(150502/ 05-02-15)

Hey so just in case anyone is wondering, I'm taking down Chara High School.

I love this anime with all my heart, but I'm not really that interested it anymore. That coupled with the fact that not only was my grammar was atrocious, but also the fact that the story failed to stay on topic (I cringed as I reread that hot mess), I can't stand to let it shame the Shugo Chara page any longer.

If you have any other comments, questions, or concerns, feel free to notify me. Again, I am so sorry, however I'm not going to half-ass that fanfiction as it would be disrespectful to the creator of this wonderful anime.

Shugo Chara is, and will always be, in my heart as my first anime.

Furthermore, if I do start to get back into Shugo Chara, I will rewrite the fanfiction to, at the very least, acceptable standards.

Thank you,

Macedonia-Katerina Iva

Name: Jazlyn, or any other name.

Age: 16

Best Friends: Taiya, Beija, Angela, Hailey, and Mary.

Enemies: Don't even get me started.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Ilvermorny House: Horned Serpent

Blood Status: Muggleborn

Wand: 10 and 3/4" Sycamore with Unicorn (Slightly Springy)

Patronus: Sparrowhawk

Animagus: Tiger

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. for you.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (God advice, Sherlock. I'm pretty sure I can't sleep and dry my hair at the same time!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So I'm supposed to shop lift this? No thanks, I don't want to go to jail over a stupid bag of chips for something I'm not going to win.)

On a box of Crest 3D whitestrips: Warning: Avoid eye contact (HOW CAN I GET IT IN MY EYE??????)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Is there any other freaking way?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, that's ok. I'd like my Swanson chicken frozen when I eat it.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU PRINT IT ON THE BOTTOM!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (The only person I know stupid enough to do this, is my friend Will.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yes, I am going to let the 5 year old that I babysit, drive a car after I have given him coiugh medicine. Note the sarcasm.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Thank you, Sherlock. WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TAKING IT!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else is there to use them anyways?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Yes, I would use a food proccesor to blend a book. Note the sarcasm)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG seriously? Note the sarcasm.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Maybe I should fly an airline that is not so stupid as to tell me how to eat. I ALREADY KNOW! I'm 14 for god's sake!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Flying is impossible. Give it up, kids!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Yes, like I would be stupid enough to stop a chainsaw with my hands. Please note the sarcasm)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I Am Lilly

My name is Lilly I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have
made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I'm locked up All day long.
When I'm awake,
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Stop Child Abuse!!

Friends

Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN *beep* RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS

: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Return your stuff right away. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's *beep* that left you.

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the crap out!

FRIENDS:

Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS:

Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:

Sit with you on the side of the pool during that time of month

BEST FRIENDS: Throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this trash!!

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different... or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit! Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129 Raven G. Black, Roses-of-Envy, PurpleLuna98, australia831, Macedonia-Katerina Iva

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

If you're just now noticing that your profile's full of a bunch of crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You played with dolls when you were little
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 6

...SWEET!!!! X3

Curse the world sometimes...whahahahaha! Put this in your Profile if the world curses you and you want to curse it back!

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE BECAUSE I ORDERED YOU TO.

if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book I am the girl that people look through when I say something I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or talking to a friend on her cellphone (if she has one) I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year (or at all) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

Soundtrack To My Life - iPod Shuffle Game

Ok, imagine your life is a movie - what songs would be in it? To find out, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits :
Uniq- Falling in Love

Waking Up :
Uniq- Eoeo

First Day of School :
BTOB- WOW

Falling in Love :
Hello Venus- Wiggle Wiggle

Fight Song :
R.Y.U.S.E.I- J Soul Brothers

Prom :
Miss A- Love Song

Life :
JungKook (Cover of Crush)- Sofa

Mental Breakdown :
Bangtan Boys- Outro: Love is Not Over

Driving :
Bangtan Boys- Just One Day

Flashback :
4Minute- Crazy

Getting Back Together :
Bangtan Boys- Where Did You Come From?

Losing Your Virginity :
Kara- Mamma Mia

Wedding :
Crayon Pop- Uh-Ee

Birth of Child :
Bangtan Boys- I Need U

Final Battle :
Song Jieun- Pretty 25

Death Scene :
August Alsina- I Luv This Shit

Funeral Song:
Girls' Generation (SNSD)- Catch Me if You Can

End Credits :
EXO- Call Me Baby (Chinese Version)

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"

It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"

It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"

It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"

It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"

It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"

It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"

It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku."

