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Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 72,218 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,360 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 518,071 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 5,342 - Follows: 6,262 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,602 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
Advice and Trust by Panther2G reviews
Shinji takes just the slightest different action when Asuka offers a kiss... and everything changes. Suddenly, they're no longer alone, and begin becoming stronger than they've ever been before. And from their new bond changes start to ripple out. The Angel War and the plans of SEELE and NERV will never be the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 363,558 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A., Misato K.
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 4,682 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 5/4/2013
SAO: The Eroge by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Many people wish their lives could become a videogame...the thing is, though, few actually bother specifying WHICH type of game. Kirigaya Kazuto will realize it's not as 'obvious' as it should be when he wakes up one day with the 'power' to raise 'Flags', unlock 'Routes' and gain 'Affection Points'. Will his Sanity survive what's about to come his way...?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 196,010 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo]
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 9,715 - Follows: 10,251 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Spectral Revelation by Haugh Wards reviews
Instead of using the Polyjuice Potion to find out about the Chamber, Hermione suggests Harry ask the Bloody Baron. Harry does, but finds out more about himself than he ever realised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 126 - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., Bloody Baron
Harry Potter and the Sketchy Resorts by Balder reviews
After fifth year Harry demands something important to do to get his mind of the death of Sirius. The order agrees and hands him a very important mission. They send along their newest adult recruit, Fleur Delacour. Rated M for Language and Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Witches Secret by Selector reviews
The Witches of the world have secrets, they think. AU, Harem, Trigger warnings, Not for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 562,405 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry and a Vampire by mjimeyg reviews
Harry lost his trial at the beginning of his fifth year. Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. But he won't do it alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,913 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/18/2018 - [Harry P., Moka A., Kurumu K.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Stargate by Sinyk reviews
What if Remus was not... quite... as fast as he needed to be to catch Harry before he tried to get to Sirius in front of the Veil of Death. And what if the Veil was not what the magicals believed it to be? Oops! AU HP/LL Bash!AD/RW/GW (as my usual).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,912 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Love Potioning Gone Wrong by Right What Is Wrong reviews
You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/5/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4050 - Favs: 5,982 - Follows: 6,472 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry the Playboy by Elven Sorcerer reviews
The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,220 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 5,755 - Follows: 6,609 - Updated: 10/18/2018 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Susan B.
The Worst Son-in-Law by Prince Badman reviews
During the marriage Hyuga Hiashi was happy and satisfied with his son-in-law. He had thought he got all the things he wanted in his son-in-law. So what happened that makes him see Naruto as a vile monster? It is not the Kyubi that is for sure, so what on earth is the reason? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/10/2018 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Hanabi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 7,070 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 12,768 - Follows: 15,314 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 5,022 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 3,757 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Twigs by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Team Seven - Complete
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
A Summer Exchange Harry and Daphne by Lady Mimi Alice de Yorke reviews
You've heard the phrase, 'Walk a mile in their shoes.' Well how about living in them? For 36 days over the summer of 5th year, that's exactly what two students will be doing. Join Harry and Daphne as they experience the ups and downs of each others home lives, but will their time with each other affect them for better or for worse? Non-Can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Descent Into Madness by Alsas1975 reviews
Former Death Eaters are being found brutally murdered. A new friend leads to a quest with far-reaching ramifications for the magical world and beyond. A tale of intrigue, betrayal, and friendship set against the backdrop of the Triwizard Tournament. H/Hr, with a different take on Lunar Harmony. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,721 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/4/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Secret potions club by The madness in me reviews
Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 10811 - Favs: 10,857 - Follows: 12,741 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Club by Haugh Wards reviews
"DETENTION!" Through the eyes of Severus Snape, we see the evolving relationship between the two students he always has in detention. The two students that will forever be the death of him and disgust him. Secretly though, he does like them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 336 - Published: 4/7/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Severus S. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 8,714 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 5,502 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Love Through Negotiation by gentlemankitsune reviews
They all wondered how things were going to end. Hell, how it all began was still pretty unbelievable. Naruto Temari Kurotsuchi Yugito Fu Mei. a re-write of Never Use Shadow Clones to do your Paperwork
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 179,089 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6279 - Favs: 8,978 - Follows: 8,052 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Pokemon: Rapid Red Version by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A speedrun of Pokemon Red, as seen through the eyes of bewildered bystanders.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
A Study in Magic: The Application by Books of Change reviews
The Wizarding World is convinced of Voldemort's return a year early, but the Dark Lord is neither a fool nor one to let grass grow under his feet. Indeed, he has already started to cull out anyone who can work against him. Will Sherlock, John, and Harry defeat Voldemort and his schemes before it is too late? The sequel to A Study In Magic. Sherlock HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,854 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
You And What Army? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because I'm Awesome by Slavok reviews
Louise could handle a weak familiar. She could handle a strong familiar. But what she can't handle was a completely unpredictable kleptomaniac with only a passing deference to the laws of physics and a three word answer to everything. And ever since she summoned Lift, someone started stealing everyone's dinner!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Stormlight Archive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,356 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Louise, Lift
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 214,862 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Advice and Trust Backstage by Panther2G reviews
