"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." Some would say that Hogwarts is the wrong place for Umino Iruka, and he's about to find out. With new students, he hopes to light the Will of Fire in this new world while new dangers lurk in the darkness. No overpowered ninjas running roughshod over the Potterverse in this fic! Mentor!Iruka, Gen fic

An accident during a recruiting mission sends the Acolytes on a madness-packed trip through time. Come see what insanity ensues! Now: Illusions of Grandeur.

The beginning, the becoming, and the present of Agent Kallus; the child, the street rat, and the girl that is Ezra Bridger. When Ezra accidentally forms a Force bond with the agent, their lives are suddenly dependent on each other. Add in space rogues, princesses, farm girls from Tatooine, and an old hermit, things get crazy. Fem!Ezra/Kallus, side-fem!Luke/Wrenga Jixton.

A young man from Earth is mysteriously transported to Remnant, where he meets some very familiar faces. But when he is drawn into a planet-wide conspiracy, the lines between truth and lies, fact and fiction, are beginning to blur. And he may be the only one who can stop it. A self insertion fiction of RWBY, of which I do not own.

During the Triwizard Tournament, something goes terribly wrong. Hariel Potter wakes up in another world, with a dying mother dragon and four baby dragons to provide for. Female Harry (eventual Harry/Aegon VI - slow burn)

Tony is turned into a bouncing baby boy but what will the team find out about Tony's past? Plus... no one is ever prepared to handle Tony Stark, let alone as a baby.

Loki has faced many challenges in his long life, and always comes out on top. But after being forced to attack the earth and falling before the Avengers, he has a new and unfamiliar set of challenges, including but not limited to staying out of jail, dealing with his new roommate's idiosyncrasies, and regaining his memories of his time with Thanos.

VTMB Lasombra playthrough. Eliza Flores had her life ripped away by the Sabbat. Caught in a Camarilla raid, she and her sire are put on trial. Barely surviving with the help of the Anarchs, Eliza must now learn to live in the Final Nights, as it is a cruel and unforgiving place. The easy part was dying. Now she must learn to survive.

Rolling in the Deep, in it's first incarnation, left untouched and unaltered, because at the time of writing this I absolutely loved it, and in the six year that have passed since its first chapter was posted am still in love with this story. So I've left it here for those who might wish to see what was and compare it to the new version that is. The M-rated content was removed.

With the loss of his father at the hands of Talon and the world believing him dead, James partners up with an old friend of his father, a man known by most as Soldier: 76 and as Overwatch agents are called back to active duty, the two vigilantes must make a decision. Join Overwatch or risk becoming a target as they continue their work to uncover what really happened to Overwatch.

Being different is hard, but fitting in can be just as difficult when you don't know where you belong. Zanthia thought she belonged with the Jedi, but now, she's not so sure. This is a Jedi Knight story. It does not follow the storyline from the game. Very Chiss oriented.

Arvaros, and Araxsis. Twin brothers separated at birth. One a Jedi, the other a Sith. Both walk different paths of The Force, yet when they fight alongside one another. Nothing can stop them.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

COMPLETE! SW KotOR: A quiet scholar onboard the Endar Spire suffers a head injury that changes everything. Dragged unwillingly into a battle for the fate of the galaxy, the real struggle is a three-way conflict of emerging identities struggling for dominance, and fragments of the past that cloud the present. [Knights of the Old Republic re-telling with deviations and twists.]

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"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.

A young boy gets washed up on the shore of Camp Half Blood with no memories whatsoever of his life before. How did he end up there? Is it all just a coincidence? Or is it a message from the Gods? What's with his uncanny skill with the bow?

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.

"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.

Almost a year after the events of Manhattan, Tony and Bruce find Loki barely alive outside the Tower. As he recovers, Loki realises he and Doctor Banner aren't that different... (developing Gammafrost) [REWRITE CURRENTLY BEING POSTED]

Harry Dresden is recruited by a rather enigmatic, powerful Wizard to educate his students in self-defense from the supernatural. However, tensions and confusion may arise due to separately evolved, and equally powerful Wizarding cultures, and a certain tournament taking place... M for 'planned' later violence and other things. Dresden-focused, but Potter-peeps will show up a lot.

The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"

Luna's nightmares herald the arrival of nine warriors from another world, who have unwillingly been turned into ponies by the force that brought them there. Why were they transported to Equestria? And what is the horror that haunts Princess Celestia?

The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world and given a fresh start, a chance for a family in a world where he is not the saviour. But war is looming and the presence of a young Istari creates a pivot on which the future of Arda will swing. Slow start. No slash.

[Episode One] Where Charlie makes some new friends and discovers the World of Darkness.

CRACK. As the Sith Warrior journeys around the galaxy fighting for the Empire and defeating dangerous foes he keeps a journal, a journal of his thoughts on his adventures from a simple acolyte to the Emperor's Wrath. Unfortunately for everyone else most of his thoughts tend to be both exceptionally simple and exceptionally bloody. The Empire is doomed.

Vivian's life takes a turn for the odd when she wakes in 12th century Jerusalem with no logic to explain it all. When she's unwillingly dragged along for Altaïr's new adventure for the pieces of Eden with Malik, she'll travel the world to find her own scientific answers. What mayhem awaits Altaïr's Crusade? Facing deadly enemies and wildlife, the adventure never ends. Post-AC1 AU

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

"Revan died a year ago, at the hands of the betrayer Malek. I must avenge him, and kill Darth Malek" - Captains Log. A seemingly average Sith trooper joins Revan and Bastilia on their quest for the Star Forge, but this troop is anything but normal. He was there from the start, and plans to see the end. Can Jason acquire his vengeance, or will something occur to stop him?

It seemed rather odd to me that an Empire restricted species could become a Republic character through the Legacy System without any real explanation. This is my attempt a doing that through the Jedi Knight Storyline.

When William and Dru stumble into a vortex find themselves in a strange place why nothing is how its meant to be and what are those things that call themselves vampires? What will two Kindred do when there is no Masquerade to uphold? Spike/Dru

M/M reaper76. When a mission to take out a Talon stronghold goes wrong, Soldier 76 finds himself at the mercy of the Angel of Death.

Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

Months after Bespin, Luke and Vader crash on Forceless Myrkr. Badly injured, the young Jedi finds himself dependent on the Sith's help to survive both the forest's fauna and the Emperor's actions against both father and son. The hunt is on! Will father and son ever reconcile? L/V drama, angst, family, friendship. 2018: still facing a bad case of blank page syndrome... sorry...

