If you want me to beta your story, go ahead and PM me! :3 If e-mail or Google Drive is easier than DocX for you, my e-mail is lilaclily00 @ gmail . com

Hello!

So, I've mainly watched kids shows, especially cartoons, and anime (so pretty much all animated stuff). Fullmetal Alchemist is my life, but I'm also a major fan of Danny Phantom and Gravity Falls. My favorite books are Kane Chronicles, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. I love Michael Jackson, Queen, Adam Lambert, Radiohead, and Green Day, along with some anime songs (FMA for the win!), a little Nightcore/Negative Nightcore, and tons of Vocaloid (most of all Len/Rin Kagamine). I love orange and cats. I'm kind of a 5-year old at heart.

I use this same username for a lot of other sites, like Gmail, Wattpad, AO3, and Tumblr (currently most active on Tumblr, but I check FFN all the time.) If you find me somewhere on the internet, say hi!

I do special one-shots that I like to call one-word-prompts. :D (Yes, I still do them, even in 2019!)

How this works:
Send by PM or review a prompt of at least one word (and preferably no more than... four words?). It can be as random as you like.
It will usually be silly/humorous unless you otherwise specify a different genre for the one-shot.
When completed, I will send it to you by PM to make sure you like it. You can correct any typos (although they are unlikely *flutters eyelashes*) or give suggestions to make it better. I will do anything for it gratefully!
When it's ready, I will publish for the public!

I've been mentioned in TheGoldenApple10's story Chris the Human as "Lily" in Chapter 29. I am in I Am Darkrai's story On a Quest to Become a Champion! as "Lily" starting from Chapter 3. "Leo" and "Lukas" from Anthem of the Lonely's The Art of Breaking Chapter 7 are inspired by my fanfic "LemoNeko". Unfortunately, some of these are no longer available to read, as far as I know...

(This refers to ANs from my older stories.) People who I have PMed a lot and/or review my stories often are now considered part of my cheerleader squad! (In other words, you are now my best friends!) I will add those people to my "Favorite Authors," and they will be mentioned in my author's notes as a group a lot, so if you want the honor, go ahead and talk to me! :3 Once you are part of it, I expect you to continue to cheer on, so live up to expectations or else. *holds up a DeathNote with an evil grin* ...NO NEVER MIND I'M NOT A CRUEL PERSON I SWEAR! ...How about equivalent exchange? You keep enjoying my stories to your full potential, and I'll do the same with yours! Deal?

(Sorry about not continuing Ed the Cat or Al the Cat. Life happens. And writer's block. Plus maybe some procrastination.)

Oh, and my name's lilaclily00, not lilaclilly00. Lily, not Lilly. There's a dif, dawg. People have just so slightly misspelled my name my whole life (my real name) so... yeah, it's just a bit frustrating. Of course, I usually don't say anything to them directly. I complain to my family and friends instead.

K bai!

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down.

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".

12: Sing along at the opera.

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

DON'T READ THIS I repeat don't read this I told you not to read this GREAT now you are going to explode! Copy and paste this if you read it.