sexual attraction, but are forced to remain only friends for a year. When Bella and her boyfriend finally break up, they're finally free to act on their mutual lust. It's just sex . . .or is it? AH.

Edward and Bella have only recently confessed their love for one another. How will Edward react when the new kid in town shows up setting his sites on Bella as well? AH, OOC, ExB FLUFF. "The Project" Sequel, but can stand alone. A Past Award Nominee.

Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.

Decades after Bella's change, Bella and Edward finally discuss the difficulties with their marriage when faced with a version of their former selves. AU, Alternate Breaking Dawn

As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.

A series originally written for Twilighted's Smut Mondays, updated approximately every four weeks. Bella works at Staples and for years has secretly lusted after her boss, Edward. Will she finally make a move to show him how she feels? AH.

A friendly game of basketball between a couple of wolves and a vampire hybrid takes a turn for the worse for Renesmee when she realizes that teams are shirts and skins - and Jake is a skin. Renesmee/Jake. One-Shot.

Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?

With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.

Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L

What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!

After Claire is exposed to the truth behind the wolves' existence in La Push - to hunt down vampires - she returns home and has a horrible nightmare. When she wakes up, it's only to find a certain someone sneaking into her bedroom. Quil/Claire One-shot.

The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo

For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot

Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest/co written by edwardzukorocks & JDSK

When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@

Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.

When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!

Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.

Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.

Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.

Written for Twilighted's Breaking Dawn's Missing Moments Challenge. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS.

Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.

Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.

Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.

What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?

As Bella's transformation approaches, both her and Edward must work through their nerves. Preparation, goodbyes, transformation and first hunt.

It's exactly how it sounds.

Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.

What if Edward and Bella were in love in 1918? What if Bella and Edward are both vampires,who think that their soul mate was dead? Over 100 years later,Edward and Bella are going to meet again,now as vampires. Will their love still be as strong? AU

Takes place after Eclipse and before the Epilogue. Telling Charlie & Renee about the wedding and some other interesting revelations.

Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.

Edward/Bella. My take on the wedding night. Same timeline as my other one-shots.

AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.

For ColdHandsWarmHeart's Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum. Bella discovers Edward's sentimental side.

Sequel to Fair Game. Bella confronts a secret from Edward's past when he goes on an overnight hunting trip with his family. Slightly AU

Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?

Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot

When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV

The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.

Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.

This was my fluff and nonsense entry for the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Twilight site. To my utter amazement, I placed, taking third. As always, thanks goes out to my lovely beta MotherofaBella. Hope you enjoy!