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Joined 03-18-18, id: 10495976, Profile Updated: 03-16-19

Hello, I am the R.C.D. As you can see there is a long and ever growing favorites list there of quality stories I’m sure you, the visitor, have already seen. if not, I implore you read those then and support actual contributors. You’ll also see the dwindling written works section as well. Writing stresses me out like crazy so dwindle it will for all eternity.

However, editing is a whole other deal. At the top of that favorites list is usually “A Kingdom of Power, of Courage, and of Wisdom.” It is a KingdomXLegendofZelda crossover by AncientDoom that is updated pretty intensely. Meaning any time to write my own stuff is taken making sure there’s no comma splices there. If you like complicated, absurdly long stories, but are nitpicky about the technicalities like me, then there’s your dream. Criticism is welcome on what I do, but I can’t speak for AncientDoom.

If that’s on hiatus, though, I legit spend most of my free time reading anyways. And being too cheap to go buy a 60 cent book at my local used bookstore, here R.C.D. lurks.

If your here for that vague personal information, then here:

Why do people love Super Smash Brothers? I’m so good at it that it’s boring.

Fire Emblem is war. Too much of the fanbase is dedicated to shipping.

Metroid Prime 4 will come someday.

Vote Reyn for president because he is the most level headed and intelligent sidekick in any videogame. Seriously, his priorities are straighter than even the High Entia.

I always wear ear flaps hats. Summer or winter, there be a hat on. Surprisingly, it upsets people, which is as good enough reason as any to keep wearing them.

