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where i live: why

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

should u know?????

fav food: i like lots???????

phone: why should you know, you could stalk me!!!!!!!!!!!!

you get the idea

read SkyBlueOcean16 and Summer-days288

they are my friends

Also have fun reading

JOKES

when is a door not a door?????

when it's ajar

OTHER

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (Or kick down)

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. (That SO sounds like the marauders)

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (Oh my gosh! Had Rowling not killed the marauders, they'd be 50 this year!)

If you burst out crying at a random time because it finally sunk in that Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this only your profile. (More times than once, but I really don't care. It is SO annoying when my mum tells me it is fictional. Yes, I know it is fictional. Are you going to go tell a two-year-old that Cinderella doesn't exist?)

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. (HA! I had a dream last night I told someone "Wow, you hit like a girl. I'm impressed.")

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone. (Aww! That story was so sad! I forget who wrote it but its called "To Be Stupid." It's about how Lupin has no one to be stupid with anymore! :'( ))

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter. (EXACTLY!!)

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot."

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who everybody no'shername, for good or for bad.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like i am proud.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i''m also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idiot.

I'm the girl that people call "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person.

I'm the girl that doesn't WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

I'm also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words.

When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

Sarcasm, one of the many things I offer.

I speak English, some French and Chinese, and fluent sarcasm.

No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

love your enemies. it pisses them off

- oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends(true, true)

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Random Sarcastic Junk.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

qUOTES

Guys we've got a war going on here.-Deathly Hallows (not word for word)

P.S the bird bites-Goblet of Fire

It's not like I try to blow things up-Goblet of Fire

Bumbly babberly baboons-Goblet of Fire

Oh yeah. well-what?- Goblet of Fire

This used to be a Private room-No Idea

Oh my god. where have you been all my life. oh in a cupboard under some stairs. that is so cool- AVery Potter Sequel

It's on Mars. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship? You know not all of us had enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Oh look at me rocket ship potter. Starkid Potter. traversing the Galaxy with intergalactic travels to Pigfarts- A Very Potter Musical

Hufflepuffs are practically good finders. what the hell is a hufflepuff- A Very Potter Musical

I told you so. did you know i told you so has a brother called shut the hell up. they also have a sister called whatever-my own

"Percy: "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?"
Annabeth: "Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.""- The last Olympian

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- The Last Olympian (Nico)

"Yay! Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"- The Battle of the Labyrinth (Tyson, don't we all love are little Cyclopes?)

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up." "- The Titan's Curse

""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""- The Titan's Curse

"The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she (Annabeth) was alive."- The Last Olympian (im going to let you guys figure this one out, it's so obvious)

"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she (Annabeth) said, "You drool when you sleep.""- The Lightning Thief (Percy)

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won’t they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious…"

PJO Oath:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course,

I promise to remember

Luke when my heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says 'free pony ride',

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side,

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright,

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother,

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others,

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go.

So all my see my obession

Because I know what the Percabeth shippers know.

The HP Fallen Oath

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time I knock something down
And I promise to remember the Prewett Brothers.
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course
And I promise to remember Remus
Whenever my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Frank and Alice
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Fred Weasley
Whenever fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily Evans
When I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Dobby
When mismatched socks spot me.
I promise to remember James Potter
When I see a boy with extremely messy hair
And I promise to remember Colin Creevey
When I see someone who treats their camera with care.
I promise to remember Mad-eye Moody
Whenever hexes are unfurled
And I promise to remember Fenrir Greyback
When someone speaks of werewolves taking over the world.
Yes I promise to remember the Fallen of Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what J K Rowling doesn't know.

The Harry Potter Oath

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

You lot might be the only blokes my dad will ever let me live with."

"Lily. You’ve lived with me for the past seventeen years. It doesn’t count."

"…She may have a point, mate. Your dad made me swear I would throw a full body-bind curse on any non-Potter-Weasley male who walked through the front door in pursuit of one Miss Lily Potter."

