'Ello Ladies and Gents!

I'm MissYinofYang and I would like to thank you for so kindly stumbling upon my profile. I am new here as of June 19, 2011 so if I am a bit airheaded for the time being please forgive that for I will be until I find my way around. So enough of that and a little about me. I am a High school senior (I just finished my junior year) and I am, unfortunately, not going to graduate until I am almost 19. I missed the registration cut off for my school district my a week so I am a year behind then people who are only a week older than me. Either than that though, I am an A student from the time I was in kindergarten. I am currently studying to be an OB/GYN and I will be getting my CNA license at the end of this year. Though I am only a junior I have already completed one and a half years of college thanks to my school's duel credit courses, the only good thing to come out of this grimy town besides their coal exports. I also take a great interest in literature and have been apart of the Honors English since Jr. high school. I won best creative writer 5 years in a row at our school districts fine arts competitions and one of my poems has been published in a poetry collection.

My writing influences are long an varied. I have a strong need to vary my writing with the mood and themes I am writing about. If I want a sarcastic and darkly humorous story I look to the likes of Chuck Palahniuk, if I'm looking to write a southern gothic like story full of decay and rot I look to Nick Caves "And the Ass Saw the Angel" or the likes of Virgina Andrews. As you can see I rarely write nice bright happy stories with cotton candy clouds and songs of coffee shop love, I tend to go to the dark side. It doesn't stop me from filling my stories with tales of romance, they just tend to end with people holding hands and watching buildings explode.

I am also influenced by film, especially the surreal and heart-wrenchingly (not a word but I have my own dictionary) true. My favorite directors include David Fincher, who is an amazingly diverse director, David Lynch, who's surrealism is always refreshing, and Terry Gilliam, Who is dark, funny and full of imagination.

Now before I turn your brains to mush with my mass of typing I would like to say this, when it comes to fan fiction I am an anything goes sort of person but I stay in the constraints of the rules set forth but the original creators and I put my spin on their themes and meanings. That being said, yes I write Yaoi, yes I write hetro and yes I do AU but it will always be with characters that I think have been put into situations where the overtones of their sexual orientation suggest whether they will swing one way or an other. I know that doesn't make a who lot of since to some people but to put it in lay man's terms, I don't write crack fic pairings.

Thank you and good night!