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Following the Light by evoboo reviews
The Kindling, a journey of religious significance but also a roadtrip of self discovery, developing friendships and nasty villains.
Octopath Traveler - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 463,679 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/21/2018 - [Ophilia, Cyrus] Alfyn, Therion
RE: We Defeated the Devil King, But Now Our Daily Life is Compromised by BoringBone reviews
Because accelerated plot progression is to FanFiction as long titles starting with 'RE:' are to Light Novels. Kazuma and his vibrant cohorts, through their primary means of victory: sheer luck and guile, somehow manage to kill the Devil King, who just happened to be around in the neighborhood. Humorous ramifications abound.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 339,348 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Kazuma S.
Smash Life by CrashGuy01 reviews
Is Mario truly in love with Peach? What shenanigans is Pit up to? And is Sonic as irritable and annoying as people make him out to be? Find out about all this and more in Smash Life, featuring all your favorite smashers and more! (WARNING: Chapter 57 is currently out of order.)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 192 - Words: 2,481,738 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Pit, Sonic, Link, Mario
Starfox: Sunrise Over Lylat by Erico reviews
Seventy five years after the Lylat Wars, and everything's changed. How predictable. And if Fox's granddaughter can't get her head put on right, there won't be enough of a Lylat System left to fly in. Good luck, Starfox.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 810,888 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 9/11/2007
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 71 - Words: 647,094 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
When Heroes Fall by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. The Hero of Twilight, now but a shell of his former self, is left utterly broken after his journey to save Hyrule. His heart in pieces, his soul shattered, he leaves a son he did not know he had behind. When heroes fall, who is capable of picking them up again?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 146,709 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Link, Zelda, OC
A Beako Story: Will You Put Me First? by Youtoberz reviews
Subaru couldn't explain why, but he was always drawn to Beatrice, despite her haughty attitude. If he wanted companionship, he could easily find it elsewhere; however, he always sought warmth with the drill-loli. Although she is secretly growing fond of the boy, Beatrice pretends not to notice those budding feelings. "Is he the one I've been waiting for all these years, I wonder?"
Re:Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 363,564 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Subaru N., Beatrice] Ram
Four Friends by destinedjagold reviews
[Sequel of Four Paws] After Jay was sent back to the human world, his four friends suddenly found themselves in yet another adventure. Join them on yet another crazy journey as Vixie, Shock, Fay and Saur follow a weird bird that fell out of the sky for some odd reason.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,577 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Vulpix/Rokon, Taillow/Subame
Interviews with a Tactician by Scourge of Infinis reviews
In which Robin decides to conduct interviews with existing and potential Shepherds to ensure their loyalty and commitment to the cause (and some other details). What could possibly go wrong?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 603,800 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Avatar/Robin
A Kingdom of Power, of Courage, and of Wisdom by AncientDoom reviews
For five hundred years Hyrule has been at war. Now the Goddesses have destined three champions to end it. A champion of power, of courage, and of wisdom. Rated -T- for dark themes, drama, death, blood, and cursing. This will be eclipsed by humor, love, innocence, friendship, and hope.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 379,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
The Brothers and the Others by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
Inkopolis and beyond is full of strange people. Like a lazy Octoling troop turned commander, a theatrical egomaniac Inkling, or even a pair of silly squid brothers, as ridiculous as that sounds. In this world of (maybe) ink-slinging action, there's always a story to tell. The Bate Brothers Adventures sequel/prequel/everything in between. Now with more unfamiliar characters.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 363,594 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
Old Man Chrom by Velosaurus reviews
Nobody knows what happened the day the Shepherds fell. All anyone knows is that they were all killed and Grima won. What happened to Chrom is the biggest mystery of all. For 30 years no one has heard hide nor hair of him, and in his place is an old man that must embark on a trip across the continent to preserve what little he still has. Get ready for the ride of your life, Chrom.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/20 - Chrom, Caeldori, Ophelia, Soleil
Into the Outrealms by TheRepeat reviews
The Outrealms are worlds of conflict, Einherjar, and adventure. It has been eight months since Grima fell, and Robin still hasn't returned... He has to be out there somewhere.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,816 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Marth, Chrom, Morgan, Anna
A wind to Covet by The Doomed King reviews
The story of a young Gerudo boy as he fulfills his destiny to become the King of Evil. (Ocarina of Time leading up to Wind Waker) Updated every Tuesday!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 134 - Words: 380,590 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Ganondorf
Imperium by Velosaurus reviews
Before allegiance, rank, and purpose—before war—a civilian becomes a revolutionary, and a revolutionary becomes a warrior. All he wanted was a better world, but as a warrior he will preside over the rise and fall of an empire and harness his dream of peace into a weapon capable of binding legions to his will. Explore the greatest story of nobody to nightmare in all of Fire Emblem.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,511 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 1/2 - Walhart, Cervantes, Excellus, Pheros
Therion's Bizarre Adventure by HopelessRomantic1020 reviews
Collect all three Macguffins, get the band off my arm. That was the deal. What I hadn't planned on was getting dragged across all of Orsterra by a little girl and her six bodyguards. Gods, help me...
Octopath Traveler - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,672 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/21/2018 - Alfyn, Tressa, Ophilia, Therion
Old Man Chrom (OBSOLETE) by Velosaurus reviews
Nobody knows what happened the day the Shepherds fell. All anyone knows is that they were all killed and Grima won. What happened to Chrom is the biggest mystery of all. For 30 years no one has heard hide nor hair of him, and in his place is an old man that must embark on a trip across the continent to preserve what little he still has. Get ready for the ride of your life, Chrom.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 413,268 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Chrom, Caeldori, Ophelia, Soleil
Stasis by The Wolfess reviews
Book Three of the Doppelganger Trilogy: The Great Hyrulian Civil War has begun. Lines have been drawn and stakes made. Will light dawn upon this bleak night, or will Darkness finally have its day?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,483 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Link, Zelda] Fierce Deity, Dark Link - Complete
How to be a Villain: A Postman's Tale by MangoKat reviews
The Postman just wants to have an ordinary, boring life. Why is it he keeps getting dragged into unwanted adventures? Everyone from Link to Ganondorf seem determined to keep ruining his day.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 682,417 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/23/2018 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Link, Ganondorf, the Postman, Sakon
Anna's Bizarre Adventure by MetaDash reviews
Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 364,413 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Anna, Shura, Izana, Mozume - Complete
