Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione

It was just supposed to be a class. Nothing was real, and they were just pretending to be a married couple- for their fake child. But when things become more real, problems arise and the Gryffindor Princess and Slytherin Prince are left raising a child for a class they never wanted. [no war or Voldemort] HG/ DM GW/BZ RW/ LB PP/HP LL/TN M for language, violence, & adult themes