The Fallen

Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts had ever seen

Buckbeak, killed by Snape

Colin Creevey, a rather annoying kid that fought bravely

Dirk Cresswell, a good man that worked with Arthur Weasley

Edgar Bones and his family

Fenwick, Benjy Fenwick. We only ever found bits of him

Greyback killed a five-year-old

Harry Potter, his last words were. Dobby, a free elf

It all changed the night Cedric Diggory was murdered

James and Lily Potter died to save their son

Killed by Voldemort personally, Dorcas Meadowes

Longbottoms: Frank and Alice. Better dead than what happened to them

Muggles: too many

Nymphador-sorry: Tonks fought the war for her now orphaned son

Owl, Hedwig, Harry's first friend

Prewett brothers: Fabian and Gideon. It took five death eaters to kill them

Quit? Never. We'll win in the end.

Remus Lupin, who finally had found happiness, died

Sirius Black, for his godson

Ted Tonks ran to save his wife: Andromeda. She's safe

Unknown people, 50 in the Battle of Hogwarts alone

Vigilance, constant vigilance, that's what he always said

Weasley: Fred, with a smile on his face

Xxx. All our strikes have been used up

Y did they all have to die?

Zeez is 'orrible! But at least we got our victory in the end

I'm falling to my death

Did I clean Fawkes' cage?

Did I remember to bequest the deluminator to that ginger Harry hangs with, not the girl but the guy everyone thought he was gay with.

This sure is a long fall

Why am I looking at my wrist I don't wear a watch.

Did I remember to tape Friends? I like that Chandler guy he is so awesome.

Joey's a moron he should get killed off

I'd bang Ross though Rachel doesn't deserve him. Stupid whore

How long have I been falling now?

Oh I forgot to pay Dob…Splat

Girl:

I was wondering if there has ever been a really embarrassing moment on any set that you wish you had the invisibility cloak and hide?
Rupert: Um, yeah, quite frequently actually. Yeah. Um, I don’t know I’m trying to think of a major.. I think just my kind of, um, laugh.. laughing. Like giggling for like no reason, it I just find that kind of embarrassing.. it happens so often as well. And people do get quite annoyed.
Interviewer: In the most inappropriate moments?
Rupert: Yeah, like.. when Dumbledore died.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

First:

"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."

Last:

"‘I’m going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer… .’"

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
First:

"Not for the first time, an argument had broken out over breakfast at number four, Privet Drive."

Last:

"And together they walked back through the gateway to the Muggle world."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
First:

"Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways."

Last:

"And, grinning broadly at the look of horror on Uncle Vernon’s face, Harry set off toward the station exit, Hedwig rattling along in front of him, for what looked like a much better summer than the last.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
First:

"The villagers of Little Hangleton still called it "the Riddle House," even though it had been many years since the Riddle family had lived there."

Last:

"As Hagrid had said, what would come, would come … and he would have to meet it when it did.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
First:

"The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive."

Last:

"Instead he smiled, raised a hand in farewell, turned around, and led the way out of the station toward the sunlit street, with Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley hurrying along in his wake."

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
First:

"It was nearing midnight and the Prime Minister was sitting along in his office, reading a long memo that was slipping through his brain without leaving the slightest trace of meaning behind."

Last:

"His hand closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the dark and twisting path he saw stretching ahead for himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year, or in ten, he felt his heart lift at the thought that there was still one last golden day of peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione."

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
First:

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane.

Last:

All was well.

Don’t you ever wonder what
Will happen when it ends
How can we let go of the
Ones who we call friends
And I know, it’s only a story, but
For so many it’s more than that
It’s a world, all on its own where we
Want to put on the sorting hat

I will miss the train ride in
And the pranks pulled by the twins
And though it’s no where I have been
I’ll keep on smiling from the times I had with them

Could there ever be again
Another one like this
One that’s brought us together and
Started its own music movement

Soon we will see it closed
The final chapter exposed
It’s an end of an era
And I’m seeing clearer
That nothing will ever be the same

Harry Potter quotes!