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 775,303 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike, Raichu
The Drafted Squid by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
Inkopolis is a blooming city of commerce, ink, fashion, and the home to the Turf Wars. Life was never just as simple, however. Before the stage of Splatoon has been truly set, follow Phish Bate, Ophelia Coddlin, Portic Orkin, and Rinse Guilin, young Inklings drafted, volunteered, and enlisted in a war that started it all in a world filled with color.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, Octarians, OC
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 422,147 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Monster-In-Law by MetaDash reviews
Kimihito Kurusu has tangled with the eccentric parents of his housemates before, but now the shoe is on the other foot, as his OWN parents are going to visit! Between the preparations, their arrival, and what the girls are thinking...it might just be even more of a chaotic day for our Darling-kun. One-shot, references events up and through the 12th volume of the manga. (two OCs)
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/2/2017 - Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera, OC
The Little Things by TheRepeat reviews
Since the end of the war, Corrin has barely had a moment to himself. Though he's threatening to collapse under the weight of his work, what keeps him going is HER.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Elise - Complete
Taking Care of Reno (Remastered) by Desha reviews
It began with an unexpected sick day... and turned into an adventure in friendship and family. Exploring the relationship between the Turks, with emphasis on Reno and Elena. This is a heavily updated version of the original Taking Care of Reno series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 739,321 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Elena - Complete
Lies for Children by TheRepeat reviews
Peri does what she does best: killing. This time, it doesn't go quite as well for her. A black comedy/drama/romance(?) starring everyone's favorite psychopath and her best buddy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Laslow, Peri - Complete
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (Revised & Complete) by The Eagle1989 reviews
This is the tale of an ancient land of lush forests and verdant meadows. A land blessed by the Goddesses where the powers of light and shadow exist in perfect balance. This is the story of the kingdom of Hyrule, of a king who sought to control the power of the gods, and of a boy without a fairy. A boy whose struggle against the shadow became a legend, riding upon the winds of time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 446,819 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Navi - Complete
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Broken Ideals by ShadowVulpi reviews
A former human, now an amnesic Cubone, finds himself in a world infested with demented creatures that ravage the land like a wildfire. He teams up with a Zorua, where they seek a way to end the madness. However, they soon find that perhaps it was better not to become involved with the creatures. Contains gore, disturbing imagery, and dark themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 929,202 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Cubone/Karakara, Zorua, Sableye/Yamirami - Complete
The Bate Brothers' Adventures by ThePizzaLovingTurtle reviews
Splin Bate and Sharq Bate, one worries about everything, the other hasn't a care in the world. Together, these two make a probably unstoppable team! Follow their adventures through Inkopolis and beyond as they tackle anything that comes their way! Featuring two Inkling brothers, one irresponsible Octoling, and too many references. Happy third anniversary.
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 161,348 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Inkboy, OC - Complete
Haunted House by Riha Hyesthae reviews
A little fun with AU's. What if Sephiroth had found Vincent on that first trip to Nibelheim? General Sephiroth, SOLDIER 1st Class Zack, and a new recruit named Cloud visit a remote mountain community. A local legend prompts a ghost hunt with spectres that are anything but imaginary. Cast so far: Aeris, Cloud, Elfe, Hojo, Lucrecia, Sephiroth, Tifa, Veld, Vincent, Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 254,433 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Rune Breaker by Ysavvryl reviews
The dying town of Selphia hopes that a new prince well versed in politics and finances can turn their fortunes around. Instead, the new prince is a cross-dressing love freak who says he's there to save magic. Maybe it will still work out? This is the AntiAmnesia Remix of RF4.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 142 - Words: 847,146 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Ventuswill, Frey, Lest - Complete
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Power Trip by Talgoran reviews
The balance of elements is upset. Amid a violent thunderstorm, a human finds himself transformed into a Squirtle. With the help of a journeying Cyndaquil, he chooses to take balance into his own claws in a new world of uncertainty and danger.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 272,444 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi, Squirtle/Zenigame - Complete
Majora's Mask by FakeJake93 reviews
Death hangs over Termina, drawing closer each hour. When the fabled Hero of Time pursues a thief to this cursed land, he only has three days – to save himself, his memories, and the citizens of Termina. The demon Majora casts a shadow over them all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 702,230 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Link, Skull Kid, Tatl - Complete
Shadow Kingdom by The Wolfess reviews
Book 2 in the Doppelganger Trilogy: Link and Zelda have been forced into exile. Usurpers control the throne of Hyrule masquerading as the Princess and General Link. With the minds of the people of Hyrule poisoned against him, how can a hero in chains save them?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,634 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2011 - [Link, Zelda] Dark Link, Wolf Link - Complete
Four Paws by destinedjagold reviews
A two-legged human creature suddenly woke up as a fictional creature on four paws, and must travel this new yet familiar world as he tries to find a way back home. Join him in his quest with other PKMN friends as he makes every boring dead air into something to talk about...at least he tries to. Cover art by dukacia on deviantArt
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 145,266 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, Vulpix/Rokon - Complete
Breaking the Cycle by theseeker64 reviews
The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 399,333 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Quelaana of Izalith, Solaire of Astora, Lautrec, Knight of Carim - Complete
First Steps by Nightfoot reviews
In an effort to keep Kratos from leaving the planet, Lloyd talks him into telling the story of the first Chosen of Mana, Spiritua. This is that story.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,179 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kratos A. - Complete
Final Fantasy: Tipa's Crystal Chronicles by Dark Amphithere reviews
A written story of Crystal Chronicles. Join the Tipa caravan's adventures throughout the world, as they battle monsters, meet new people, and gather myrrh for their home. Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles.
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 265,281 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Chameleon Stone by Lupi Loop reviews
*COMPLETED YAY* The Legend of an unstable Link, a long-suffering Zelda and a special Ganondorf who loves Seeing Stones and baths with his Rubber Ducks, as they go head-to-head with a fallen goddess for the power to make dreams reality. mayhem & zelink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 186,333 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Link - Complete
Curse of the Triforce by Lord Syntax reviews
400 years before Ganondorf's birth, the Triforce first becomes the object of mortals' desires. Heroes, kings and thieves clash in their bid for its terrible power, heralding the dawn of a new, bloody age in the history of Hyrule. Prequel to OoT and AoL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 298,765 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Link - Complete