Darth Vader gOOOOOes through all sorts of words that involve the pronunciation of "oh". Because that's his thing... he knOOOOOws it. OOOOOh wOOOOOe is him. LOOOOO and behOOOOOld this collection of Darth stupidity that will make Vader mOOOOOan.

Leo is a socially awkward first year student at the Academy, and he doesn't want to put up with the crowds associated with shopping at Staples. He calls Dunder Mifflin instead, and ends up getting relationship advice from a salesman named Jim Halpert. Set after Jim transfers to the Stamford branch.

It's been years since that night Jack Frost saved the world from Pitch Black, with the help of his first believers, Jamie and Sophie. Jack fails to protect one of his first believers, and his sister must find a way to forgive her frosty friend. Before Jack knows it, he finds himself falling in love with Sophie, but will their love endure a visit from an old (not so much) friend?

M.K realises that it is unrealistic to want a normal romantic relationship with Nod with their size difference. Yet, she cannot get her mind off him. Her heart is torn. Stay with him and be doomed to a non-intimate relationship, or leave him and venture into the real world. That is, until she heard he is in trouble. Will the heat of danger solve all her answers? THREE-SHOT MK/Nod

An epilogue of The Name of the Doctor. Includes quite a bit of angst, but enough fluff to even that out! Eleven/Clara, Whoufflle. DISCONTINUED

John Watson writes about his life after the Fall. Warning, it is very angsty. I am sorry.

Sherlock is charged with making a list of what supplies they would need in case of an emergency. For Rose O' Sharon who suggested the work and Edhla on her birthday.

When Grace's brother Jake disappears after entering a restricted forest, everyone quickly assumes he either ran away or was killed by a random psycho. But when Grace starts receiving cryptic messages, she realizes that Jake may still be alive, and that she is the only one who can save him. If she fails though, it could mean her own demise.

A parody of every Dr. Who story I've ever read. It contains every Dr. Who / Time Travel cliche that I've come across, including the "amazingly original" plot twist that everyone uses.

"As I said, my name is Elina Patterson. I came to speak to you about a girl you have in your care, Margo?" She said. Gru narrowed his already thin eyes and asked "What about Margo?" Elina looked even more nervous and said "I'm her older sister."

Well, it always perplexed me how this couple could just up and pick up where they left off. So, I decided to write a parody about how things really should have went :