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"I feel I was denied... essential... NEED TO KNOW... information"- Burt Gummer from Tremors 2: Aftershock

"I bought Satan's Camaro"- Sam Witwicky from Transformers

"I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass me by."- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"But why is the rum gone?!"- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space."- Genie from Aladdin

"You actually go outside in these?" "What would you prefer, yellow spandex?" Wolverine and Cyclops from X-men

"Wait, are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorean?"- Marty McFly from Back to the Future

"Life is not a malfunction."- Stephanie Speck from Short Circuit (a great 80's movie you should all watch.)

"You heard the man. No mortal weapon can kill him." "Then we'll just have to find some immortal ones." "There's that 'we' again."- Rick O'Connell and Evey from The Mummy

"Bah wheep grahna wheep ninny bahn."- Kup from Transformers: The Movie (the animated one from the 80's)

"Charming place. Does Jack the Ripper live here?"- Rodney Skinner from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"Hello assorted Meatheads! And lady."- Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper: Honor Among Thieves

"Ah Carmelita. Always trying to solve her problems with a shock pistol"- Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper: Band of Thieves

"They call me Mr. Pig!"- Pumbaa from The Lion King

"Something good coming right up!"- Beelzemon from Digimon: Season 3

"Momentai"- Terriermon from Digimon: Season 3

"I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to worry about. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."- Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"Think like Will. Think like Will. ...half-barrel pins? Leverage!!"- Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then I'm gonna die!"- Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

"Make it a... happy memory."- K from Men in Black

"Fly my pretties. Fly!"- Wicked Witch of the West from Wizard of Oz

"I don't like this cat. He reads minds."- Sid from Ice Age

"I shouldn't have told you that."- Rubius Hagrid from Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stone

"I'm the best at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice"- Wolverine from X-men Origins: Wolverine

"Johnny. Supernova." "I thought we agreed that was bad." "Johnny, now!" Reed Richard and Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four

"No can do Gigantor. Someone's got to pay." "Pay for what?" "I don't know, just pay. Now stop whining and take it like a man"- Jedediah and Larry Daley from Night at the Museum

"Did I hear someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say 'I'" "Ahh!!" "That's close enough."- Mushu and Mulan from Mulan

"Well I ain't going to smell it, if that's what you want."- Mr. Beaver from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

"Come. Visit the woods."- Draco from Dragon Heart

"It's a rock. It doesn't have motivation"- Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest

"Chon Wang is a terrible cowboy name"- Roy O'Bannon from Shanghai Noon (Try saying it out loud... sounds like John Wayne)

"That's it. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on..."- Mushu from Mulan

"Ohana means family. Family means..." "... nobody gets left behind..." "...or forgotten."- Stitch and Nani from Lilo and Stitch

"Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me."- Tantor from Tarzan

"Revenge is a dish best served cold"- Khan from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This is where that phrase actually came from originally!)

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one"- Spock from Star Trek: Wrath of Khan (This one too! Star Trek has had a big influence on the world.)

"I'm not bad, Mr. Valient. I'm just drawn that way."- Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"- Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride

"Guilmon, what are you doing?" "Staring contest." "Come on." "Aww... But I was winning."- Takato and Guilmon from Digimon Season 3

"Why is the car stopped?" "It's frightened."- Miss Scarlett and Professor Plum from Clue

"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking"- Octavius from Night at the Museum

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it."- Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"Watch out for the pedestrian!" "It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking!"- Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

"You just killed a helicopter with a car!" "I was out of bullets."- Matt Farrell and John McClane from Live Free or Die Hard

"That's it! The madness is spreading! Grr... Crazy talk. Why do I keep hooking up with these warped people?"- Iago from Aladdin: Return of Jafar

"Thackery Binx, what took thee so long?" "I'm sorry, Emily. But I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle"- Emily Binx and Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus

"Smokin'!"- Mask from The Mask

"I have a proper name, you know... And when I remember it, I'll tell you"- Glitch from Tin Man