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

3/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

1/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

The deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

2/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

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For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugar-high, copy onto profile

If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason ... Copy this onto your profile

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've randomly asked someone if they thought you were crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If they said yes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE sleeping, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that suicide is taking the easy way out copy and paste on to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Scarlett Stoic, Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, HarryXPotter, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire., XHarryGinny4everX, justrememberhe prefersbrunets, Ladybugs, SodapopLover4524, soraxtsuna123, Macedonia- Katerina Iva

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

Anime Lovers...

Real Anime Lovers: Know at least more than 10 series.
Fake Anime Lovers: Knows only naruto.

Real Anime Lovers: Learn japanese from watching anime.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even bother to learn japanese.

Real Anime Lovers: Are secretly dating one of the anime characters.
Fake Anime Lovers: Don't even know the characters names!

Real Anime Lovers:Know almost 10 song opening lyrics in japanese
Fake Anime Lovers: Wouldn't probably bother to even listen to a song.

Real Anime Lovers: Have at least 1 Manga.
Fake Anime Lovers: Claim they have more Manga than you.

Real Anime Lovers: Were born to adore anime.
Fake Anime Lovers:Claim to have known anime for their entire lives.

Real Anime Lovers: Cry when a character dies.
Fake Anime Lovers: Think the show you watch is very strange.

Real Anime Lovers: Would join in forums and discussions.
Fake Anime Lovers: Would keep scrolling.

Real Anime Lovers: Has a Fanfiction account and active.
Fake Anime Lovers: Has no idea what Fanfiction is and if he/she ever reads one, they will think of it as a canon!

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl,XxRosebudxX, Lavi-Usagi,anakarockerster, soraxtsuna123, Macedonia- Katerina Iva,

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
" Iwill not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost (5/24)

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[X]Brown - $100

[X]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[X] Other - $75

Total: $225

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [x]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [ ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $275

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $360

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $460

Birth Order:

] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150

[ ]Middle child - $100

[ ]Last Born - $100

[X]Third born - $550

[ ]Fourth born - $300

[ ]Fifth born - $400

[ ]Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $1010

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1610

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x]Glasses - $50

[x]Contacts - $25

[ ]Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1685

Shoe Size:

[ ]13 - $300

[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ]11 to 12 - $400

[X]7 to 10 - $500

[ ]Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2185

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750{x]

Red - $600 [x]

Black - $100 [X]

Yellow -$475 [x]

Brown - $300 [X]

Purple - $225 [X]

White - $400 [X]

Aqua - $350 [x]

Orange - $300 [ ]

Blue - $300 [x]

Pink - $100 [ ]

Other - $500 [x]

Total: $5835

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - add $1000 some - 750

Final Total:$6835

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 69...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.\
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
31. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, present/past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Yeah, no.
2. Tall? Taller than Taiya.
3. In your pajamas? I wish.
4. Left handed? No.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Delairah. Or Ciel. Depends on the mood she's in.
2. Person to text you: My bestie Taiya.
3. Was today better than yesterday? I don't remember yesterday.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 13
2. Color(s): Blue, Purple, Black, Green
3. Fruit: Strawberries & Honeydew
4.Place: Home

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? No
2. Are you happy? Yes.
3. Are you sad? Maybe.
4. Are you bored? Obviously.
5. Are you nervous? I'm always nervous.
6. Are you tired? It's normal for a teenager.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Nick names? Jazie, Jazz, Jaz, Jazzabear, Sweetie, Kat, Italy," That wierd anime freak in the corner,". My math teacher calls me Jazzy Jazz from the Fresh Prince.
2. Eye color? Brown currently.
3. Zodiac sign? Aquarius
4. Male or female? Female
5. Slut? Only on Tuesdays.
6. Smart? I'm in all honors classes, am in Math Team, have an AP Class when I'm only a freshman, do none of my work, but still maintain a high C to High A average. I'm Smart
7. Hair color? Dark Brown w/ tones of red and blonde.
8. Long or short? Short
9. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans
10. Phone or Camera? Phone
11. Drink or Smoke? None
12. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Taiya
2. First crush? Probably Ikuto from Shugo Chara, none of the boys at my school were hot.
3. First pet? Shelbey
4.First big vacation? Arizona when I was 11 months.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? No
2. Drinking? Nope
3. I'm about to: Go through more profiles.
4. Listening to? Hallelujah- Jonghyun
5. Plans for today? Procastinate