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-" Fred and George ,The Sorcerers Stone,

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library." -The Chamber Of Secrets

“So light a fire!” Harry choked.
“Yes… of course… but there’s no wood!” Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
“HAVE YOU GONE MAD!” Ron bellowed. “ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!” - Harry Ron and Hermione ,The Sorcerers Stone,

“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?”
“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron. -Harry and Ron. ,The Sorcerers Stone,

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron. - Harry Ron and Hermione ,The Sorcerers Stone,

“Oh get out of the way, Percy,” said Fred. “Harry’s in a hurry.” “Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,” said George, chortling. -Fred and George ,Chamber Of Secrets,

“Vernon Dursley speaking.” Harry, who happened to be in the room at the time, froze as he heard Ron’s voice answer. “HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I—WANT—TO—TALK—TO—HARRY—POTTER!” Ron was yelling so loudly that Uncle Vernon jumped and held the receiver a foot away from his ear staring at it with an expression of mingled fury and alarm. “WHO IS THIS?” he roared in the direction of the mouthpiece. “WHO ARE YOU?” “RON—WEASLEY!” Ron bellowed back, as though he and Uncle Vernon were speaking from opposite ends of a football field. “I’M—A—FRIEND—OF —HARRY’S—FROM—SCHOOL—” Uncle Vernon’s small eyes swiveled around to Harry, who was rooted to the spot. “THERE IS NO HARRY POTTER HERE!” he roared, now holding the receiver at arm’s length, as though frightened it might explode. “I DON’T KNOW WHAT SCHOOL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN! DON’T YOU COME NEAR MY FAMILY!” And he threw the receiver back onto the telephone as if dropping a poisonous spider. - Ron and Vernon Dursley ,Prisoner Of Azkaban,

"Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?" [Trelawney] murmured over the clinking of her bangles. "I don't need help,” Ron whispered, “it's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight." - Ron ,Prisoner Of Azkaban,

"How wonderful! Gnome saliva is enormously beneficial." Said Mr. Lovegood, seizing Luna's outstretched fingers and examining the bleeding puncture marks. "Luna, my love, if you should feel any burgeoning talent today – perhaps an unexpected urge to sing opera or to declaims in Mermish – do not repress it! You may have been gifted by the Gernumblies!"-Deathly Hallows.

"Don't take it personally, she's rude to everyone," said Ron.

"Talking about Muriel?" inquired George, reemerging from the marquee with Fred. "Yeah, she's just told me my ears are lopsided.-Deathly Hallows.

"That's her," he said, pointing at Luna, who was still dancing alone, waving her arms around her head like someone attempting to beat off midges.

"Vy is she doing that?" asked Krum.

"Probably trying to get rid of a Wrackspurt," said Harry, who recognized the symptoms.-Deathly Hallows.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," hissed Hermione, and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead.-Deathly Hallows.

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: "*Sits down*"

Draco: DADDY DADDY YOU CAME TO LOVE ME!!!!!" *Skips around*

Lucius: Malfoy...you danced...well at least I taught you something

Draco: No...I learned that from the centaurs...

Harry: I'm gonna find him, and throw everything I have at him! I'm talking Lumos, Alohamora, Jelly Legs Jinx!
Hermione: Harry, let's just calm down.
Harry: EXPELLIARMUS!
Hermione: Woah! Harry, that almost hit me!

Harry: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAGE! THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEEEEEN

Hermione :Or it could be hidden somewhere around the mundane British countryside; our search could entail months of depressing camping, breaking into Gringotts and drinking boatloads of Polyjuice potion.

