![]() Author has written 7 stories for Monster High, and Monster High. 1. What is your name? Yuky 2. How old are you? 22 3. Are you a boy or a girl? Girl 4. When were you born? May 5. What color are your eyes? dark 6. What color is your hair? Now?...Mexican pink... 7. Is it long or short? Long 8. Curly or straight? Straight 9. What color is your skin? As white as paper 10. Are you short or tall? medium 11. Do you have any pets? A lot!!!! Snakes,cats,dogs,hamsters,tarantulas! 12. Where do you live? Currently: mexico 13. Do you have body piercings? No... 14. Do you have brothers or sisters? 8 monkeys...brothers sorry! 15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian? I'm straight 16. Are you neat or messy? i love disorder 17. Are you shy? No 18. Are you single? No. 19. Do you live in a house or apartment? House 20. Are you popular? Maybe? FAVORITES 21. Color? Black,white pink purple green red and blue 22. Food? Sushi 23. Drink? Coffee. 24. Place? My home... Transylvania! 25. Animal? Wolf or snake. 26. Flower? Black rose. 27. Car? actually motorcycle 28. Song? Hero-Enrique Iglesias 29. Movie? "Sweeny Todd" 30. Show? "Adventure Time" 31. Game? resident Evil 32. Person? My boyfriend 33. Shape? Crescent. 34. Scent? Roses 35. Website? YouTube. 36. Web Browser? IE8, or Firefox. 37. State? New Orleans 38. Character? Draculaura 39. Anime? "Avatar:the last airbender" 40. Manga? FLCL. 41. Season? Fall 42. Fruit? Cherries. 43. Vegetable? Spinach 44. Meat? Beef. 45. Ramen? Miso soup. 46. City? Chicago. 47. Store? Toys R Us 48. Game System? Nintendo Entertainment System. 49. Channel? Cartoon Network. 50. Ice cream? Any. THIS -OR- THAT 51. Black or White? Black 52. Cats or Dogs? Dogs. 53. Lemon or Lime? lime 54. YAOI or YURI? Both! 55. Hot or Cold? Nice. 56. Spicy or Sweet? Spicy. 57. Sour or Salty? Salty 58. Studs or Gauges? Gauges. 59. Rough or Gentle? Gentle. 60. Day or Night? Night. 61. Easy or Hard? Hard. 62. Skype or Facebook? deviantart! 63. Taco or Burrito? Burrito. 64. Mario or Luigi? Luigi. 65. Anime or Manga? Yes. 66. Subbed or Dubbed? Dubbed. 67. Fast or Slow? Slow. 68. Indoors or Outdoors? Outdoors. 69. Smoking or Non? Non. 70. Coffee or Decaf? Coffee. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! 71. Justin Beiber. IUK!!!!!!! 72. Edward Cullen. Okay I like the movie but of Edward i think...stupid man covered by glitter! 73. Michael Jackson. AU!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 74. Kanye West. Not bad 75. Pokemon. LOVELY! 76. Obama. he's a very good president i think I don't live there to know... 77. Rainbows. Lovely. 78. Facebook. Stupid maybe not 79. Hospitals. i go there so many times! 80. Malls. Yes. 81. Pie. Pizza, pecan, cherry, all good. 82. YouTube. Music. 83. Naruto. Not very fan 84. iTunes. Nice, if you can afford it. 85. Hugs. Nice to get, but be careful who you give them to. WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU? 86. Red? Chasing 87. Orange? Warning. 88. Yellow? Optimism. 89. Green? Contentment. 90. Blue? Contemplation. 91. Violet? Stealth. RANDOM SECTION 92. Have you seen my art/pictures? Who are you? 93. Do you have a DSi? yes 94. Are you sad we're near the end? That stupid fucking movie is fucking stupid we're not near the end of the world 95. Do you have YouTube? No 96. Would you do a meme if I made one? yeah 97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? I'm watching you. 98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? Not the best sketch-artist in the world. 99. Did you like my little quiz? YEAH! 100. Will you pick 3 victims to tag to take this quiz? SophiaFreak, wolverinacullen and Rowan mad Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you". My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE 19 things to do at wal-mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!' 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match. 19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" 20. Go into the lingerie section and put on a skimpy pair over your clothes and flirt with a worker. Repost this if you laughed... |
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