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

[Halted. Rewritten as Wind Lord, notes on first chapter.] Harry couldn't stay dead. That was fine, he'd always been the adaptable sort anyway. He went among the people as an eagle, helping them triumph against Dark Lords and evil. Unfortunately, Sauron didn't stay dead either, so now it's up to these poor sods to journey far and throw his accursed Ring into a volcano. So he helped.

What if not only the SW but also Vette would disappear during the KotfE events? Who would look after their three-year old daughter? (Disgustingly sweet 'in your face' fluff - with a little angst - about Quinn trying to raise a twi'lek girl) Cover art by isriana (check my profile for the links to her awesome art!) and many thanks to my beta rum-inspector!

Miscellaneous ficlets featuring my Sith Warrior, Evren Straik: cooking enthusiast, Dark Lord, and ridiculous marshmallow.

The Tesseract and the Bifrost aren't the only ways by which to travel between the worlds, and there are more worlds than Thor has spoken of. When one of the pathways goes awry, the Avengers are called in to clean up the resulting mess.

Iron Man is dead, Tony Stark is broken and Loki just happens to be in the right place at the right time. What would you do if you found your favorite enemy mute and in chains? Post Avengers, FrostIron

Jaesa makes her choice.

I don't know how I ended up in this galaxy, but I do know this. I know things, things that could both help or harm people in this galaxy. Am choosing to help, I need to do what I can for the crew of the Ebon Hawk. Let's just hope they won't get too anger with me once I have to tell them the truth. Am Wade Nilsson, and this is my adventure in a galaxy far, far away.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

Vette and Evren talk sexuality.

Starkiller, in a quest to avenge his former master, Darth Nihilus, is backstabbed and left over to the Jedi to be "converted". Now as an unknowing tool of the Jedi, he must find his path again. Rated T for a fair amount of -cursing- and -graphical bloody moments- and -tons of sarcastic humor-. Season -1- of "In the Path of" Now Complete!

When Tony was a child, Howard did something terrible to him. He took away his sight. Tony eventually found a cure, but was stuck blind for the bulk of his childhood. This, of course, was kept a secret. Nobody knows. But then again, if the villain underestimates you, you have the advantage, even if you have a disability. Lots of Tony whump!

Gandalf's plea from Isengard Tower reaches farther than he could ever imagine. Even to four demigods relaxing in a park after the Battle of Manhattan. Naturally, they respond. The Fellowship of the Ring is formed. A grand adventure from the dark of Moria to the beauty of Lorien. Dark paths, epic battles, annoying demigods. Middle Earth will never know what hit it.

Loki uses a young girl as a bargaining chip but slowly becomes attached to her when she provides what he so desperately desires. Contains an OC. Whump! Rated T as a precaution.

After the Fellowship escaped from Moria unscathed (except for Gandalf's death), Saruman unleashes his best weapon: Mary Sues! Unfortunately for him, he brought a "normal" fan with them! Can she help the Fellowship retain their sanity?

Tony Stark took "Mad genius" To a whole new level, and crazy just doesn't cover it. Especially when he drags the team into it too. Drabbles, all related.

5 Times Tony took care of the team and got them to sleep, and the 1 time they took care of him.

The Avengers are captured, and Tony has to choose which one of his teammates will die, or they all die. Can Tony lose the family he just barley got? Or will he give up everything to save them?

Darcy Lewis becomes a shit good agent. But one day, Fury gives her a 'present' and she is in charges to be a babysitter of Avengers. Yeah, the problem is she had a thing for one of them and infamous Winter Soldier. Well, nobody told that life was easy. Sorry, I suck at summaries.

Finn accidentally uses Poe's last name while on a mission. Rey thinks this is a great idea. Things escalate from there.

A young man survives a car crash that should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he no longer understands English. He speaks gibberish... or so the doctors think; they don't know Old Quenya after all. When he meets Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, an unlikely mission from the Valar forces them to work together… whether they like it or not.

The Emperor's Wrath has finally met a trap he can't get out of and finds himself awakening out of his time. A SWTOR crossover in the Clone Wars timeline. The Light Side Sith Warrior decides to work with the Republic to figure out where he fits in this new Galaxy.

Sa'ida is a dancer, and she always will be a dancer for Damascus. However, that all changes when she meets Altair - a hardened Master Assassin with an arrogant personality. Her eyes see an emotionless killer, but her heart sees a man who has lost everything near and dear to him. Will Sa'ida reach out to Altair, or will she merely become an obstacle in his path?

He hadn't asked for any of this to happen. He didn't want to be any part of this mess. But since when did he get what he wanted? And what was all this about a team of superheroes? Something about the Avengers? Maglor Mäkaläurë Cänafinwë Fëanorian could honestly say he was now well and truly lost. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. I DON'T KNOW WHEN (AND IF) I'LL WRITE MORE!

Hunter confronts an unconscious Cipher Nine during a brief reprieve from the torture she endures on Corellia.

Years after the events of ROTHC, Vette and the LSM!Sith Warrior have a kid, but when it's discovered that she's Force-sensitive, they will do anything to stop the Sith from getting a hold of her - even giving her to the Jedi. JK, JC, SW, and Trooper spoilers ahead. T for swears and violence, may change to M later. Plenty of laughs and angst for everyone.

Winter Soldier, James Barnes, every now and again, is woken for a Mission, but they don't mention the time he spent Rogue. He had a family, a wife, a son on the way before he was dragged back kicking and screaming Murder. When in New York on a mission to kill Captain America, his past reaches him in the form of a teenager with green eyes.

Sequel to Thick As Thieves. When Operation: Zero Tolerance turns into a full-fledged mutant hunt, Remy must use all of his resources to keep the X Men safe while they search for a way to bring Bastion down.

A few years after defeating the criminal Khan, Spock suddenly finds himself dragged into a wild, high-stakes search for a ghost from the past -his past.

Tony is not the luckiest guy and in this series of one-shots his luck is truly tested through many different poisons that will somehow be administered to him. Will feature the team, Fury, Loki, and whomever else is invited to join in on the fun of torturing Tony. Rated T for language and some of the imagery from the symptoms of each poison.

Want to know how to get on the Fellowship's nerves? Well, now you can! With Pippin's help, you'll be an expert in no time!

First a stranger's form in a drunken haze. Brilliant gold shining in a painful fog. Now an unfamiliar face with all-too-familiar eyes in the heart of S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters with unbelievable news. But how does Tony get past an entire realm of pain and distrust? How do you learn to love the God of Lies?-Set after IM3 and Thor:TDW. SPOILERS! I OWN NOTHING! Pepper and Tony split up.

