Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Cool Quotes: "I feel I was denied... essential... NEED TO KNOW... information"- Burt Gummer from Tremors 2: Aftershock "I bought Satan's Camaro"- Sam Witwicky from Transformers "I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass me by."- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest "But why is the rum gone?!"- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl "Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space."- Genie from Aladdin "You actually go outside in these?" "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?" Wolverine and Cyclops from X-men "Wait, are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorean?"- Marty McFly from Back to the Future "Life is not a malfunction."- Stephanie Speck from Short Circuit (a great 80's movie you should all watch.) "You heard the man. No mortal weapon can kill him." "Then we'll just have to find some immortal ones." "There's that 'we' again."- Rick O'Connell and Evey from The Mummy "Bah wheep grahna wheep ninny bahn."- Kup from Transformers: The Movie (the animated one from the 80's) "Charming place. Does Jack the Ripper live here?"- Rodney Skinner from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen "Hello assorted Meatheads! And lady."- Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper: Honor Among Thieves "Ah Carmelita. Always trying to solve her problems with a shock pistol"- Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper: Band of Thieves "They call me Mr. Pig!"- Pumbaa from The Lion King "Something good coming right up!"- Beelzemon from Digimon: Season 3 "Momentai"- Terriermon from Digimon: Season 3 "I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to worry about. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."- Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl "Think like Will. Think like Will. ...half-barrel pins? Leverage!!"- Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then I'm gonna die!"- Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas "Make it a... happy memory."- K from Men in Black "Fly my pretties. Fly!"- Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."- Sid from Ice Age "I shouldn't have told you that."- Rubius Hagrid from Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stone "I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice"- Wolverine from X-men Origins: Wolverine "Johnny. Supernova." "I thought we agreed that was bad." "Johnny, now!" Reed Richard and Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four "No can do Gigantor. Someone's got to pay." "Pay for what?" "I don't know, just pay. Now stop whining and take it like a man"- Jedediah and Larry Daley from Night at the Museum "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say 'I'" "Ahh!!" "That's close enough."- Mushu and Mulan from Mulan "Well I ain't going to smell it, if that's what you want."- Mr. Beaver from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe "Come. Visit the woods."- Draco from Dragon Heart "It's a rock. It doesn't have motivation"- Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest "Chon Wang is a terrible cowboy name"- Roy O'Bannon from Shanghai Noon (Try saying it out loud... sounds like John Wayne) "That's it. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on..."- Mushu from Mulan "Ohana means family. Family means..." "... nobody gets left behind..." "...or forgotten."- Stitch and Nani from Lilo and Stitch "Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me."- Tantor from Tarzan "Revenge is a dish best served cold"- Khan from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This is where that phrase actually came from originally!) "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one"- Spock from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This one too! Star Trek has had a big influence on the world.) "I'm not bad, Mr. Valient. I'm just drawn that way."- Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"- Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride "Guilmon, what are you doing?" "Staring contest." "Come on." "Aww... But I was winning."- Takato and Guilmon from Digimon Season 3 "Why is the car stopped?" "It's frightened."- Miss Scarlett and Professor Plum from Clue "We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking"- Octavius from Night at the Museum "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it."- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest "Watch out for the pedestrian!" "It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!"- Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman "You just killed a helicopter with a car!" "I was out of bullets."- Matt Farrell and John McClane from Live Free or Die Hard "That's it! The madness is spreading! Grr... Crazy talk. Why do I keep hooking up with these warped people?"- Iago from Aladdin: Return of Jafar "Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?" "I'm sorry, Emily. But I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle"- Emily Binx and Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus "Smokin'!"- Mask from The Mask "I have a proper name, you know... And when I remember it, I'll tell you"- Glitch from Tin Man "Teenagers: You give them an inch, they swim all over you."- Sebastian from The Little Mermaid "You're... uh..." "Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?" "Tiny."- Mulan and Mushu from Mulan "Hey, 'mean' would be letting you run in there and be erased quicker than you could say 'is this the delete key I see before me?'"- Impmon from Digimon Season 3 "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"- Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon "It didn't end well"- Louis from The Princess and the Frog "No harm ever came from opening a box." "And no harm ever came from reading a book. Remember how that turned out?"- Evey and Rick O'Connell from The Mummy Returns "Hulk smash!"- Hulk from The Incredible Hulk (surprise, surprise...) "Touche, O dark master of evil bathrobes."- Harry Dresden from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher "YOU ARE A TOY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear. You're an action figure. You are a child's plaything."- Woody from Toy Story "Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn."- Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle "Don't interfer"- Diaboromon from Digimon: The Movie "Listen to me. We are not going to die!" "We're not?" "No. And do you know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die."- Harry Dresden and Waldo Butters from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher (After a while, "Polka will never die" becomes Butters' survival mantra) "Let's get dangerous"- Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck "Wait, are you telling me that the pig turned inside out and then it exploded?"-Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest "You think you can stop me? Do you know who I am?" "Haven't the foggiest"- Random goon and Skulduggery Pleasant from Skulduggery Pleasant: Sceptor of the Ancients by Derek Landy "Have fun storming the castle" "Do you think they'll make it?" "It'd take a miracle. Bye bye."- Miracle Max and his wife from The Princess Bride "Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?"- Mulan and Grandmother Fa from Mulan "That book was destroyed in an accident maliciously."- Gru from Despicable Me "Good luck with that one." "Whose side are you on?" "The losing side!"- Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne Ritchi from Megamind "Hello my freaky darlings."- Rodney Skinner from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen "Drop dead" "Too late"- Kat Harvey and Stretch from Casper "I don't think your parents like me and I think that jello gave me a fake phone number"- B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens "Great Scott!"- Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future (No matter how many times he says it, I always enjoy it) "I like him. He's nice." "But scary." "...like Santa!"- Agnes and Edith from Despicable Me "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealtiest, most influential men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? ...Good luck." - Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight |
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