Meh. Profiles are to get to know the author? Then let me take you on a journey into my miiiiiiiind... *you pull out of my mind, creeped out.*Sorry about that. *rubs neck* Anyway, about me.. Um, as you can probably tell, I'm super weird. I like basically all types of music, except classical and country. If you had to put me in a clique, it would be punk-emo-goth-girly-nerd-faggot-tomboy, etc,. I'm not popular. I'm the weird kid who sits at the back of the class, humming Hedwigs theme to herself, whilst reading Fifty Shades and drooling over Josh Hutcherson. I read a lot, but I only read good books. Not your shit Twilights or those sorts of tween crap. I'm quite smart, but ridiculously stupid as well. I'm immature; the sort of person who pisses their pants at a fart, or words like fucknugget. That's basically my bff ('cause I'm twelve inside) too. But she's short and a bimbo. We laugh at stupid things, say stupid things (such as: If you were a potato you'd be a curvy potato. If you were a potato, you'd be a chip.) and we do stupid things. My other best friend, correction, sister, is my american bud, the flaming one. To those of you that know RP, she's my RP husband, and we have children. HOORAY ENGLAND. (I'm from there...) HOME OF THE BEST TEA IN THE WORLD; TWININGS ENGLISH BREAKFAST, CRUMPETS, THE SUN (lol) AND RAAAAAAAIN.

Anyway, I'm enjoying writing, but I am terrible at updating to a time you lot'll like, sorryD:

Love you all (Except the haters:D)

A BASIC PROFILE OF LAUREN:

NAME: CAN'T GUESS THAT ALREADY?

AGE: 14

EYE COLOUR: BROWN/GREEN

RACE: UNICORN

FAVOURITE BOOK: DH

FAVOURITE ARTIST: ED SHEERAN

FAVOURITE MOVIE: POA

FAVOURITE FOOD: THERE'S TOO MANY TO CHOSE FROM. BUT, PASTA.