Hi guys! I'm a huge anime nerd so I read tons of fanfiction from my favorites!

Here are my Top 10 Favorite Animes! There's many others, but these are my favorites :)

1. Attack on Titan

2. D. Gray Man

3. Tokyo Ravens

4. Fairy Tail

5. Akatsuki no Yona

6. Naruto

7. Yugioh Arc V

8. Blue Exorcist

9. Yugioh GX

10. Strike the Blood

And here are my Top 10 Favorite Anime Characters of ALL TIME (All series)

1. Jesse Anderson - Yugioh GX

2. Lavi "Bookman" - D. Gray Man

3. Touji Ato - Tokyo Ravens

4. Sting Eucliffe - Fairy Tail

5. Deidara - Naruto

6. Shun Kurosaki - Yugioh Arc V

7. Jaden Yuki - Yugioh GX

8. Shin-Ah - Akatsuki no Yona

9. Ayato Kirishima - Tokyo Ravens

10. Rin Okumura - Blue Exorcist

Credit for this quiz goes to JOJO31110*

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Glomp him of course! His accent is to die for!
2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?
I'd be ok with it ;)
3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Don't know if it will last...
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Oh god I'll blow up!
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
Awwww my baby
6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Yay! He'd make an awesome family member!
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Its Shin-Ah...not possible unless he used his eyes
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
He definitely would :/
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He'd get a beatdown
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Beat them in a duel :3
11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Carries me on his hammer to the hospital :D
12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Something awesome!
13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?
Blast it down for me to get out
14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laugh...a lot xD
15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?
Oh no, she is MINE!
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
By making me laugh :)
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheers louder than everyone else!
18) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Just scowls and walks away haha.
19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
He's hot, and from freaking EGYPT, and a great duelist :D
20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
I'd probably laugh xD
21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
Probably, I'm awesome like that.
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Yami won't be very happy...Yugi is his.
23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Nope.
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Scold him very loudly for a very long time xD
25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
It looks just like his now!
26) Number 8 thinks s/he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
You have Mai!!
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
Have you ever heard of Puzzleshipping!?!?! I support that.
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
*Sigh* Oh well...Jaden, come here!!
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Duke is probably trying to teach Yusei how to play DUngeon Dice Monsters while on his bike xD
30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Idk, they're both spirits.
31) Would 2 trust 5?
Of couse!!
32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Yusei was never seen again...
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Hmmm, Art for Jesse and History for Yami
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Should I trust them?
35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Hmmm...Crow would probably be in a car shop...but idk bout Yugi.
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Don't touch his beautiful hair!
37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Sure xD
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Who's the better duelist.
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.
Yami, I would run if I was you.
40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Yami wouldn't be very happy xD
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.
Let me join!! Where do I sign up??
42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
I'm sorry D':
43) 7 won the lottery.
Give me some!!
44) 8 had quite a big secret.
You love Tristan!?!?
45) 9 became a singer.
Woo!!
46) 10 got a daughter.
Awwww :3
47) What would 1 think of 2?
Probably think he's annoying xD
48) How would 3 greet 4?
With a game of dice!!
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
His beautiful eyes 50) What dream would 5 have about 6?
Who the hell is he??
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Nothing.
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
Joey, where is my BIKE!?!?!
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
Card store.
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
You aren't the best duelist.
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
Insulting his dueling...

Favorite Series 5D's

Favorite Card(s) Dark Magician, Red Eyes Black Dragon, Stardust Dragon, Elemental HERO Burstinatrix

I completely LOVE the movie Bonds Beyond Time Abridged, I can quote the whole thing :) Here's some of my favorite quotes from the movie...