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Yes.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Hell yeah. (Just lost some last night actually.)
3. Ran away from home? Yes. I didn't last long.
4. Broken someone's heart? ;) I live for it. (No I'm just kidding, not that I know of at least)
5. Been arrested? Got close.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes
2. Yourself? Sometimes
3. Heaven? Maybe
4. Santa Claus? No, I believe in Finland!
4. Love? Yes
5. Do you like someone? Maybe
6. Do you believe in God? No. I believe in gods, and I don't bash God or any of those religions.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Jazlyn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Jazizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Green Giraffe

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Janae 169th Place

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Smijasmi

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coffee

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cocaine

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

(Okay so this is my AP book soooo) "Constitute the distinct tradition of a group of people. Ge-"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A Nutri-grain bar

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Dead Files

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:40 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:52 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My laundry machine.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

6 hours ago, walking home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My pile of homework

9. What are you wearing?

A tanktop, pants, and mismatched socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, to the point that I forgot it was Tuesday.

11. When did you last laugh?

Maybe a minute ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Anime. Anime everywhere. More specifically America. And Flags. And a Mandala. And a drawing by some rug-rats.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Probably some Korean movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Doujinshi, cosplay, a new laptop, a phone, a lot of things.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

My family has a history of having paranoia

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

World Peace

19. Do you like to dance?

PUMP UP THE JAM (but Jimin still ain't got none)

20. Obama:

His term is almost done anyways.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kelsey Ann, after my nana.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Probably something like Aron or embarrass him with a name from Harry Potter, more likely to to be Draconus Febbet

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Are you Morgan Freeman in disguise?

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
My favorite Harry Potter book is the Prisoner of Azkaban because Hello: Awesome and normal Defense Teacher Moony! Least favorite would probably be Half-Blood Prince.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
Chamber of Secrets, I don’t like Half-Blood Prince.

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
Remus!!!!!!

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?
Remus Lupin/ Mcgonagall.

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?
Snape. Even though he was a spy he was still the smartest one at their meetings.

Question 7: Who(m) is(are) your favorite Hogwarts Student(s)?
Fred and George.

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
Either Griffindor or Hufflepuff. I am in Hufflepuff though.

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
YOUR QUESTION JUST HURT MY FEELINGS D:

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Fred Weasley.

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?
Hermione.

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
I was nine at the time and focused on anime so honestly, I didn't give a shit.

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?
Werewolf. I am like, addicted, to wolves and werewolves right now. It is actually quite sad.

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
Who wouldn't?

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
Hermione or Ginny

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
I borrowed it from the library like 100 times. And then "lost" it.

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
My annoying brat of a brother actually got me into the movies, however, me being me, felt that I needed to read the WHOLE series in a week. Yeah. Book a day!

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
It was part of my 8th Grade graduation quote.

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Perks of Being a Wallflower. THAT MOVIE. IS LIFE. (Also because of Logan Lerman, lbh, it was the movie)

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?
Hogwarts.

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The second one!

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
I actually disliked him at first, then downright HATED him (3rd Year) Then loved him because he killed that old coot. (Jesus I hate Dumbledore)

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?
YES!!

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
ACCIO FOR LIFE!!!! And Aguamenti.

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Probably seeker.

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
Harry and Hermione's time turner scene! And the day the Twins left! It was hilarious!

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
Fred, Remus, and Tonks' deaths.

Question 29: Would you join the DA?
'Course.

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?
Uh have you SEEN Bellatrix. I wouldn't be surprised if the had an affair.

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Luna.

Question 33: What would your pet be?
Crookshanks

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
The Potter's or the Lupin's because TheyLIFE.

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
The Invisibility Cloak.

Question 36: What is your favorite Horcrux?
The diary.

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
YES! They cracked me up!

Question 38: What would your patronus be?
Otter or Stag.

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
Tiger or Wolf cub.

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?
Remus!!!!

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Gringotts. I kind of need money.

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius and technically Tonks!

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
Fred and George.

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
It was obvious Harry was the one to win.

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?
Emma Watson and DAVID TENNANT!!!!!!

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).
Holland Roden should play Lily Luna when she's in her 4th to 7th years!

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
Anything but an ankle length or mermaid dress.

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?
Way to many.

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?
Canon: Remus/Tonks, Victorie/Teddy. Non-Canon: Fred/Hermione.

Question 50: Did you like this survey?
Sure.