So, Fanficiton, you thought I'd go down? Well, NO! 'Cause, I'm mean, I'm fast, and I can do this! *waves arms about in flamboyant manner*

About Me: SkittlestheLizard (or just Skittles for short) was born to Willie Nelson and Cher, On a day in a month which was in the year that Spongebob was just starting out. She holds great pride in her obsession with androids, monkey-human hybrids, and the human brain. She is , Hetalian, and Sayain. She may or may not be a female. I'm still sorting that out myself. She had this account since she was around 10 or 11 and she's embarrassed about her weaboo-ish tendencies. She doesn't have Word yet, but when she does get ready for some crack, angst, and giant monkeys. She is also a Cyan Reptile, so there's that..

Let's take a break from that, shall we? I own animals. I like anime.

I also LOVE reading, but really don't have time.

Things I watch:

Dragon Ball Z (What...don't ask..runs in the genes..)

Boondocks

Avatar The Last Airbender

Legend Of Korra

Hetalia

And A bunch of others. How many of you actually read profiles?

SHIPS:

Dragon Ball Z:

17XOC

K18

Gohan/Videl

Gohan/Everyone because I'm a sicko..

And all the other canon stuff

Hetalia:

Spamano, I don't know why but I'm kinda in love with these too! They're just SO CUTE!

USUK

Franada!

PruCan, I just got into this and, I LOVE THEM TOO!

2P!FRUK I don't know why, but any other way, I can't see this working out..

Avatar and Legend of Korra:

Makorra

Zutara

Borra

Taang

Linorra

Jinorra/Bolin, does this ship even have a name yet?

PemaZin

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You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself

Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Sayain

Ladies and gentleman, skinny and stout,

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys go up to fight.
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play.
A mute man came to shout 'Hooray!'
A deaf police man heard the noise, and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eye-witness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that it was a holiday.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (News Flash: They suck..But you already knew that)

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Favourite DBZ characters in order:

1. Android 17

2. Goku

3. Lanch

4. Puar

5. Oolong

6. Android 16

7. Piccolo

8. Goten

9. Master Roshi

10. Bulma

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

No...Just no..

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

If I was I guy...I'd so tap that XD

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

17 and 16..I have actually read a fic like this. The baby's name was Violet.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No...poor guy isn't very popular.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Yeah maybe..If they both weren't completely OOC in them

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Goten/Puar or Puar/Master Roshi ...NEITHER!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would pretend he saw nothing

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

16 has been wished back with the dragon balls, with the help of 17 and Goku. 16 and Goku train for the 20th World Martial Arts Tournament, but they begin to devolp more feelings than just 'friends'. How will they cope.

Sucks but I tried.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Nope...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

This will be hard..um. "Tears Don't Suit You."

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Puar would turn herself into a mechanic and work on his brain to make him love her.

Yep..sucky..

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

No, don't think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number one, what song would you chose?

Playing The Blame Game

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

SLASH! AND OTHER STUFF!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

..."We're both the same size..if ya' know what I mean?"

Which Hetalia character are you?

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[X]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[X]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (Only sticks out when I brush my hair!)
]You're a good artist. (*Snort* I wish)
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[X]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[X]You would surrender in a war situation.

(7/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

]You're very stoic and serious.
]Sausages are your favourite foods.
]You like to walk your dog.
]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[X]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

]You're very mature.
[X]You think everything over before saying it.
]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
]You isolated yourself during childhood.
]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people.

(3/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[X]You think you're awesome.
]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (Guilty)
[X]You're terrified of ghosts.
[X]You know aliens exist.
]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

]You like tea.
]You were quite tough as a kid.
]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
]Your cooking is awful.
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
]You have tried doing black magic before.
]You get drunk quite easily.
]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
]You're good at embroidery.

(1/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[X]You're very affectionate.
[X]You think you have a great fashion sense.
]You like wine.
]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[X]You love red roses.
[X]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
]You're very proud of yourself.
]You love culture and the arts.

[X]You're very flamboyant.

]You say you're a gourmet .

(5/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

]You had a very sad childhood.
]You're very tall.
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
]You wear a scarf all the time.
[X]You love sunflowers.
]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people. (I came from a man who can stare down an Italian Mafia Boss)
]You're very strong.
]You have a big nose.
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

]You're very mature.
[X]You're very superstitious.
[X]You're very religious.
[X]You love pandas.
]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[X]You love Hello Kitty.
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[X]You work hard.
]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets.

(7/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

]You are very well-raised. (You sees where I come from, We eat road kill and drank till we fall over, YEEHAH!)
[X]You're polite.(Try to be!)
[X]You love classical music.
[X]You like cake.
]You have a mole on your face.
[X]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
]You've composed music before.
]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[X]You wear glasses .

(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people.
]You look younger than you actually are.
]You love hockey.
[X]You love polar bears.
[X]You hate fighting.
[X]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[X]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
]You're bilingual.
]You always carry a bear with you.

(6/10)

Cuba

]You smoke.
]You're very physically strong.
]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
]You like hot weather. (No)
[X]You can be very friendly from time to time.
]You look very tough on the outside.
]You make a very nice role-model.
]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

X]You have a potty-mouth.
[X]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[X]You used to be a very tough kid.
[X]You're very reliable.
[X]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[X]You're very faithful.
X]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (I have no idea what this means)
[X]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[X]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
]You're very serious.
[X]You have a lot of patience.
[X]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[X]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[X]You're not very confident.
]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[X]People tend to walk all over you.
[X]You're a born worrier.

(7/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[X]You're very flamboyant.
[X]You're quite hyperactive.
[X]You can be quite goofy.
]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[X]You're very wary of strangers.
[X]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[X]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[X]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[X]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[X]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

]You're quite mean-spirited.
]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[X]You're very loyal.
]You're very good at tactics.
]You hate Russia.
]You love to fight people.
]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[X]You're not always taken seriously.
]You like drinking.
[X]You want to become stronger.
(3/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[X]You are clueless about things around you.
]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[X]You're very responsible.
[X]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[X]You love churros.
[X]You help people in crisis.
[X]You are quite random.
[X]Somehow, you like bananas.
[X]You often offer food to people.
]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(8/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[X]You tend to overreact a lot.
]You like to order people around.
]You're a scaredy-cat.
]You curse a lot.
]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[X]You tend to blush easily.
[X]You are lazy like hell.
]You love tomatoes a lot.
]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[X]You get defensive at the slightest comment

(4/10)

The Weirdo

Crackfic, Mpreg, and all the other oddities.

You are pretty weird. It's hard to put you in a box. On one hand, you might lean towards the bizarre subgenres; recklessly slash people with inanimate objects, create alternative universes where Harry Potter is a 7 years old girl named Annie and don't take fanfiction very serious. On the other hand, you might be a misunderstood genius that could write Tolkien, Roddenberry and Rice into the ground, and your ideas are simply totally ahead of their time.

However, the chances you're the latter are rather small.

read, review, and enjoy! :)

Love the rainbow colored reptile herself Skittles the Lizard !