"Pwotaganist!" -Paradox

"It's a good thing Venice is apparently EMPTY or that could have been kinda dangerous." -Jaden

"Next time I'm vacationing in Germany, nothing bad ever happens there!!" -Jaden

"Don't eat the yellow snow, it's PPPPPEEEEEEEE!" -Jack

"I totally won that duel." -Yusei

"You found Waldo!?!?!?" -Jack

"What the hell is wrong with his hair!?!?" -Yusei

"I see dead people." -Jaden

"You have friends?" "Yes [Insert pleased Jaden face]." -Yusei and Jaden

"No homo right?" "ALL of the homo!!!" -Yusei and Yami

"Desu desu bitches." -Jaden

"Look at all the pretty lights!" -Yami

[Watching fireworks] "Ah! Is America invading us again!?!? I knew it was only a matter of time!!" "Calm down, Grandpa, it's only the fireworks." "Yugi, fetch me my gun!!" -Gramps and Yugi

"Ballin" -Jaden

Name: It's Irish, I'll give you that

Age: Old enough to drive ;)

Hair: Short, red with strawberry highlights

Eyes: Deep brown, like Hershey's dark chocolate

Height: 5'00" and proud of it :D

Favorites:

Color- Blue or green

Food- Pasta

Animal- Wolf

Pasttime- Reading or dancing

Class- Forensic Chemistry (Like CSI...Yes I have this at my school)

Book(s)- Harry Potter, Eragon, Percy Jackson, Gone Series, Divergent Series

Movie(s)- Warhorse, Pirates of the Caribbean, Titanic, Ice Age, the Mummy series, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Warm Bodies

Dislikes:

Color- Yellow

Food- Steak

Animal- Horse

Pasttime- Swimming, HUNTING

Class- English

Fears- Blood, needles, storms, clowns/mimes

My obsession right now...is Naruto. I used to watch it when I was a kid, but I have finally got back into watching it, and I love it! So now I come on here to read all about it!

Now for some of my favorite Naruto quotes

"Life's only beautiful because it's so fleeting, so transient." -Deidara
"Cower in awe! Recoil in despair! Cry your heart out! Because my art is...AN EXPLOSION!!" -Deidara
""Because... I was called a genius..." Neji Hyuga
"I'm here because I want to be. I've always cried and given up right away...always getting it wrong...Until you, Naruto-kun, showed me the right path to follow. I'd chased you forever...always wishing that someday I would catch up, always dreaming that we would walk side by side...Always trying to make it to where you were. You changed me! Your smile saved me from who I was! I'm not afraid to protect you, even if I die doing so! Because...I love you, Naruto-kun..." -Hinata Hyuga
"I'm sorry, Sasuke...There won't be a next time." -Itachi Uchiha
"As a hurdle you must overcome, I'll always be there for you. Even if you hate me...that's what being a big brother is." -Itachi Uchiha
"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It’s one of the neverending cycles in life." -Kakashi Hatake
"Itachi. It seems in the end...I'm not so terrible after all." -Kisame Hoshigaki
"The things that are most important aren't written in books. You have to learn them by experiencing them yourself." -Sakura Haruno
"Tsunade, a person grows up when he's able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own." -Jiraiya
"Yahiko and Nagato, I will be the support that holds both our bridges up." -Konan
"War brings pain and injury and death to both sides." Pain/Nagato
"Naruto...thank you for letting me be you mother...and Minato for being your father...thank you...for being born to us!!" Kushina Uzumaki
"To be a ninja is to confront hatred." -Minato Namikaze
"I'll win us peace! I won't give up until the very end!" -Naruto Uzumaki
"I'm retired now, I can do whatever I want!" -Elder Chiyo
"Youth...is something that holds such possibilities." -Elder Chiyo
"A weird guy?...like Naruto? Hey, that's Naruto! Hey, Naruto! Long time no see!" -Ino Yamanaka
"Kakuzu-chan, pretty please? With sugar on top?" -Hidan
"As expected of myself..." -Might Gai
"Emotion leads one to hate...and hate leads one to conflict and war." -Danzo Shimura
"The only one who gets to interrupt me is me." -Killer B
"Shikamaru can think 10 steps ahead and consider 200 possible moves in a second. But his real strength is his knack for choosing the best one." -Asuma Sarutobi
"I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!" -Choji Akimichi
"You're pretty clever, unlike this idiot of a partner..." -Kakuzu

The following will be a compilation of various Naruto quizzes and facts answered by your truly ;)