Kaname Kuran, Akatsuki Kain, Hanabusa Aido and Zero Kiriyu find themselves in Middle Earth after a flash of light. Strider finds four strange men on his way to Rivendell. What will happen? What chaos will Aido cause? Read to find out! Rated T for vampires and killing. ON HOLD.

A short-story focused on Owen Grady and his first thoughts on Jurassic World, Raptors and Claire Dearing.

"More machine than man" shouldn't be a morally loaded statement in a galaxy with such a high rate of limb loss.

...into darkness. 2016, and London (as well as the rest of the world) has gone to hell after the return of Jim Moriarty. In a last ditch attempt to ensure not just his but John's survival in this messed up time, Sherlock agrees to one of Mycroft's plans to remain sleeping in cryogenic holds until times are better. But when he awakes... (Follows plot of movie).

With the discovery of an entire new continent, RED decides to send one of it's mercs to explore the new terrain. Just Engineer's luck they chose him, huh? Of course, the discovery of an entire civilization was NOT expected, but he'll deal with it. First though, who the hell beat up this little kid!

Must move to survive, it's the motto of a Tusken Raider, unless it is Grutex. Viewing the world from outside the conventions of the Tusken Raider norms, he finds himself thrust into an adventure at odds with his clan, the Empire, and even himself. Follow him from Tatooine all the way into the unheard reaches of any Tusken ever before.

Fury has had enough of the teams bickering and he send them to Stark's private island for a "Suggested" (Forced) vacation and bonding time. For a team with a bunch of clashing personalities, its hard. But maybe, the bunch of idiots will actually learn about each other in the process. Worth a shot right? Team Fic. Tony centric because I love him.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

Both the campers of the two camps and the Mercs from TF2 have experinced weird circumstances but what happens if they are forced to endure them together?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The adventures of the Heterodynes, from the point of view of a quiet Jaeger as he spends hundreds of years in their service, in an adventure of science and romance!

Pulled from the Netherworld of the Force, Revan is brought back to life in the new world of Halkeginia, only now, the Prodigal Knight is summoned as the Familiar of Louise de La Valliere, a supposedly incompetent mage teased as a Zero. But Revan sees something different in her and now, the will of the Force is in motion.

Percy and a few other half-bloods accidentally travel to Middle Earth after Percy finds a strange rock. Where ever these Demi Gods go trouble seems to always find them. How will Middle Earth react to these strange and powerful teens? This takes place after The War of the Ring and Frodo & Sam will not likely show up (sorry), and before the Lost Hero so Percy didn't go missing yet.

It's been ten years since the war ended, and Scout decides instead of spending Thanksgiving with his seven biological brothers...he'd rather spend it with his seven OTHER brothers. May contain adorable children, infuriatingly unofficial Red Oktoberfest, and unmasked Schpee. ONE-SHOT!

After the battle of five armies and the death of Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli's life changes drastically. Together with an exiled she-elf he ends up in an unlikely place: The Shire. This is the story of how a certain dwarf came to live in the Shire, hidden from his kin and rarely visited by the King under the mountain. Fluff, a little drama and maybe baby-dwelfs!

The Titan war is over, and Percy is looking forward to a well deserved break. Of course, he wasn't expecting this... Uncle!Tony (Currently being revised.)

After Pepper dies in a terrible plain crash Tony is left broken. Soon after Loki pops up in his tower talking about 'losing whats most important' and 'last chances'. How does this lead to tony raising a five year old boy with black hair and green eyes that suffers from PTSD and nightmares. And what does SHELD think about all this?

One moment of anger, and the monster was dead. One moment of anger, and a lifetime of remorse. Oneshot.

Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...

The Avengers are in a bit of a pickle, and someone comes down and helps out. This raven-haired warrior is looking for someone else, someone not as evil as he seems and is incredibly susceptible to mind control. NOTE: mentions of slash between dead guys. HP/GW TS/PP

The students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are in for a surprise. An old friend of Dumbledore's comes to visit, and he brings along a few extras! Who are they, and why do the muggleborns seem to recognise them!

Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?

To me he seemed a new breed of Sith, his nobility and power combining the best of the Empire and the Empire's enemies. *** A momentous occasion in the life of one who loves Lord Cytharat. *** Spoilers for Makeb storyline.

For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?

Most people say it's hard to embarrass a Jedi. Not necessarily so, Scourge learns, if you catch them at the right time...

After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?

During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.

Tony is reworking some of the dynamics for his suit, when the god of thunder pays him a visit. He has a quest for him: Loki has been a prisoner of Asgard for too long, and he is descending further into darkness than Thor is comfortable with. He wants Tony to bring him back to the light. Tony's suspicion is aroused as to why he has been chosen for the job...

Thor, the avengers plus a loki, nine kids (jason, piper, percy, annabeth, nico, leo, will, luke, clarise) together are in a war with the Chitauri's and gaia siding forces. how will this war end? will they succeed or fail? parings: Percy and annabeth,jason and piper, Clint and natasha, pepper and tony.

Loki hates himself; that's a fact. Perhaps even Thor doesn't stand him either. After a year of sitting in a cell alone, Loki is sentenced to live with Tony Stark as a mortal. Through Tony's help, Loki learns not only to love himself, but others, and maybe, just maybe, Thor will relearn to love him too. FrostIron, sappy but sweet. [based lightly off thor 2 trailer]

(Formerly titled 'Babysitter') Avalon was driving her little cousin home when the road seemed to change. The school was gone. The trees were older. They find themselves in the middle of a forest with no way out, when they're rescued by some passersby who don't speak English. Can Avalon and Meredith get home when they can't even communicate with their rescuers?

The words of the druid seer have echoed in his mind over the centuries, driving Merlin to the brink of madness as he watches and tries to assist his king as he returns over and over again. post 5x13 Merlin, pre- Curse of the Black Pearl. Crack about the history of Capt Jack Sparrow. You live for over a thousand years and see how sane you are! (Added Author Note about continuation)

Loki is at it again. He's harassing the Avengers by opening portals form other dimensions to theirs. Forced to respond to every lead, Shield goes to investigate every portal. At the same time, Will and Halt are investigating the missing people of Redmont Fief and soon fall through a portal themselves...

When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

Fury hated Odin. Because his 'Avengers' we're being packed off to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and it was was all his fault. What he doesn't realise is that there are stranger games afoot, and everything that he thinks were and always will be are crumbling around him. Will the Avengers be able to tackle what lies ahead?

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Four teens journey to Middle Earth after the War of the Ring. We all thought our favorite characters would have some peace and quiet, but that isn't the case. Between an evil elf, a sinking castle, life-saving blue cheese, and an overgrown fire-breathing kimodo dragon named Buster, this is a story you have to read to believe.

