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`·.King's Princess

"I spend my free time protecting Araluen, honing my Ranger skills, and performing epic Broadway musical numbers! Why? Because I'm a member of Ranger Corps: Men in Cloaks, founded by Hibernian Princess. Want to join in this fanfiction phenomenon and figure out what it's all about? Contact Hibernian Princess and read her story Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks!"

Alrighty so my lovely friend (littlbmw) decided to let me know that my profile made me sound more boring than our science teacher on a bad day . . . ouch . . . which is why I have decided to re do it . . . for the 5th time! Anyways, Hi! I'm King's Princess and yes, I am aware that it is a very unusual name, but so are most of the names on fanfiction. I got my pen name from one of my two horses "King" and yes he is my avatar ;). I have another horsie named Cheyenne that is a palomino Quarter Horse and she is in one of my stories that I am going to post in a lil bit for Ranger's Apprentice, lol. I AM SO STOKED THAT IT IS FINALLY SUMMER!!! I hate cold weather, I am soo excited that you can run barefoot everywhere now (well except for Wal-Mart, because apparently they have a "policy" or something), although it never really gets that cold on the south east coast . . . but when you live right by the beach 50 degrees is parka weather . . . O.o

Dear mean Wal-Mart lady,

I'm so sorry; I only wanted to buy hair dye, was that so much to ask? I promise to wear shoes in the store next time . . . well maybe promise . . . or not. Well then agian for all you know I could have been going into the store to BUY shoes so yeah you just lost yourself a customer ;).

Sincerely,

I'm putting you in one of my stories and going make the characters throw assorted fruits at you :)

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Stories Info:

Ok, so I've only written one story (it was accually kind of a one-shot-poem) called "Eyes of Amber" and it was for Ranger''s Apprentice(a.k.a the beastlyest of the beastest books ever! ... yeah i'm not sure what i just said either) and I am soooooo thankful to my reviewers, you all are freakishly amazing!!!!

Upcomming Stories (Dun dun dunnnn):

Yeah, that title needed a sound effect, but any who, I'm kinda thinking about scrapping my one story I had an idea for to come after the 10th book :/ It's got 9 chapters and is really just not going anywhere . . . :( which means the sequal's going to be scatched too. Ok so basically all the story ideas that I had put on here are getting either cut or put on hold because I got this great Idea for this story (it's only got 2 chapters) and I'm really liking how it's going so far :))) So it should be up soon, I'm just proof-reading and editing what I already have, and I think I'm probably going to finish it, and THEN post it . . . but we'll see :)

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Randomish Facts about ME:

1) I am Extremely Loud (I would never ever make a good ranger)

2) I love to ride (horses) and do an event called barrel racing

3) I can't play tennis if my life depended on it

4) I love to write poetry and songs

5) I'm kinda obsessed with freedom

6) I can play guitar and piano

7) I can sing my ABC's backwards

9) I am a master at Just dance 2

10) I love to read (ok durr why else am I on fan fiction??)

11) I seriously believe that I am the cause for a good 3/4 of the gray hairs on my dad's head

12) I know that you didn't notice that number 8 was missing

13) I know that you just glanced up and checked that number 8 was missing

14) Moving on, I HAD blue eyes, but when I was a baby, they turned brown :( and that kinda depresses me

15) When I first meet someone new, the first thing i look at is their eyes

16) I. am. obsessed. with. Keith. Urban. (if only he were divorced and 20 years younger :( *sigh*)

17) I love chocolate.

18) I'm terrible with names ( ex: My heart belongs to . . . what's his face

19) Gillian is my favorite charecter in the Ranger's Apprentice series

20) I have brown hair that is almost down to my waist (wooooh!! FINALLY it decided to grow out) :)

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Music:

Music (along with writing) is a HUGE part of my life so here are a couple of my favorite songs right now:

Somewhere only we know - Glee

I'm into you - J Lo

I do - Colbie Calliat

Lucky - Jason Maraz

Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

In the Middle - Theory of a Dead Man

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Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they, 1): Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2): Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3): Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies but quickly go and pick it up to finish that chapter. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do. (I stole this from Herz Von Silber, iHATEfangirls, and Rosefeather O.o)

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think."

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough."

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You'll die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

OMG!!! You read all the way to the bottem of this *gives major brownie points* So congrats, you have won: ✩ ✫ ✬ ✭ ✮ ✰ a whole bunch of pretty stars!!!