Pein/Pain - Nagato (Pretty cool)
-I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends, etc (In a way)
-I have piercings (Just my ears but hey, I'm scared of needles)
-My natural hair color is red, ginger, or auburn (Gingers rule!!)
-My eyes are grey/gray (I wish)
-My closest friend is a girl (Since 1st grade)
-I'm a very secretive person (Not really)
-I like it when it rains (It's oddly soothing)
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5]

Konan (I don't know how she stays sane surrounded by these idiots)
-Most of my friends are guys (I have a good few)
-Origami RULES (It's pretty)
-I know how to make over five different origami objects (I wish)
-I love flowers (Any plants really)
-My closest friend is a guy (See above)
-I don't like having my photo taken (Bleh...)
-I don't like water, swimming, etc (I sink! D:)
[Konan Score: 4]

Itachi Uchiha (I always knew he was good)
-My younger sibling/s bother me a lot (Only child)
-Many people find me attractive (Nope)
-I'm quiet and very mature for my age (People are surprised)
-I don't actually like fighting though I can fight (Are you kidding? I love fighting)
-I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool (He looks huggable)
-I'm the top of my class, intelligence (I don't wanna brag)
-My natural hair color is black (Giiinnngggeerrr)
[Itachi Score: 3]

Kisame Hoshigaki (He likes to fight, like me)
-Sharks are AWESOME (JAWS!)
-I like gore :3 (Not really)
-I dislike my own appearance (I hate mirrors for a reason)
-Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery (I guess so)
-Once someone gets to know me, I can be a pretty nice person (I can seem cold at first)
-I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender (I am a shorty)
-I like water sports (I hate water)
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori (I feel bad for him, cause of his childhood)
-I look young for my age (I can get kid's meals :D)
-Puppets are fascinating...(Kinda creepy)
-I'm very impatient (I hate waiting)
-I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno (I like her now)
-My Grandma annoys me (I love my grandma)
-I'm the smallest of my friends (5'00" and proud of it)
-Loud noises/people annoy me (Grrrr)
[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara (I LOVE DEI!!! Thinks blowing sh*t up will solve his problems haha)
-I'm an artist (At least I try)
-I like and appreciate art (Yup)
-My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blond (...Ginger)
-I have blue eyes (I wish)
-I'm the youngest in my group of friends (2nd youngest)
-I hate Tobi (I like Tobi, not you know who)
-I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me (Sarah...)
[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu (Probably my least favorite Akatsuki member)
-I'm a saver, not a spender (Not really)
-My eyes are either green or hazel (Nope, brown)
-I have had stiches (I should have)
-I hate Hidan (Not really)
-Younger people tend to tick me off (Children...)
-I am the oldest in my group of friends (Nope)
-My skin is dark or tanned (Ginger skin)
[Kakuzu Score: 1]

Hidan (I really only know him from fanfiction)
-I have a cussing/swearing problem (Kinda...)
-I hate Kakuzu (Eh...)
-I am religious (Not really)
-I hate so many people and hate them so much that I probably have my own hit list (I wouldn't got THAT far)
-I'm very strong-willed (My mom calls me bull-headed)
-I have cut myself on purpose before (Nope)
-I'm very prone to accidents (I fall so much its not even funny)
[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu (He argues with himself, hahahaha)
-I have a split personality, two sides (Hehe no)
-Nature is AWESOME (I love the outdoors)
-I'm usually alone (I like people)
-I don't mind the company of others (Unless there is too many people)
-I don't have that many friends (I have a ton of friends)
-Tobi is not that bad (...)
-I WON'T eat veggies (BACON!)
[Zetsu Score: 2]

Tobi (I liked him when he was just Tobi)
-I'm always hyperactive (I run around the house every day haha)
-I have a particular person who I like to pester (hehehehe)
-People often mistake me for someone else, or say I look like someone (Never happened)
-I LOVE the color orange (I like green)
-I'm rarely sad and always optimistic (I'm a pessimist)
-TOBI IS A GOOD BOY (No he isn't hehe)
[Tobi Score: 2]

Orochimaru (Creeper D:)
-I am attracted to younger people (Noooo)
-I have a very pale skin color (I burn in the winter)
-Snakes are AWESOME (Hisss hehe)
-I love/like Sasuke Uchiha (Eh)
-Michael Jackson is AWESOME (His music is good)
-I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals (Whatever is takes)
-People think I'm twisted or insane (I'm violent...but I don't think that counts...)
[Orochimaru Score: 3]

I got Pein...YAY!!! Gingers unite!!!!

