I have decided to change my profile. It was quite odd before... and childish. It didn't really reflect me or who I am. As you've probably guessed by now, I am insane. Ask anyone who knows me, I generally do quite random things. It's okay though, I'm friends with the mad ones. And the strange.

So. My obsessions.

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson. I lobe everything about those books. I read them a few years after the last book was published. I was soooo sad when the books ended. I googled 'Confessions of Georgia Nicolson' one night, and that's basically the reason that I found FanFiction. :) I decided to share my oeuvres with the world, because I had some good ideas.

While I think about it, some of the best Fanfics I've ever read:

Love the Laugh Meister by RoRo the Viking Bride (no it's not one of my stories, it's one of my bezzies)

Because that is how Mr and Mrs Laugh do it by RoxannetheLaugh

Congratulations it's a bouncing baby laugh by RoxannetheLaugh

Hang up your handbag, up for a laugh? by GeeNicolsonxDtheL

An unexpected turn of events by xHedwig13x (lol how unrealistic but still love it :))

Fabbity fab stories ;)

But what the hell did they do with the film. I lobe it and everything but there was only FOUR of the ace gang! Where are Jools and Mabs? They are vair vair important characters! And Ed! And Rollo! And why was Angus some fat grey cat? He is PART SCOTTISH WILDCAT!! Jas had no fringe and why the hell was she wearing a thong? She's known for the biggest knickers in humanity!
Anyone else want a film of the entire books? Me does! Moi et moi's friend worked out the film would be roughly 10 hours long. What else are you going to do on a Sunday?

And also Love Lessons by Jacqueline Wilson. Life as Perfect as Ever by sparrowismyhummingbird is a great fanfic, really makes you think.

My fav music (always gives me inspiration)

Coldplay

Taylor Swift

Oasis

Carrie Hope Fletcher

YOUTUBERS!!!!!

Dan Howell (danisnotonfire, danisnotinteresting, superamazingproject, DanAndPhilVEVO)

Phil Lester (AmazingPhil, LessAmazingPhil, superamazingproject, DanAndPhilVEVO)

Carrie Hope Fletcher (ItsWayPastMyBedTime, TwentyThirtyTwo)

PJ Liguori (KickThePj, PjTheKick)

Chris Kendall (crabstickz, crabstcikz2)

Alex Day (Alex Day/Nerimon)

My Stories:

Is it always me?: Have a feeling this confuzzled some of my readers. The idea is that she went into a deeper coma (don't know whether this is physically possible, call it artistic licence), granted her heart DID stop, but the doctors revived her. The idea is that Dave over reacted and told the ace gang and the barmy army she was dead when she wasn't. Lol will make up for being so horrible.

For the love of PANTS!: FINISHED! You pretty much only need to read after chapter seven because before that's a bit pointless but anywho...

If only...: This was based on Teardrops on my Guitar by Taylor Swift. Ich finde das sad.

What the hell happened?: This isn't actually published but here's the summary:

What if Masimo wasn't as nice as he sounded? What if he was constantly trying to get Gee to do things? What if he took advantage of her when she was drunk?

Perfect: Beautiful beginning, sad middle, beautiful ending.

For PANTS sake Kittykat!: I didn't realise that this threaded perfectly onto 'For the love of PANTS!'. Some clever people may have realised that Dave was out the night Jas told Gee she was preggers...

Songs pour moi: A collection of songfics I wrote on the bus :-) (PLEASE READ NUMBER THREE! IT NEEDS TO BE READ! IT'S THE BEST BY FAR!)

Random:

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in an angel's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!" lol

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:

1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jackets are one size fits all."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." Anonymous

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone." Anonymous

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it." Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." Anonymous

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £30 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

I don't really want her to.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Casualty

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:39 :)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Stiff Dylans playing Ultraviolet. I have my music playing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was walking home from school. Please bear in mind that it is now Sunday.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

HarryxGinny fanfics. I don't know why. I haven't even read Harry Potter.

9. What are you wearing?

A onesie with stars on and knickers.

10. Did you dream last night?

Me and the Hornmeister living together...

11. When did you last laugh?

Now. Don't know why.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures, fairy lights, a pinboard and a huge beaded heart.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. Me with red lipstick. I look like a prozzie.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Angus, thongs and perfect snogging. I own it and can't stop watching it.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A pool. And a holiday abroad. And a manservant to do my homework. And an iPhone 5c.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I hate bad grammar.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stop the war in Syria. I want to go back to Turkey.

19. Do you like to dance?

Alone in my room, yes. With anyone else, cringey.

20. George Bush:

Don't live in the United States

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Georgia, Poppy or Cherry.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dave or Liam.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nein.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Boo!

Hope your still interested in my stories after reading that! ;-)

Love Lily Nicolson xxoo