Kenny doesn't mind if they want to name his issues; this is their problem. But the torture begins when he starts believing he has the issues they are naming. Abandoned

"If I can survive here, the rest of my life should be smooth sailing," She smoothed in a breath and looked around again. In one corner of the room a girl was hacking a lunch table. On another a boy was levatating and calmly eating his sandwhich. Then she regretably looked to her side and saw the frog was still there . She exhaled, "but then again...it's not very normal here."

eventually going to be 100 short stories, poems or whatever I feel like based on 100 themes, all about south park.

Clyde wants to renew his bromance with Craig.Without luck he decides to write a guide to bromance for himself and for whoever Craig's new friends are.But he ends up getting sidetrackted and constantly babbles about how Craig abandoned him and other stuff

The twins did something to anger Nekozawa, incurring his wrath. But the curse that was meant for them had some unexpected interference. Now who they are is not so certain. let's play which one is 'Kaoru' game!

We sort of just drifted together, until it felt like you had always been there, you had always been with me. I cried more than the other guys, but you never seemed to mind. Clyde/Bebe

I collapse on my back, willing the snow to cover me. Smother me. Drown me until I'm blind. I was stupid then, thinking something as small as holding her could protect her. T for Death

Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!

Having become accustomed to strange, mostly terrible foodstuffs for breakfast, it took Kenny by complete surprise the day Kyle Broflovski slipped an apple into his hand while they boarded the bus. One shot.

Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE

You're caught,Red X! Finally, I see the coming of justice!""Pf. I saw the coming of your mom last night." Red X is caught, and forced to stay at Titan Tower,which causes some...chaos. Rated T for language, and adulterated humor.

'And soo I the beastly of all Tac- Erm.. I mean Clyde. Is going to confuse the minds of others! Hahaha!-Damn! I'm about to be late for English'

Welcome to Clyde Donovan's mind. Sappy love stories and tacos sold seperately.

Five siblings have invaded the school and the Host Club, but Tamaki's out sick! Can anyone stop the tidal wave of terror and confusion?

The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.

In which Kenny gives a damn good reason for not wanting to go on the class summer trip.