Harry: Well, the medallion says that dumb, so we're not gonna do that. It does say that it's in one convenient place. ...Get this; Hogwarts
Ron: Oh, that's awesome; I love Hogwarts
Harry: And even better, it's in Dumbledore's office

Draco: "Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEEED A ROCKETSHIP. Do you have a Rocket ship, Potter? I bet
you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA
when our parents died; Look at this. Rocket ship Potter. Starkid Potter.
Moooonshoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GA...LAXY FOR INTERGALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS."

Dumbledore: "Hermione Granger shut your ungodly lopsided mouth and stop interrupting, 10 points from Gryffindor!"

Ron: "That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!"

Hermione:
"Come on guys, let's leave these baby-childish-jerks ALONE!'
Draco:
"DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY? :D"

Snape:
"And remember, a Horcrux can be any seemingly harmless object. like a football... or a Dolphin..."

Hermione: "Umm Dumbledore, is that sandwich TICKING?"
Dumbledore: "It looks like its LICKING; Finger-Licking-Good!"

Harry: "What's, what's a Horcrux?"
Snape: I'm not even going to tell you Harry, you'll find out soon enough."

Cho Chang: "Come on girls, let's show Moaning Myrtle our ball gowns and make fun of her because she can't go!"

Snape: "I'll be in the drawing room. Painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces"

Voldemort: "Okay, okay. How do you suggest we get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center? And don't suggest a SLIDE, or a TRAMPOLINE, because we've already tried that"

Voldemort: "No, no it's not okay! I can't go to bed knowing there are dirty clothes on the chair; the chair's going to start to smell like dirty clothes!"

Voldemort: "Aww, now two people are mad at me..."

Snape: "AHH! GINGER!!"

Ron: "I've been acting like a real jerk-* lately... you know that."

Ron: "(holding the sword of Godric Gryffindor) This thing is so. Damn. Awesome. OH MY GOD EVERY WIZARD SHOULD HAVE A SWORD, not these stupid drumsticks FORGET ABOUT 'EM!"

Draco: "Euuch Squirt? Never mind I'll STAY dehydrated"

Ron: "No, it's not that, it's Hermione. It's just like, I can't get her outta my head and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault, THAT B*tCH."

Harry: "Hey, hold on a minute. HP's about to take his own advice"

Lucius: "yes, I know, he marries Ginny, there is literally no way to move forward from this point."

Snape: Where did the poster of Headmaster Zefron go?
Umbridge: don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid b*tch?!

Ron: Red Vines...What the hell can't they do?

Lupin: Oh sh*t! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.

Lupin: There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Umbridge: Did you get mah text?
Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.

Lucius: You'll pay for this!
Snape: PUT IT ON MY TAB!

Snape: Why that's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What?! SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
Lupin: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Snape: THAT'S ABSURD!

Draco: But as consequence... My father...
Hermione: Lucius Malfoy.
Draco: The very same. It turns out my father has traveled back in time with a gang of death eaters. And their mission? To KILL Harry Potter. And when I found out about their evil plot... I STOWED away in my fathers fanny pack... So that I could stop them.

Malfoy: But my father has captured Harry Potter, and I had to seek help. I'm going to come at him with every second year spell I know. We're talking... Squishy-Tushy charms... Tickling hexes, and maybe... If I'm feeling especially cruel... a Bubble Head charm...

Lupin: My transformation... It's beginning! SPEED...OF A WOLF!

Seamus: So, you guys evuh hear the one ‘bout Serious Black and Flitwick’s littuh brotha? So, Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s walkin’ down the streets of Londuhn… And Serious Black, ‘e’s in this STORM DRAIN… Dressed as a CLOWN. An’ ‘e’s like, “Yo! Hey! Flitwick’s littul brothuh! Down ‘ere in this storm drain! It’s me! A clown!” And Flitwick’s littuh brotha’s like, “Yeah chap? Wutchoo want?” And Serious Black’s like, “Oh, Flitwick’s littul bruhva, you gotta get down this storm drain with me, ‘cause you’re. Missin’. Out! We’ve got a CARNIVUHL down ‘ere! We’ve got LOADS of cottuhn candy, and balloons!” And the kid practically flips, ‘e goes, “I gotta get down there… That sounds like a RIGHT TREAT THAT DOES!” So! ‘E reaches down his arm, right? But Serious Black… He grows ‘is mad teeth and ‘e BIOTES THE KIDS ‘EAD OFF! And two days latuh…That kid died.