After a battle over an ancient artifact, the Avengers get sent to our dimension. Olivia Wilde is just a fangirling, UBER fan of the Avengers. Too bad they're not real. Until one day, they become real. Only problem is that they've been de-aged to teenagers and end up living with her until they figure out how to return to their dimension. (Stanner, Clintasha and Thorki later on)

A number of different people all learn that death is not the end... A Geist: the Sin-Eaters Fan Fiction.

"How about you care that I know this heater is outdated and useless?" Scourge demands. "What about my approval for appliances that are made in this century?" Or; In which Scourge is hungry, and everyone else is amused. One-shot.

No one ever said babysitting an Elf and a Dwarf would be easy! Legolas likes to sing, Gimli likes to smoke, both of them like to argue…and neither of them speaks English. Needless to say, Ida Anderson just wants them gone. #Balannor or bust!

Tony was about to die, cold and alone on the far side of the portal. A certain god steps in to save him, only to end up stuck together on a familiar dead planet. Loki's magic can send them back to Earth, but what lurks in the darkness...and follows them home. (Warnings: angst/ hurt/smut/scary monsters)

Have you ever wondered what Legolas and Gimli do after their time with the Fellowship? Well, here's your answer! They go wandering, and have a few slight mishaps. Nothing too bad will happen, right?

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

FrostIron. (Loki/Tony Stark)The Battle of New York has ended; Loki is imprisoned within Asgard. Peace reigns... But it does not last. Loki escapes, and the Tesseract is stolen... but it is soon made clear a new enemy has taken interest in the cube of power. With life itself hanging in the balance, surprising alliances will have to be made... for unexpected powers dwell in Midgard.

AU. Mirkwood has lost the war to Rivendell. In a last effort to save his Kingdom, King Thranduil gave Legolas to the enemy. Lord Elrond gives Legolas to his son Aragorn as a slave. Legolas is defiant and spoiled, earning him punishment for his actions. He begins to find out that Aragorn is not as bad as he thought, but an accident leaves Legolas in grave danger.

Altair feels someone is watching him. Desmond feels his life falling apart. A thousand years isn't any distance at all, really.

This is a SongFic set to Luke Bryan's "Drink a Beer". No one lives forever, and the people that get left behind have to try to figure out why it was the way it was. Spoilers for the Avengers and all three Ironman Movies. Tissue Warnings apply, MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH, and potty mouth near the end. Part 1 of Tell the World, I'm Coming Home.

When Altaïr faces Talal he expects guards, not giant hell dogs. After defeating the slaver, Altaïr stumbles back to the bureau: injured, exhausted, dehydrated. As he heals, however, something inside him changes, and with that, Malik finds himself dealing with far more than he ever wanted. Werewolf AU.

A short piece from an Orcs pov.

Loki wins the battle of New York and claims Tony as spoils of war. It is not particularly fun for Tony.

Post-avengers Loki's punishment has been decided - he is the Avenger's slave. No one is happy with this. With no magic and a mortal body, Loki is now at the mercy of the Avengers. Steve starts to act strangly and the Avengers question their morals. Written before Thor 2 trailer came out. NO SLASH. Full cast of Avengers. Ironman 3 spoilers.

When a killer is unleashed in the realm of Araulen the team must once again travel to save nobles from this killers wrath. But things better left in the past are unleashed as well, and what if the rangers are on the killers list too? After book 10, but before the lost stories

While the Avengers and Loki are fighting the Enchantress, Thor thinks it's a good idea to blast Amora with lightning, leaving Fury and SHIELD scrambling to deal with eight chaotic little children and find a cure all at once. Minivengers story with Loki and Amora as well.

A Class-based, First-Person Shooter; Valve's kid that builds pillow forts and tries to train the family cat in the art of warfare; the best Free-To-Play online game there ever was, teaching children that imaginary hats cost real money. We call it Team Fortress 2. War never changes, but the rag-doll physics always make you laugh. Self-insert, WITH AN UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE TWIST!

Loki is banished from Asgard almost immediately upon his return. Abandoned and alone, he sinks from anger to depression and self-harm as he loses all hope of love or redemption. When all hope seems lost, however, and Loki is nothing but a broken, defeated shell of his former self, help comes from the most unlikely source. Canon pairings; warnings inside.

A baby is left on a doorstep, only this time Petunia Dursley isn't the one who takes it in. Charles 'Hawk-Eye' Potter, retired Sniper of her Majesty's Army is surprised when his adopted grandson turns out to be his own flesh and blood. Now Jamie has to deal with learning magic on top of his regular studies. It's going to be a bumpy ride if he wants to be a pilot in the RAF!

It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language

AKA Loki's Mute Adventures on Midgard! A series about Loki's banishment to Earth under the guidance of the Avengers. You'll need to have read my series "What happens on Asgard" to get what's going on. Starring everyone's favourite mischief-maker, and featuring all the Avengers. Chapters running concurrently with Vicissitude. Thank you for reading.

Welcome to Middle Earth, where the impossible happens. When a female orc has a child- something that has never before occurred, what will happen? What will happen to the child? Where can a half-human orc fit into the world? Discontinued, but will stay up to preserve memories.

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are taken to Malfoy Manor, there is already a man there. He has a particular animosity against Wormtail, and he claims to have been captured for an unbelievable amount of years. Oh yeah, and he also claims to be James Potter. Obviously, he's a Death Eater, but how would a Death Eater fake that hopeless, broken look in his eyes...

Follow up to 'For You, For Asgard', but can be read as a stand-alone. When Loki's torture comes back to haunt him, affecting his health, Thor must choose if to believe the trickster or not. But when the mental torture turns physical, and Thanos' threats begin to come true, the brothers must come together, to help one another, as well as Asgard. But what secrets will arise? What...

Based on Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7. Bruce was there to watch JARVIS rip into the Avengers. What were his thoughts during Standard Procedure. This is my first fanfiction and I am not a native english speaker. I would like some feedback on this work. Please R&R.

The Avengers save the world, but Tony Stark finds out that the aftermath of the battle is hard on everyone, and one of their number in particular. He sets out to get them all to move into Stark Tower, and they learn some things about themselves and the Tower along the way. Teamfic with lots of Hawkeye. No slash.

Gandalf takes care of his new charge. First in the From the Ashes a Fire Shall Be Woken series, First in Many Intersecting Planes

James, Sirius and Remus always had a secret. James and Sirius took it to their grave and in their death Remus is inspired to share this secret with his best friend's son. They were Assassins and if Harry is to have any hope of defeating Voldemort, he too must become one. With Remus' training in hand will Harry have what he needs to defeat the Dark Lord?

