Hello world and welcome to my profile

thank you for showing up I'm kinda new to the site so I don't really know what to do here so I'll tell you a little bit about myself I'm:

sex: male

age:15

hair/eye color: brown

area: N.C u.s.a

and now the lemon section:

when life gives you lemons... make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it

when life gives you lemons...make combustable lemons and throw them at lifes house (i hope life has combustable lemon insurance)

favorite saying time:

don't forget the second avalanch :Patrick, idiot box episode

spleeeee!! : waffle, Cat-scrach

like a block! :minecraft youtube video

you would know this if you played trivia ONE STINKIN TIME!! :kowloski, penguins of madagascar

I wana float around!...like men. :Buford, phinias and ferb

did you know:

the blue gel in portal 2 was disigned to be a dieting pudding?

Sunny D isnt made with oarnges? (it has no real sun in it either)

that the most wanted dream in amaricans today is to fight zombies?

bees shouldent be able to fly because their wings are to small and their bodies are to big?

dolphins kill more sharks than sharks kill dolphins?

that if a whale was on land the weight of itself would crush its organs?