"Teenagers: You give them an inch, they swim all over you."- Sebastian from The Little Mermaid

"You're... uh..." "Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?" "Tiny."- Mulan and Mushu from Mulan

"Hey, 'mean' would be letting you run in there and be erased quicker than you could say 'is this the delete key I see before me?'"- Impmon from Digimon Season 3

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"- Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon

"It didn't end well"- Louis from The Princess and the Frog

"No harm ever came from opening a box." "And no harm ever came from reading a book. Remember how that turned out?"- Evey and Rick O'Connell from The Mummy Returns

"Hulk smash!"- Hulk from The Incredible Hulk (surprise, surprise...)

"Touche, O dark master of evil bathrobes."- Harry Dresden from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher

"YOU ARE A TOY! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear. You're an action figure. You are a child's plaything."- Woody from Toy Story

"Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn."- Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle

"Don't interfer"- Diaboromon from Digimon: The Movie

"Listen to me. We are not going to die!" "We're not?" "No. And do you know why? Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die. And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die."- Harry Dresden and Waldo Butters from The Dresden Files: Dead Beat by Jim Butcher (After a while, "Polka will never die" becomes Butters' survival mantra)

"Let's get dangerous"- Darkwing Duck from Darkwing Duck

"Wait, are you telling me that the pig turned inside out and then it exploded?"-Jason Nesmith from Galaxy Quest

"You think you can stop me? Do you know who I am?" "Haven't the foggiest"- Random goon and Skulduggery Pleasant from Skulduggery Pleasant: Sceptor of the Ancients by Derek Landy

"Have fun storming the castle" "Do you think they'll make it?" "It'd take a miracle. Bye bye."- Miracle Max and his wife from The Princess Bride

"Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Would you like to stay forever?"- Mulan and Grandmother Fa from Mulan

"That book was destroyed in an accident maliciously."- Gru from Despicable Me

"Good luck with that one." "Whose side are you on?" "The losing side!"- Minion, Megamind, and Roxanne Ritchi from Megamind

"Hello my freaky darlings."- Rodney Skinner from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"Drop dead" "Too late"- Kat Harvey and Stretch from Casper

"I don't think your parents like me and I think that jello gave me a fake phone number"- B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens

"Great Scott!"- Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future (No matter how many times he says it, I always enjoy it)

"I like him. He's nice." "But scary." "...like Santa!"- Agnes and Edith from Despicable Me

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealtiest, most influential men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? ...Good luck." - Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight



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Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6261 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Behind Stained Glass by Mackenzie L reviews
Companion piece to "Stained Glass Soul" — all additional chapters told from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 297,498 - Reviews: 3051 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 9,696 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Breaking Even by ProfessorSpork reviews
A love story in three parts, in which the Doctor and Rose visit the beach and there is no angst whatsoever. Spoilers through Journey's End; Rose/9, Rose/10, Rose/10.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
We Need to Talk by robot iconography reviews
Shortly after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn sort out the precise nature of their relationship. Are they too different to make it work?
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Steele Blushing addition by Sophieblue reviews
An attempt to fill in some of the blanks about what happened at the end of that episode at Steele's apartment.
Remington Steele - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Love Gays by HyperVampireChick reviews
A songfic parody of Lady Gaga's Love Game. EdwardxJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Birthday Wishes by amkp reviews
Do those birthday candle wishes really come true? This is a story of Ranger & Steph as they finally get a grip on their relationship and a HEA. Not too hard on Morelli, he's only slightly bumped and bruised along the way…he'll recover.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
metal heart by thespin reviews
She's never heard a love story like this one. mirror post from LJ
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,093 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,365 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Her Pink Skirt by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
Three years after their departure in Iron Island, Dawn and Riley meet up again, each with new experiences and stories added to their history. But Dawn still thinks she's treated like a kid, even at age sixteen... Sequel to "His Blue Hat," Ironwillshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Riley/Gen - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Masks by Yugao reviews
Kakashi hides more than his face behind that mask. Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Some Sort Of God by lil inu chibi reviews
Sora Is that one goth kid in a school full of people who blow sunshine out there a...butt.. till Riku and Kiari Kingdom come to town! Yaoi warning..i raised the rating from T to M because well im ichin to do a lemon scene some time in the future..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sora, Riku
Bromanian Rhapsody by She's a Star reviews
In the wake of Ted meeting The Mother, Barney prepares to lose his wingman to the evils of monogamy once and for all. Robin gets to console him.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Do You Blame Me? by Afug reviews
“I don’t ever want you to cry for me,” he whispered. “I want to protect you, even if it mean risking my own life. I don’t ever want you to think those things again.” -IchiXRuki-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Love Is Indispensable by Rice-Ball247 reviews
Draco Malfoy didn’t know anything about love, Harry concluded. The reason as to why he was giving him a chance was beyond his own understanding, but now it seems that Draco is the one teaching Harry how to love. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,692 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Betrayal by Valamon reviews
The second story to Eternal Love Blooms. It takes place about three years later.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Impmon - Complete
Viral State by Black reviews
Sequal to PH The Hazard is deteriorating, the Chosen are in the way, Guilmon is lost, and to top it off a new evil has emerged to take control of the Digidestined world. Time for Impmon and Takato to show them who's boss, badda boom!RukatoImpgato
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,375 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Takato M., Impmon
Father of My Son by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In his late twenties, Vlad decided to take his revenge on Jack that causes an accident that ends with death. But in a twist of fate, he comes across a very unique survivor in the wreck the infant half ghost Danny.-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Living Onward by ReflectiveSoul reviews
After time has gone by, friendships disappear. Memories are all that remain. However, the will to live on is strong. All it needs is a reason why.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Red XIII - Complete
Wednesday Evenings by The Almighty Kit reviews
KaiRei, TysonMax. Sequel to 'Tuesday Mornings'. Max calls in some reiforcements to help his team captain and Rei get together. Will thier plan work, or blow up in thier faces? Please read and review! :D.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
The Box Ghost's Revenge by The Sleep Warrior reviews
Danny's friends and family have been kidnapped by none other than the Box Ghost. But he's incapable of kidnapping. Right? DxS at end, mostly.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,032 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
Awake by SummersSixEcho reviews
[Complete] Danny Fenton woke up after a fight, only to discover he just imagined everything that happened during the past year.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,411 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Danny F. - Complete
Ghostly Lament by SummersSixEcho reviews
[OneShot] Maddie just wanted to visit someone at Amity Park's cemetery, but she never imagined she'd find Danny Phantom crying in front of the grave of her loved one.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Our First Noel by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
Boys Day In Or Out? by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Prequel to 'Untold Truths'. Kai and Tala's close bond is tested when the redhead meets someone with dubious intention. One thing leads to another and Kai finds himself doing the unthinkable in order to protect his friend: going to a night club! COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Hide & Seek by WinrySan reviews
When Danny and Jazz are bored and decide to play a game, will Jazz find a way to get Danny to admit? Read the first chap to find out. Do Danny's parents find out his secret? How will they react(complete)R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus by fren reviews
A song I made up for Faith plus 1. That Christian Hard Rock episode is to blame!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
A Fish Called Wanda by Commander reviews
As Timmy impatiently awaits the birth of his baby sibling, Wanda tells him her life story... one filled with drama, romance, tragedy, cliffhangers, and a crazed author...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,817 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - [Wanda, Cosmo] - Complete
The New Guy by Event Horizon-Argus Black reviews
A horrible first day told through the eyes of Hypnos' newest employee. Contains gratutious gum chewing and the occaisonal four letter word.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2002 - M. Yamaki
Conquer Me by Mouko reviews
In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,588 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Purple, Red - Complete
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Not Quite Reality
Just my little messed up version of the Twilight series by Stephenie Myers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,091 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011
The First reviews
What if Edward wasnt Carlisle's first change? what if only esme knew? why is bella so drawn to her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Carlisle