Phil Coulson has to teach at Hogwarts. I think that says it all.

Four times Loki was drunk and one time he wished he was.

Why does McCoy have a dead tribble lying around handy to test Khan's blood on? OneShot Drabble.

A short story about a friend asking for favor. 'Never let me captured alive.' Warned Legolas to his friend Gimli. At first Gimli thought he was exaggerating, until Legolas told him the grim secret about a certain male elf that had been captured by the orcs. Readers, you are destined to review..

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Altair and Malik in Middle Earth. That should be fun, right?

Natasha's knows them better than they know themselves, every little dark secret, every little light in the darkness. Natasha loves them, and she knows that.

The Silmarils can sing and count… and they have something to say about the Noldor chasing them. (Contains disturbing nursery rhymes, don't say we didn't warn you...)

Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.

What an Imperial agent is after service.(lightside IA)

Loki is permanently scarred by Malekith. It's not an original scar though. It shows his frost giant side. What will Thor say? What will happen? Suckish summary but it's better! It's brotherly fluff but if you want...you can think of it has ThorxLoki.

Tony and his 'bots have a unique realtionship, especially JARVIS. This is a post movie look at that. Major character death, not graphic or violent.

"He cries until it's over, now comes the peace he thinks, the peace which comes from the little white bottle. He thinks everything will be ok now, until he thinks no more." Implied suicide, implied death, you have been warned.

This story will follow Kenzo Taishu, a Japanese Nobleman who becomes an Assassin. 'Ninja Assassin' is all that I'll say. The rest, you'll just have to read to find out, eh. Assassin's Creed II: Book coming out soon.

After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)

Caramon Majere and Raistlin Majere, Fighter McWarrior and Black Mage Evilwizardington. Two fantasy "swordsman and sorcerer" pairs that are as alike as they are different, and the start of some very odd friendship… but not really.

The Master of Death had enough of his immortality. The idea of being immortal appealed to him at first, but that changed when the blessing of immortality turns into a curse. There's only one way to get rid of the curse, and it doesn't involve saving random people's lives. Quite the opposite, actually. No slash. Evil Master of Death.

Shahin has a few secrets she's hiding from her fellow Assassins. She's a woman, she can grow wings, fly, and possesses a few unknown abilities. She lives a cautious life unnoticed by mostly everyone until Al Mualim partners her with Altair after his failure in Solomon's Temple. But she's not the only one keeping secrets. AXOC

The Bots are missing Tony and are having a hard time coping.

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?

Xalek observes his sleeping master and thinks. (Lightside SI) Not slash! Read and Review!:p

In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

This is a fan-entry for 157 from Snippy's point of view. The idea for this AU was inspired by RA 157 before the text was added. !Spoilers!

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.

But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)

AU: taken by slavers at age 3, Luke grows up only known as "Specter," the most infamous assassin in the galaxy. When Leia's captured by Vader, Luke's hired to rescue her. Only, Han & Chewie show up, taking Kenobi to Alderaan & Vader senses his old master's presence. With the galaxy now at the mercy of the Death Star, Luke must choose: remain in the shadows or embrace a new destiny.

Co-written with Persephone Kore. AU. The fight between Mechanicsburg and the Baron is abruptly derailed when Barry returns partway through it. But amid all the people celebrating the return of one of the Heterodyne Boys, three people find themselves with mixed feelings about the situation, and one of them is Barry himself.

This story takes place at the end of the battle for Hogwarts. the idea is what if non-magical soldiers took out Voldemort with a sniper rifle.

Shaun,Rebecca and William were able to bring Desmond back to life and Juno is not happy about it. And brings back Desmond's ansestors Altair,Ezio,Haytham and Connor. And Juno has another evil surprise in store for Desmond.

Harry never expected to wake up from the final battle to wind up in the Shire as a 3-year-old ISTARI! But then again... The unexpected always happened to him. Features the entire LOTR story with twists. Follow a magical journey of second chances...

Farfelee and her cousins have lived their entire lives hearing horror stories about Orcs and what they did to villages and the women within.The three are captured by Azog and their village is destroyed. They are taken as slaves and their future seems dim. Well, until one of them defends herself against an orc, killing him in the process. (Shit Summary, maybe Azog/OC)

I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration

Rated for the language. There's a glitch in the Animus and Altaïr, Ezio, Connor and Malik all enter into Desmond's world, and start to cause a lot of headaches for the present day assassins.

A slice of the other side of the Storm King's legend. Maxim takes the Jägerdraught to become one of Euphrosynia's personal guard. Otilia, made to serve the Storm King, has less choice. As Sparks and Kings clash, the constructs and clanks also have their tale.

On a forsaken shore, the last Feanorian laments his past and present, as he realizes that, perhaps, he has suffered the worst fate of the seven brothers. A poem from Maglor's POV. A birthday-fic for RandomCelt and DarthMihi, The Wayfaring Strangers!

Steve Grant Rogers is America's golden boy, he's perfect in every way. But no one is perfect and that's what his team is about to find out. When they witness a Meltdown and realize like their beloved captain is on the Autism spectrum.

Helblindi was Loki's Frost-giant little brother. Born many years after he was stolen by Odin. Laufey's third son, a runt, tiny and useless. Outcasted by his family, Helblindi decided to set out and find his older brother, to find someone who understood what it was like not to belong. (This picture is awesome and very much not mine)

One by one, Tony Stark reveals to the people most important to him the truth about his past. Rated for child abuse. Pepperony, Teamfic

Our favorite hero visits the Avengers and learns something about himself that no one would have guessed. NO SLASH. DISCONTINUED

Five times Tony Stark's exhaustion gets the better of him, and the one time someone decides it's time he use an actual bed. Only Warning: Language. Bonus: Hulk, the 'bots, and Loki

Chapter 1: In which JARVIS is mistaken for a hostage. Please send in ideas and read and review.

"Why would you want to claim a monstrous Frost Giant as your son?" Loki and Thor as they grow up together in Asgard. Loki learns of his true parentage and Thor will be there to help him through it. (They're roughly 18 in human years.)

Loki forgets about mother's day, but never fear. He has four people ready to remind him of the fact. This is a mother's day that he won't forget. Happy Mother's Day!

Dark fic! Trigger warning for lots of torture, lots of angst and TonyWhump! So, the Avengers happened. But that's not the end, nor is it the last the world will see of everyone's favorite God of Mischief. When Loki escapes from Asgardian prison, he returns to Earth, intent on revenge on the Avengers. But when he kidnaps and tortures a certain genius, he may have to alter his plans.

