A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

A series of unrelated oneshots of Draco/Harry. Thirty day challenge. When Draco kisses him for the first time, he decides that Harry James Potter tastes of summer.

Haunted by his past, Harry Potter leaves in search of a new beginning. Draco Malfoy seeks redemption and finds a broken hero in the process. How do these paths collide and are there really such things as second chances? Complete; written by livingforfomas.

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!

After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.

It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest

Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.

And then Harry speaks. Finally voicing the question I'd always dreaded to hear, the one that keeps me awake and clinging to my blanket at night, the one I childishly wished he'd never be aware enough to realise. "What is this between us, Draco?" he asks.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.

Remus has always had bad taste in men and he tops the polls when he starts to find Sirius Black attractive. Sirius is pompous, loud, plays horrible pranks and is ridiculously flirtatious. Worst of all, he is Remus's best friend. Muggle AU.

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Harry needs a roommate. Draco volunteers. Problems ensue, but at least Harry makes some good tea.

There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

What does Blaise think when Theo is sleeping next to him? What does Theo think when Blaise holds him so tight? How will this work when there is a war outside their four poster bed?

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

When Albus Potter asks his Potions professor for help, he gets more than he bargained for. Draco/Albus Severus. Total PWP...

"It's just my bloody luck that I finally catch the attention of a Potter, and it's the WRONG ONE." Scorpius/Albus; mild Scorpius/James; Review and you're my best friend. Flame if you want. Enjoy if you can.

Albus Potter can't see a thing without his glasses, including the identity of the man who's come to take advantage of that fact.

Sirius Black, for all his self-proclaimed charm, was not that apt at gift giving. Remus/Sirius.

Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.

Dialogue Fic: Harry gets a phonecall from an unexpected former schoolmate. Warning, literally a dialogue based fic so don't read if not your thing, also features a STRONG lovescene description so don't read if you don't like mature adult content :

Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.

With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P

This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Harry's having a bad day. Futurefic, written Pre

HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

Sirius has never cared for Remus. In fact, the only reason why they were even "friends" has been because of James. But when fifth year comes around and Remus has suddenly changed, according to James, can Sirius still say he doesn't care for Remus? RLSB

HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.

HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.

Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.

I’m Sirius Black.I’m drop dead gorgeous, rich and great in bed.But this story isn’t about me or how great I am in bed.Well, the latter does have a slight part, but mainly, it’s about how the root to every disaster is love. AU,RS

Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.