Seamus: I heard one time, a dementor kissed her...And. IT. DIED.

Dumbledore: Disapparate!
Everyone: Ah! Magic!

Snape: SIRIUS BLAAACK! SSIIIRIUUUSSS BLAAAACK! SIRIUUSSSS BLA- ohp! Checkmate!

Lupin: How much no proof is there now? Ah-ah! *throws down corpse* What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Petigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago! Can I get a time of death on this please?
Neville: Well I'm no coroner but, uh, looks like he was killed about ten minutes and, uh, thirty-six seconds ago.
Lupin: Thanks Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Molly: Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And MANGLED... And DIRTY.
Arthur: Yeah! How'd he end up like that. Lupin!
Molly: Yeah! Lupin!
Lupin: Yes! Probably the work...of that infamous Hogwarts...Jaguar.
Dumbledore: Makes sense to me!
Lupin: Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...

Malfoy: I… am a racist.*Dean Thomas stands up, offended* I despise gingers, and Mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?

"You know, using the potty is a GREAT time to socialize! You just look over to the stall next to you, and you just have a right chat with your neighbor! 'Oh! Hello there! First time using the potty too, eh? Pfffft. Good luck, my man.'"

Draco: Hey, Potter. Potter. Potter.
Harry: What Malfoy?
Draco: I drew a picture of you.Don't you feel foolish!Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater its.. rather
good. Its.. quite good. You know.It's probably the best I've ever done...Can I Have that back? NO WAIT I'm taking it!Ha what do you think about that I've stolen your favorite drawing!*Rips it* *Gasp!* NO GOYLE PASTE IT!

Hermione :This year I plan to study a lot.
Ron : That would be cool if you’re actually hot.

Ron : Ginny this is Harry ...Harry Potter
Ginny : You’re Harry Potter, you’re The boy who lived.
Harry :Yeah, you’re Ginny.
Ginny : It’s Ginevra
Harry : Cool, Ginny is fine.
Ron: Stupid sister !don't crowd the famous friend!

Dumbledore : My name is Albus Dumbledore. You may call me... Dumbledore. I suppose you can also call be Albus, if you want a detention! Nah, I'm just kidding, I'll expel you if you call me Albus?

Voldemort: At-choo!
Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: Um, no! That... that was simply a fart!

Dumbledore : Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met.

Malfoy: Rumbleroar is the head master at Pigfarts. He's a lion, who can talk.

Voldemort: Just relax with the 'Dark King' ok? I watch you wipe your butt daily, you can call me Voldemort, we've reached that point.

Voldemort: I believe everything has its place, Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their and so do your dirty clothes! Namely a dresser!

Voldemort : Quirrell, man , listen ! I may just be a parasite on the back of your head, literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath but even I can see you’re a to good guy to not have a bit of fun once and a while ,you deserve this.
Quirrell : If you put it that way , yeah, let’s go wild tonight .

Draco : You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of one to ten? One, one being the ugliest, and ten, pretty? I would give her... an eight. Eight-point-five or a nine. But not, NOT about a nine-point-eight. There is always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it.

Ginny- *screams while handing Yule wreath to Harry*
Harry- Is this for me? Oh, thanks Ginny, how you know I'd need a wreath to ask Cho Chang, you're the best!
Ginny- Oh, Harry Potter, just, you, forget it!!
Harry- Alright, I will!! Cool!

Ron : The only two girls I know that don’t have dates are Ginny and Hermione. And I’m not going with my stupid sister.
Harry : And I think of Hermione as a sister so that’s out.
Ron : We find ourselves in such a puzzle.