Empathy is the ability to put one's self into the shoes of another to gain understanding. A year after the tragic events at Solomon's Temple, Altaïr is tested after an argument with Malik causes the Apple to allow a glimpse into the dai's mind to experience the events all over again and learn from them. After all, the path to a wise grand master is never an easy one.

Darcy freezes Loki and half the Avengers when they startle her. Humor ensues. Apparently, Loki has two very chaotic children...Random humor crack piece.

This is a cross over story between the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the game Vampire the Masquerade and contains several characters from both. Buffy is in Los Angeles. Los Angeles is ruled by Prince LaCroix. Angel and Buffy are in love. Jan Pieterzoon is in town. Chaos is in the night air.

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

It has been a year since the time Loki came into contact with the mortal human, Remy. Remy has returned to his life among the X-Men as Gambit alongside his lover Logan. However, when Magneto kidnaps the thief in order to use him against the demi-god Loki must face his very chaotic nature. As well as a choice to whether evil is a nature one cannot change, or a choice made in life.

"My life is normal. Honestly, it is! I mean… if you discount the psychotic Frost Giant. And my super-powered roommates. And the Bubble of Death. But hey, I still go shopping! Captain America has to come with me, but still… That's normal, right? Maybe? Ugh, this is all Tony's fault. I wish he'd never ordered that pizza. I hate my life." T for violence and language.

ThunderFrost fluff-mance thingy, where a spell goes wrong, and Thor and Loki land in an alternate universe, right in the lap of a ThunderFrost shipper... just because I'm THAT cruel

This a free-verse poem on said character as in the title. Read and Review.

Altair is sent on a mission to assassinate a nobleman in Agrabah. In the midst of his escape, he runs into the recognizable street rat Aladdin. Both using the tricks of their trade as they both make run for their lives. One-shot.

Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Uhura are transported to Earth, 2010, in a complex twist involving Klingons and Romulans. On Earth they meet an average high school girl named Lauren, who attempts to hide them from the public until they can return home.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Every stories have some form of truth within them, as do every lies. Myths are mysteries meant to be discovered, or fade through time, to be forgotten. But one supposedly myth have raised a wizard as his own. Is it true or only a myth?

While attempting to send off Thor and Loki as they go back to Asgard, The Avengers are suddenly teleported to another reality. In this version of reality, they find themselves without any of the qualities that made them special, but as luck would have it, they meet a couple of fans who are willing to help them out. Rating subject to change. LokixOC StevexOC

"Panic meant fear. Fear meant weakness. And being weak in front of these men would earn him no mercy." It's a bad day to be the RED Spy. Quick oneshot. Rated T for Torture.

EDIT: We've all heard of the common Assassin's Creed Mary Sue- a beautiful girl who magically falls through her xbox into the somethingth-century and immediately captures the heart of Hot-Assassin-Of-Your-Choice. What if we replaced this Mary Sue with your average teenage girl, and what if she could freely travel to whichever time period she wished- and back? (updated sporadically)

Set after the events in the Avengers. Loki is returned to face his punishment from the court of Asgard. He is sentenced to live in his Jotun form until the court deems him fit to serve as Prince of Asgard again. But a visiting princess may cause Loki to see his punishment as more of a blessing in disguise. This is my first story so please read and review. Loki/OC

The second in the Wizard in the Shadows series reading 'The Wizard in the Shadows' first is recommended . Harry's back in his own world, and another Big Bad is gearing up for the end of the world. Only my OC's and plot are mine. As of 2014, deader than the Dodo.

It's been a while since Khem had his favorite food.

To say that anyone understood Tony was a complete understatement. No one looked close enough to even see a tear in his armor. A fallen soldier, drowning in his tears, drowning in the rain...

Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and

When Loki's latest bit of mischief endangers the life of Darcy, his punishment is to help Darcy acclimate to her new situation back on Earth. Set after Avengers, all of that mess has passed. LokiXDarcy Rated T for some sketchy language and vague sexual situations.

Sometimes George dreams of fire. He'll never tell anyone that.

Loki and Thor are finally going back to Asgard after the Chitauri invasion, but something's wrong with the Tesseract. The Avengers and Loki are sent across dimensions and meet Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, and Luna Lovegood, Harry's crazy friend, will they ever get back? First step, find the Tesseract. Again.

Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.

Follow our nameless narrator's fantastic adventures as she finds her calling on the battlefield and argues with mysterious "class spirit" voices. Not your typical fan-fiction.

The war is finally over and Voldemort is gone but so is everyone else. Harry has lost almost everyone all that is left is his wife Ginny and Godson Teddy. Through some higher powers Harry and his family is transported from universe to universe. Cannon couples and a bit extra H/G TS/PP JF/T CB/NR

"You and I remember Budapest very differently." Why, though?

After Snape's wife, Amelia, is killed by Death-Eaters as a message to Snape. Snape takes his daughter to the Potters, in hopes they will take her in. Sure enough they do however events happen and Lily and James are killed. Severus takes his daughter to an old friend(Clint Barton) to be raised still not wanting to risk his daughter's life even if Voldemort is supposedly gone 1stbook

Set not long after the Avengers movie. After an accident with the tesseract finds Loki returned to a mere child, what will the Avengers do with him? Now only a little boy, can he still be held accountable for the crimes of an adult? Was there more to the story to begin with? And what about the Chitauri? Even if the Avengers won't punish a child, is that likely to stop Thanos?

Tony Stark will never, ever be a hero.

Drizzt falls into our world. Whoopies.

Loki has been a Prince of Asgard and a would-be conqueror of Midgard. Years after the movie, he's trying to navigate the most challenging role he's undertaken yet: a single parent in Manhattan. Juggling play dates, elite preschools, and defeating the Avengers in time to pick up his little girl, Loki finds parenting has endless challenges and unintended effects. Now with Epilogue!

The darkness cleared the disillusion in her mind, she stood at the precipice of the final spot which she feared most; his final resting place. It was finally clear… WARNING: Heavy angst, implied character deaths.

Sequel to Like So Much Shattered Glass. Loki has found a place amongst the Avengers as a member of their team, but he's made a great many enemies in the process and life is never easy. FrostIron-Tony/Loki

A companion story to Forever and A Day. All Loki's daughter wants is to be just like her father-Frost Giant and all.

