Seranelocke: a mashed up of some sort of something close to a portmanteau. Not really, but if anyone gets it, here's a free brownie.

'This Is (The Part of) Me':

Let's skip the part where I give you a word that I pretend to be my birth name.
Age: Young Adult
Gender: Female
Sexuality Preference: Asexual. Perhaps if I was a male then I'll like my own gender... But seeing I'm not, so; no.
Nationality: Half Asian half British.
Currently Resides In: Hong Kong SAR, China.
School: A British international one. Has anyone heard of Harrows?
Instrument: Flute, Violin and the Piano

'These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things':

Novels: Anna Karenin, Cloud Atlas, The Entire Encyclopedia of Greek and Roman Mythology, Romance of the Three Kingdoms:三國志演義(Chinese version, please!)
Movies: The Sound of Music, Les Misérables (2012 version), Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.
Poems: La Belle Dame Sans Merci by Keats, Alone by Poe, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Angelou
History: Anglo-Saxons, Ancient Egyptian
Scents: sea salt, vanilla cupcakes, the pages of a new book
Music: Jayesslee, Lindsey Sterling, Priscilla Ahn, Muse
Desert: red velvet cupcake (with lots of vanilla icing!)

'The Ships That Sail the High Seas':

My One True Pairing: Tom RiddleXHarry Potter

Harry Potter:
Hermione GrangerXDraco Malfoy
Scorpius MalfoyXAlbus Potter
Lily EvansXSeverus Snape

The so-called 'Never-ending Cassie Clare Series":
Isabelle LightwoodXSimon Lewis
Clary FrayXSebastian Verlac
Magnus BaneXAlec Lightwood
Tessa GrayXJames Carstairs
Aline PenhallowXJace Herondale

Hunger Games:
Katniss EverdeenXGale Hawthrone
FinnickXAnnie
CloveXCato

The "How-Ever-Many-Novels-Rick-Riordan-Published":
PercyXAnnabeth
LukeXThalia
PoseidonXAthena
AphroditeXHermes
CarterXZoe
SadieXAnubis

Oh, and:
Sherlock HomesXJohn Watson
Septimus HeapXSyrah Sarah
KateXReynie
John SmithXSarah Hart
Ian KabraXAmy Cahill
Alex RiderXYassen Gregovich

'Le Quotes':

"Quantum Poetry: Writing the Speed of Light"
“Here lies a Great Leviathaness swathed in an archaeal of sludge and slime so rooted in chaos, misrule, and anti-aesthetics, she is at once the mother of her own birth.”
“I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity” -Poe
"Aut captantur, aut captant"
“A caged bird stands on the grave of dreams, his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream; his wings are clipped and his feet are tied,
so he opens his throat to sing.” -Angelou

Borrowed with a kissx:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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