Hi, um... hold on let me start over *clears throat*hello! :D

I only eat titanium; it strengthens my teeth for common encounters with pterodactyls.

I enjoy destroying pirate ships and ravaging printers for odd bits of plunder...

Okay, seriously now.

My favourite book is Digital Fortress.

My favourite girl name is Naomi. Boy name: Renwick

Worst girl name: Ruby. Even more horrible boy name: Isaac (bleurgh) *vomits everywhere*