Goyle : Oh, Goyle Rules !

Hermione : I used to think looks weren't important, and now I think they are more important than anything

Harry: I was wondering if you has heard of something, uh, Voldemort is back, Cedric is dead, Professor Quirrell was crazy, and I have to save the world! did you hear that Hermione?!
Hermione: Actually, I have hear those things, Harry, about a thousand times, but never have they been told to me with so much SASS! Drop the attitude Harry Potter, your acting like Garfield on a Monday
Harry: *Gasp*

Ginny :Uh Harry, we kiss at the Yule ball and I thought we’re gonna be together forever ,and we’re not.
Harry: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Ginny: What’s going on?
Harry: This is what going on, don’t you get it ? Everyone near me is in danger ,and we can’t be together because Voldemort is back you would be in mortal peril ,don’t you get it? It’s like Spiderman movie, Mary Jane and Peter Parker can’t be together.
Ginny: Yeah but the whole point of Spiderman 2 is that MJ and Peter could be together in the end.
Harry: But the point of Spiderman 3 is that everything sucks and falls to sh* ! Ginny the point I’m trying to make is I don’t want my life to be like Spiderman 3 ,I hate that movie !

Voldemort : Now two people are mad at me.

Harry : Harry Potter loves Zac Efron more than anyone in the world.

Malfoy: I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship.

Harry: I love all of you guys, except you, Draco, I can't fu* stand you.

Dumbledore : Harry is time you should know all the things you should know seven years ago that really would had help you along the way

Harry: So you're like a clairvoyant, you can see the past, present and future all at the same time?
Dumbledore: Yeah
Harry: Can you tell me how Lost ends?
Dumbledore : Harry, there are some questions that even I can't answer.

Malfoy: Do we have to fight? I'm tired. Can't we just be death eaters?

Dumbledore’s Will : In the event of my death, Gryffindor wins the house cup, Hogwarts goes to Harry Potter, my chocolate factory to Charlie and The Toom Town to The Toons

Harry: All the professors are dead ,so butter beer is on me !
Everyone : Yay !

Harry: *under invisibility cloak* But Sirius I don't think I'm in any kind of grave danger...
Sirius: WHO. SAID THAT?
*Harry takes off cloak*
Sirius: WHOA! Harry! Jesus!

Umbridge: Did you get mah text?
Dumbledore: Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!
Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.

Lupin: My transformation... It's beginning! SPEED...OF A WOLF!

"Any happy little thought?" The students chorus together.

Remus: Ah shit.
Students: GASP!
Remus: Wait... I meant poop.

Umbridge: "So tell me sorting hat, are you team edward or team jacob?"
Hat: I'm Team Dumbledore!
Umbridge: What!? Dumbledore isn't a fictional character!

Lucius: “She choreographed an affair behind my back with someone I trusted, someone I may have even loved….”
Harry: "Ollivander?"
Hermione: "Filch?"
Ron: "Regulus Black, Sirius’ brother?"
Yaxley : "Me?!"
Lucius: No, Dobby!

Everyone: Hermione can't draw. Hermione can't draw. Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books so she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how-to-draw book

Ron: "HERMY-ONE'S A BUTT"

Dumbledore: Don't you GET it, you crazy bi*? I'm GAY!

Draco: And he'll say, Draco, you god damn little poofer!

Ron: Favorite Amy Mann song on three. 1,2,3-

Harry/Ron: Red Vines.
Harry: Favorite color of vines other than green.
Harry/Ron: Red Vines.
Ron: Favorite way to say red wines in a German accent.
Harry/Ron: Red Vines. OH MY GOD! *hug*
Ron: Where have you been all my life?

Harry: In a cupboard under some stairs.

Ron: that's so cool!

Umbridge: I don't approve of your hands on approach, Lupin
Lupin: Again, Cho, I was joking! God!

Everyone: "Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!!"

Harry: “I got this scar when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed… into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. “