!HIATUS! As the new girl underestimates his power over girls, the playboy embarks on a mission to show her how wrong she is. Unfortunately, falling for her wasn't part of the deal. Sarcastic, bitchy and cynical versus one Sirius Black. This should be fun. SBOC

Sequel to Green Ink. Riza Alvic might have emerged from the nigh disaster that was her final year of Hogwarts with something like a happy ending. But dark times are descending on the wizarding world, and there are whispers of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named's return. Soon everyone will have to decide where to make a stand.

Marauders Era Jily/Hunger Games AU. Voldemort has already taken over Hogwarts, where he still allows muggleborns to attend - provided they are entered into a competition forcing them to fight to the death.

I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC

LJ. James tries out various pick up lines on Lily.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.