Filming a major series like Advice & Trust is hard work, but the dedicated crew of actors make it happen. But from the wild social butterfly playing Rei Ayanami to the globetrotting adventurer playing Gendo Ikari, things can get a little strange. These are the true stories of what goes on behind the scenes and between takes at Avalon Studios...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 7,597 - Follows: 3,760 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Yuletide Blessing by Harry50 reviews
What if Hermione decided to teach Harry how to dance before the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 9/9/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Christmas with the Starks by Argo0 reviews
It's Christmas eve in Winterfell and Jon Snow is feeling lonely without his sisters. Yet when Sansa rings up earlier than expected, it leads to a change in his relationship with his sisters, one he never thought possible. Jon/Sansa/Arya incest, smut. Don't read if easily offended.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 11/26/2017 - [Jon S., Sansa S., Arya S.] - Complete
Female Transfiguration 101 by Lamp23 reviews
Hermione has found a new book in the library that seems to have some very interesting spells, what happens when she and Ginny test their effects together. Futanari, Hermione/Ginny, Femslash, Lemon. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,062 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Hermione G., Ginny W.] - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 8,090 - Follows: 8,338 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
The Audition by Elven Sorcerer reviews
Gabrielle transfers to Hogwarts for her seventh year, hoping to find better friends, friends she found in Harry and Hermione. But as her feelings continue to develop in a direction she didn't expect, she finds herself in a situation that could change her life... Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Complete
Neville gets an O by Darth Gojira reviews
PWP. Neville Longbottom wants to earn good grades in the OWLS, and with them Hermione's respect. He's in for a surprise, and Hermione is there to give it to him. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [Neville L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Conversations by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/11/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potter by I Ate Your Muffin reviews
Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 5,498 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
The Project by Teufel1987 reviews
The Department of Mysteries had known about the prophecy tying Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. They also knew that Voldemort wasn't vanquished for good that fateful night Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. The fate of the Wizarding World shouldn't be left up to one child...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,958 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 4/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 13,502 - Follows: 15,191 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Luna's Cupboard by HarryxHermionexLuna reviews
Harry finds Luna locked in a cupboard on the fourth of November 1994. Rescuing Luna leads to a much better year than either could have hoped for. Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, Molly, Ron and McGonagall. Lunar Harmony eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dobby
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 10,930 - Follows: 13,031 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,218 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,805 - Follows: 5,676 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,101 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Misunderstandings of Passion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Convincing Him by losthpfanficwriter reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 345 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Validating Occurrences: A Study in Emerald by R-dude reviews
A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Incubus by SquareRootBeer reviews
Harry's world is flipped upside down when he is visited by a naked fairy on his fourteenth birthday. Finding out that he is a rare type of incubus known as a Choiceling is the least of his problems when he finds out just how drastically his life is about to change. How will young Harry manage an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,982 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
Emerald Coven by Hallows Seeker reviews
Harry, still coming to terms with the reality of his destiny, and only just beginning to understand his greatest foe finds himself the unintended recipient of a magical bond between himself and one Gabrielle Delacour. An epic AU story beginning in the middle of sixth year, follows harry as one dramatic event leads him down a spiral path of debauchery and discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 195,320 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Gabrielle D.
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,906 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 8,653 - Follows: 8,451 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 4,491 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,566 - Follows: 12,142 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Christmas with the Greengrasses by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister Astoria. Little does he know that the plans set in motion by his cunning girlfriend will make it the most memorable Christmas ever. Harry/Daphne/Astoria. smut. one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 517 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Astoria G.] - Complete
Greedy Ron And The Three Seconds Of Thinking Ahead by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Ron W. - Complete
Banging on the Wall by Argo0 reviews
Astrid is sick of her neighbour and his apparent need to have sex against the wall that separates their apartments. Maybe its time she gave him a piece of her mind. Hiccstrid Smut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/18/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A King, A Flower, and an Angel by rellf reviews
At the World Cup Harry Saves Fleur forming a bond, later Gabrielle joins in this bond. Gabrielle will be 14. Mainly cannon with Fluff. Veela Life debt AU, takes place at the beginning of GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,270 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Sex Education – Hogwarts' Style by Harry50 reviews
Different schools teach this subject in different ways. This is one possible way that Hogwarts may tackle the subject
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 4,721 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Closet of Possibility by Books of Change reviews
Harry Potter accidentally turns 221B's cleaning supply closet into a magical portal that leads to worlds that reflect the deepest, most desperate curiosity of a person. Sherlock, unfortunately, didn't know that when he opened it to take out the vacuum cleaner. Sherlock, HP, Canon Sherlock Holmes triple crossover; ASIM compliant
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,766 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Don't Forget Where You Belong by Potato19 reviews
One shot set during fifth year. When Luna mentions to Harry something she's noticed about him and Hermione; the wizard in question takes it to heart and decides to take action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Costumes & Games by Panther2G reviews
The Angel War is over and past. Shinji and Asuka survived thanks to each other, and now are enjoying the benefits of saving the world: Getting to live in it. But Asuka has one last deep secret to reveal... one that will bind them together even more.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,788 - Follows: 11,268 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Debt by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is owed many life debts. In his fifth year, someone decides to actually honour theirs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,698 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B. - Complete
Havoc by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
They were just friends and then they were more. That was the easy bit, keeping it quiet was another thing entirely. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 180 - Published: 9/16/2016 - [Harry P., Parvati P.]
