Hi! I love ALL The Fandoms. All of them.

You cannot hope to beat devoted.disciple in a Fandom off, she is simply the best there is.

But seriously. I have another shared account with my friend TereziCharliePond. We write the Hogwarts Stuck. The account name is karkles413. Please go check out those fanfics! They're pretty good if I do say so myself.

If I get more reviews, I might post the end of When I Met You but I much prefer Disciple's Fate. It's more well written and I put actual thought into the words. I am working on a poem about Nepeta and some other stuff, so stay tuned! This account is active!

My favorite Beta Kid: I actually can't choose, they're all my babies.

My favorite Beta Troll: Mainly Vriska, but I'm a big fan of all the others. In order of most liked to least: Vriska, Terezi, Kanaya, Karkat, Sollux, Aradia, Feferi, Nepeta, Eridan, Equius, Tavros, Gamzee.

My favorite Anscestor: I am a Serket at heart. Mindfang. Followed closely by Handmaid. They're both just so badass. Then after that is Redglare, then Disciple, Then Dolorosa, Then Psiioniic, Signless, Condesce, GHB, Summoner, and E and Dualscar tie for last. I actually have an obsession for the anscestors and a lot of my fanfictions I'm working on right now involve them.

My favorite Alpha Kid: Tie between Roxy, Dirk, and Jane.

My Favorite Alpha Troll: Porrim. Then Meenah, Damara, Aranea, Meulin, Cronus, Mituna, Latula, Kurloz, Horuss, Rufioh, Kankri. Not to say I like Kankri less. I actually love the alphas.

Other Favorites: Calliope, WV, PM, WQ, and how can you not love Hussie? I'm also a big Snowman person but she's just really cool.

Main Homestuck ships:

Red Quadrant:

Rosemary, Meenah x Vriska, Dave x Jade, Karezi, AraSol, Latula x Mituna, Meulin x Kurloz, Signless x Disciple, Dolorosa x Mindfang, Psiioniic x Redglare,

Black Quadrant:

SCOURGE ACTUALLY GIVES ME LIFE, Mindfang x Redglare, Psiioniic x Condesce

Pale Quadrant:

Equius x Nepeta, Porrim x Kankri, Kanaya x Karkat, Sollux x Karkat (I'm a little confused about Karkat's pale quadrant), Dirk x Roxy

Ashen Ships are difficult. I may or may not come up with one. Meh.

I am the Maid of Heart in the land of Tide and Ships. Derse dreamers represent! My denizen is Eos. My symbol is a Theater Mask. I go by bedlamsBandersnatch online, but my official name for SBURB is transientThesbian. My strife specibus is ScytheKind and my Captchalogue Modus is Improv: Items are retreived by acting out a scene using said item. My Consorts are Nixies, people made literally of water. My quest is to fix all the relationship problems across the planet. Thanks for being alive.

Profile updated October 10, 2014.