(Modern AU Law/Sanji and Zoro/Sanji.) Sanji is a destitute sex worker living on his own in a hostile city. Zoro is a debt collector with dubious intentions. Law is an intern at the city hospital, and a regular client of Sanji's. After being kidnapped by Zoro's people for a crime he didn't commit, Sanji's life becomes infinitely more complicated.

Zoro was a normal guy, he didn't really know how he ended up attracting such strange people to him. Seriously, he was like a weirdness magnet and Sanji might just have been the oddest addition Zoro's group of "friends". Something about that idiot was just a little... off.