*CREDIT FOR THE FOLLOWING QUIZ GOES TO JOJO31110*

Favourite Naruto Characters

1. Deidara

2. Shikamaru

3. Neji

4. Hinata

5. Suigetsu

6. Itachi

7. Sai

8. Gaara

9. Kakashi

10. Sasori

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Oh my God! DEI!!!

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Oh...my god...GET OUT!!!

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

o.O

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I'm not sure I would trust him hahah

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Ooohhh

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

We have a family!?!?

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I get to be temporary Kazekage!!! :D :D

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Kaka-Sensei you're going down

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

He doesn't talk much anyways

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Blow them UP!

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Wrap me up in his shadows and carry me to a doctor

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Some cool Hyuga clothes :)

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Punch through a wall

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Laugh

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Don't turn her into a puppet Danna!!! D:

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Probably say something insulting that would make me mad, and forget I was dumped in the first place

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Doesn't pay attention...just reads his book

18) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Yells at me for being loud and locks me in Hiruko

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Idk, I just love him...he's hot...and funny...and blows sh*t up :D

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON THERE!!! jk

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

They're dead...so

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Kaka-Sensei you dirty man!!

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Never

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Join the fangirls haha

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What is he gonna say? If it's insulting I'll punch him

26) Number 8 thinks s/he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

You've got me!

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

...awkward silence...

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Dei is mine!! Back off! (Even though I love SasoDei)

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Family bonding, duh

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Dei HATES Itachi

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Nope

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

There is now a Hinata puppet ;)

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Hmmm...Swimming for Suigetsu and Art for Dei

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Nothing spicy :)

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Art store, duh. And a naughty store for #9 :P

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Hehehe

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Someone calm and quiet

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Boring things...or not!

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Dei you're gonna die hahaha

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

9 would make a book bout it

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Can I join??

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Itachi!! I'm sorry D':

43) 7 won the lottery.

I'll trick him into giving me some of it haha

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Ooohhh

45) 9 became a singer.

NO CUSSING!!!

46) 10 got a daughter.

Yay ginger baby

47) What would 1 think of 2?

I'll blow you to bits if you beat me in shogi one more time!!!

48) How would 3 greet 4?

With so much politeness it's not even funny

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

His giant sword!!

50) What dream would 5 have about 6?

Fire vs. water :D

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Black hair and eyes, pale skin...emotionless

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Nothing, he doesn't feel emotions

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Victoria's Secret hehehe

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Art is fleeting

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Sasori: "I do not fear that idiot" Dei: "D:"

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara and Shikamaru
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Dei/Anyone but Mary Sue's, NaruHina
3. Are you a Naruto yuri, yaoi, or henti fan? I'm not against it, but I'm not for it either
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so who, where, and how many times? Never
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None, but I want so much (Like a shirt with Hidan that says: "I feel your pain...literally")
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Nope, never
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or NaruSasu? SasuSaku if he changed
9. Which team is your favorite? Sasori and Deidara
10. Do you supoort the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Well, obviously he is
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory'? It's already been revealed
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!!!! Hands down
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I liked him pre-Shippuden
14. Have you seen all the Naruto episodes so far? (Including Shippuden and fillers) I'm working on it, but I've seen all the movies
15. Have you read all the manga chapters so far? I don't read the manga
16. Do you believe that Naruto has ADD? Yup, just like me! :)
17. Sub or Dub? Sub, beause the dub is weird (Except for Deidara's and Gaara's)
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, I love her now

Now here is a bunch of normal quizzes answered by me :)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Some of these might be repeated.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm PRETTY RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I weigh like 100 lbs)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I prefer geek)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER POLEDANCER so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I kinda am...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to FAIRNESS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (School is more important)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends. (SMART friends)
I'm FINNISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.