Thor and Loki - before they were enemies. Mjolnir has been stolen by the frost giants. The only way for Thor to get it back is to disguise himself...And it's an unorthodox disguise. Thor is not happy about this. Loki thinks it's hilarious. Based on the original Norse myth, but with the characters as they are in the films - back when they were brothers and best friends.

As a man with nothing left, not even family, Harry finds himself a chance to start over in an entirely new world. Unfortunately, like most things that happen to him, nothing goes exactly as planned. In no time at all, Harry finds himself the Godfather of a god who is more arrogant than any Gryffindor and a mischievous one more cunning than any Slytherin. But he loves them anyway.

The Avengers are summoned to Asgard for Loki's trial. New friendships are made and old ones tested, and Loki must face some hard truths about his life. Guest starring Nick Fury and pretty much everyone in Asgard! Multi-chaptered series from various points of view. Rated T for mature concepts, M for some chapters. Authors notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback appreciated.

A poem for America.

On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Clint wakes up, and Natasha must convince him that Loki's mind control wasn't his fault. ONESHOT!

A poem for the Two Kindreds: Elves and Men.

Errinaya is a normal girl just like her best friend Elisa. The truth is that Errinaya is part of an assassin order that has been going on since Altair. She is forced to keep it a secret from her friends but when Rafe, her younger brother is captured by Templars she realises that she was not the only one keeping secrets. Rated T for Swearing and Blood/ violence

Marvin is a Muggle. As much a Muggle as any Muggle can be. But Marvin is adept at bumping into awkward un-Muggle situations. How unfortunate...

Asgard can't be seen from Earth. That doesn't mean Tony can't see into the minds of one or two of its denizens.

Loki and Darcy have a mutual hate.

The BLU Spy learns a disturbing secret about the opposite team's Sniper. Rating subject to change.

Because when you're frozen for seventy years and live in a different realm, you're a little behind on things. SORRY IF IT'S BAD. First Avengers fan fic. XP

When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

This is a follow-on to the TOS episode 'Errand of Mercy' – non-AU this time, I promise. The Organians may have put a stop to the fleet-wide Federation/Klingon war, but what if a day later Kirk and Kor were thrust together in a life-or-death situation? Would the two be able to transcend their differences and work together to survive?

All the signs are there. Everyone's just too stupid to notice.

After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.

An exploration of various real world topics and ideas by contrasting them against the more harmonious ideals of Equestria. In story, an extraordinary set of circumstances strands a human in Equestria, and his interactions drive the exploration.

Just because something seems easy doesn't mean it always is. Or, how Engie learned to be a nice person.

All it takes is that one drunk in the bar... A JaegerBoyz short, with a side dish of Vanamonde von Mekkahn

British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?

Insomnia isn't fun. Even Snippy has a breaking point.

After nearly the entire earth is destroyed the elves who travelled to Valar return expecting to find the world deserted of life. They were wrong. Legolas/OC- definetly not mary sue

Phineas and Ferb learn more about their family history, and decide that stories are not enough. They want to see it in person! sorry for the delay in update folks

Maybe a one-shot. Ezio thinks himself mad when he starts hearing voices, our voices.

High Inquisitor of Hogwarts, Professor Umbridge, has finally gone too far. Both the student body and the faculty despise her, but there is only one person who has the skill and nerve to exact revenge.

Amrod and Amras encounter a couple of strangers in the woods during a hunting trip

or 'Why You Never Ever Touch Loki's Kids'. Prompt-fill. Loki is Coulson's mum/dad

Loki learns that Midgaard has a very interesting holiday, and that annoying Earth women aren't quite as intolerable as he may think. A short Loki/Darcy moment. Rated for a few suggestive thoughts.

Altair was, actually, a bird. Al Mualim decided that an eagle would make the best assassin he could hope for and uses the Apple to give himself the best.

Altair tried to destroy the Piece of Eden at the end of the game. A note for the wise - artifacts of godlike power are rarely defenseless. Now, the master assassin is trapped in Faerun - in a world of conspiracies, magic, and gods.

An Assassins Creed Meme based off the one I saw on TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba's writing. first piece of literature ever posted by me. read and review with comments, I swear i will improve with time, if bad.

RED's Spy secretly teams up with members of both RED and BLU to uncover the truth behind the war and stop The Administrator and her allies...all for the sake of his son, BLU's Scout, who shouldn't be in the war in the first place.

Sometimes even the Lord of the Halls of the Dead doesn't want to deal with paperwork. Oneshot. Implied GimGala.

When the Dusk stone is stolen it's life and death to get it back. But what will happen when Arhtur finds out about Merlin's uncle and what he is known as at sea.

Things are just getting back to normal for Darcy. Then Thor's supposedly evil brother, Loki, appears, and her world becomes more confusing than ever with the God of Mischief around. Loki/Darcy, Thor/Jane

How many of us haven't snickered once or twice while reading Salvatore's dark elf books? But, the real question is, just how well will his friends take the 'not-so-intimidating' name for his newest blade...

After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.

You are tracking a Chevy Impala with two young hunters, I believe. They passed this way, the day before yesterday; and they met someone that they did not expect. Does that comfort you? (AU from AHBL for SPN, Seventh Age for Silm, gen. Honorable Mention in Crossovers for 2013 Many Paths to Tread Tree and Flower Awards!)

A small oneshot to the tune of Crystal124's Out Cold on dA.

4000 years have passed since Revan disappeared from the galaxy, now he returns with a young blond apprentice at his side, will the galaxy ever survive? Pairings minor and undecided.

... It has a light side and a dark side, and it is what holds this univerce together.

Ezio never realized how strong Leonardo was, that is, until he came to free him from a cell in Cesare's dungeon.

ACI - Altair meets someone on a routine assassination gone wrong. How will it affect him. Inspired by Doubleleaf's 'Hello'.

I saw Blue's and I just had to try writing it too. Hope you enjoy.

In the Halls of Mandos, Celebrimbor and Gil-galad receive a unique assignment: go as ghosts to Barad-dur and distract Sauron from his war against the free peoples of Middle-earth. MEFA 2010 Humor Incomplete 3rd place winner.

Harry and co. meet an assassin from the Brotherhood. Oh the impact he has on the war and their own personal lives... Starts at the end of 5th year. First story. R&R. Working title

Teefed this off of a certain "TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba" on FanFiction, who teefed this off of Mazzaroo's Assassin's Creed Meme on deviantart. I can't draw, so I'm totally biting off of what "TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba" did and typing stuff out.

Ezio had never thought about how dangerous Leonardo would be as a killer. That is, of course, until he ran across a creature who looked like Leonardo. Perhaps there was more to this man than he realized.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

Maxim dreams of his past after Old Man Death's granddaughter knocks him out.

They said he was a demon, who killed for sport. Why didn't she believe them? Ezio x OC oneshot, no romance. May seem a bit Mary Sue at first, but just read it through...Trust me, no Mary Sue ends like this.

Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.

A ac meme-.-

Oggie and Maxim discuss the meaning of familiar faces in Mamma's one night.

Jaeger POV, quick piece inside the mind of one of the boys after they find Agatha.

ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.

Basically, I'm just picking at them. 'Cause what is more fun than messing with a bunch of assassins that can't kill you? Name one thing.

After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.

Returning from hunting Orcs on the road to Mirkwood, Legolas and Aragorn hit trouble in the form of slave traders and get sold into slavery, pain and despair. Will they survive their captivity unharmed? pre WotR. reviews much appreciated. COMPLETE.

Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1

Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.

It's the right of all Assassins to die fighting-or, failing that, falling from a great height. Malik struggles with the loss of his arm and his new position as Head of the Jerusalem Assassin's Bureau. In progress. Spoilers.NOW COMPLETE

A short poem that explains a dad's hopes and explaination for him passing away. In dedication for all you died in the fall of the Twin Towers.

One shot: The annual Darwin Awards are still running in 2259. Jim is a fan. Bones thinks Jim's a wannabe. Spock is just confused by what humans find funny. Kirk, McCoy and Spock

Luke saved his father's soul in ROTJ, but Anakin still died a slave.

Elisabeth hates X-Men. She doesn't care about it in the least. So what happens when her younger brother accidentally pulls Nightcrawler right into their kitchen? Try explaining that one to Mom and Dad.

Part 1/3. Before they became Revan and Malak, they were just an ordinary pair of younglings. A glimpse of their childhood, and the beginnings of their relationship. Part I: First Encounters

During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.

After beheading the clones on Kashyyyk, Yoda mourns their loss. Spoilers to the premiere episode of the Clone Wars series.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

Gambit writes a letter to his fans, explaining how he feels about how he is portrayed in the fanfiction community. Read if you are a fan of Gambit or of things that make you laugh.Told from Gambits' perspective.

Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.

520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!

What if the Jedi didn't wipe her memory right? What if her mind was simply waiting in the backs of consciousness to resurface and once again take over? What if she knew who she was all along, it was just a matter of hiding it? After all, she was no idiot.

A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

A look inside the minds of the Ravager's crew and what they might have thought about Nihilus. Includes, briefly, the Exile's attack. OneShot

It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE

Meses despues de los eventos de PotWK, la vida de Artemis Entreri está a punto de cambiar drásticamente una noche en la Puerta de Vaasa.

The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.

When Legolas' experiences a few secular inconveniences of long hair. And Aragorn tries to help. Please R&R.

The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?

A Malkavian grows weary of his wandering existence.

So many places and people he had outlived... A look at Maglor in the twentyfirst century

A clone's-eye view of Order 66.

Muggles and wizards, wizards and Muggles.

AU While he possess the One Ring, nothing and no one can stop Sauron. When he brings back Morgan, a young man from presentday, however, he ends up with more than he bargained for. Features GilGalad and Celebrimbor...later. Oh yeah and Elros and Elrond. No

Gambit's point of view as he is murdered by two X-Men. A story filled with angst, drama, and surprises. Part one of a new story arc (The Antartica Effect) by Nicole Wagner!

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t

I've always wondered what an elf would be like halfway through the process of being turned into an orc. I also think I'm not the only one to wonder. Here's my story on what I think it could be like.

Elli is the new girl in Idaho Falls. She just moved there from Las Vegas. She is a girl who is a loner by nature and doesn't really make friends easily, until she finds out she is a mutant with pyrokinesis. Will she need friends to help her?

Lucius Malfoy in Azkaban. Thinking. And remembering.

The moment when Legolas and Gimli decide to sail into the west.

An Orc slave is made an officer. But he is very different, and these differences are displayed when he captures an Elf of Mirkwood.

A girl who loves elves tries to horseback-ride to impress legolas but it fails! I was also drunk and possibly on Tylenol when I wrote this! Thanx 4 the good reviews on Bah!

Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.

The characters from LotR experience their first Mary Sues and learn how to deal with them. So far, Faramir, Denethor, Gimli, Lurtz, Theoden, and Wormtongue have been 'Sued. I will take requests...

When our four travelers find a small town to rest for the night, problems ensue. Find out what happens when the presence of Legolas's Y-chromosome is questioned when he strikes the fancy of the town drunks.

Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.

The Fellowship is spirited away to present day 2004 in a rural town located in the middle of Idaho, U.S.! Frodo has to find some way to get back to Middle Earth before the Ring corrupts our world...

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Gambit deals with the aftermath of being left in Antarctica...

Legolas' inner child comes out when he suddenly decided that it would be funny to tie little ribbons in Gimili's hair while he was sleeping. How will Gimili react? With bitter-ness? Or maybe with a bit of amusement? Find out.

One day as Legolas strolled through the forest, he is attacked by..*gasp* a RABID FAN-GIRL!! Horror of horrors! What will become of him??

Frodo tries to figure out what Gimli said to Haldir during FOTR - the extended version.

An Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...

a stupid short little poem on Toad

Elrond Catches a fish, it's pretty funny

Elana is a young woman of Rohan who is abducted by orcs. Her story tells of her captivity, rescue, the birth of her half-orc child, and an unexpected romance.

A vignette inspired by the film version of Fellowship of the Ring: the look on Lurtz's face when he hesitates, Boromir's gaze locked on his.

I go to Hogwarts and bring Legolas there with my telethorthingermajiger. Warning:Insaneness ahead.

Surely you've seen the look... Figwit. Council of Elrond. 'I'm surrounded by idiots...' The skeptic of the Council reflects on the Fellowship and its' spelling of 'catastrophe'...

If you woke up in a dress while being paraded through Rivendell by Haldir, would you react the same way Legolas does? Drunken lunatic elves force Legolas through all sorts of indignities. Have fun! =^.^=

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

A human has an exciting brush with the X-men.

A look at two professors the night after the third task. They are worried, scared, and desperate to protect their charges. The resulting tension is very nearly catastrophic to the future of Hogwarts and Light magic.

This is the diary of Artemis Entreri's dagger ( he was recommended to write in a journal by his psychiatrist). WARNING: If you can't find the humor in dangerous flirtacious swords, Master-obsessed daggers, and lack of sword polish DO NOT READ THIS!Jarlaxl

AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)

Anybody else ever wonder why Arwen showed up riding Glorfindel's horse in The Movie? Please R/R.