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 6,696 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Lord and Ladies by Harry50 reviews
With Voldemort resurrected, Dumbledore needed to find a shortcut, enabling the light faction to gain power and stand a chance against the dark. The one he found proved very enjoyable for Harry Potter and some girls. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,269 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
A Different Sort of Bond by Balder reviews
Harry and Daphne Greengrass are forced to spend a lot of time together. Neville has some inconveniences to deal with too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,838 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P.
Hiccup the Virile by Argo0 reviews
Astrid has a surprise waiting for her husband when he returns from a busy day of chiefing. A surprise that they can both enjoy. Hiccup/Astrid/Heather smut. one shot. quasi-sequel to Hiccup the Vast.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Hiccup, Astrid, Heather] - Complete
Hearts on Detours by Stanrick reviews
Dark times lie ahead, they said. Soon we will have to decide between what is easy and what is right, they said. Yeah, well. Nobody told him they were actually talking about that Yule Ball nightmare that now lies inescapably ahead with no clear answers in sight. How will he ever get out of this mess, and is there any way that doesn't involve dancing? (There isn't.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,543 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,337 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P. - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7362 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 6,849 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Katarn Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 4,999 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Odds and Ends: Stories Without Ends by Temporal Knight reviews
A small collection of random ideas that haven't yet gotten the full story treatment. Some may become actual fics, some will forever lounge here until inspiration strikes further.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 15,728 - Follows: 11,642 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Step You Can't Take Back by Potato19 reviews
One shot during 'eighth' year. Something is definitely up with Harry Potter, and everyone turns to the obvious place for answers: Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 538 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Blame it on the Firewhiskey by Harry50 reviews
Summer after fourth year. Harry stays at Grimmauld Place, with Sirius, Hermione and the Weasleys. Sirius wants to celebrate. The concsquances bring some changes nobody could expect. Harry/Hermione. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valiant In An Empty Garage by Argo0 reviews
Hiccup is working at his mechanic job with the entire garage to himself, when his girlfriend Astrid pops in for a surprise visit. One that ends up being very enjoyable. Hiccstrid smut.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 594 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Aincrad's Landing by Racke reviews
An impossible-looking mountain where there should've been no mountain at all. A chance for release suddenly forever out of reach. And a family of three meeting a Villain.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Log Horizon/ログ・ホライズン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Shiroe/Kei S. - Complete
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,432 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
A Ninja's Parents by Racke reviews
They didn't talk about her sister, usually. And they never talked about where her parents had been born. But her family had always had a thing for swords. WARNING: Character death.
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Team Seven - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 8,011 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Hiccup the Vast by Argo0 reviews
It is Hiccup and Astrid's wedding night and as per tradition the whole village gets to watch their future chief bed his wife for the first time. However as usual, Hiccup manages to take everyone by surprise, especially Astrid, and naturally a lot of them can't help but comment. Hiccup/Astrid. one-shot. lemon
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 199 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 325 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 542 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
Ella by losthpfanficwriter reviews
At Bill and Fleur's second wedding reception Harry meets and falls for a Veela girl called Ella. What he does not realize is that Ella is short for Gabrielle... / EWE; Rushed one-shot, naughty. Warning for statutory rape. Happy (fantasy) ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The new Mrs Potter by Harry50 reviews
Things start changing after the third task, and not necessarily for worse. Harry's magic makes choices for him and he actually likes the results. [Harry/ Hermione/Fleur/Multi]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,693 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
Trouble Comes in Threes by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU. Fem!Harry. John and Sherlock investigate a bizarre case. Meanwhile, A certain Muggle Studies class is on field-trip.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 444 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,426 - Reviews: 4163 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,637 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,241 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6226 - Favs: 11,264 - Follows: 8,252 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Graduation by Harry50 reviews
After the graduation ball, things start changing. Things will not be the same for any of the graduates, and especially not for one Harry Potter and certain girls. Warning: contains some non-explicit lemons. [Harry/Hermione/Padma/Daphne]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Bookworm by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In the Wild by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry just can't get a break. Now he's somehow ended up in a jungle with Luna Lovegood as company... not that he is complaining that much. He could do without the locals, though. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Liquid Courage by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 336 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4207 - Favs: 8,343 - Follows: 6,636 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
More Wondrous but Less Terrible by Balder reviews
The Battle in the DoM ends not in Veil Room or the Atrium but in the room where the Unspeakables study Love. HP/GW, HG/RW, NL/LL, RL/NT, AB/SB, AD/CF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Neville L.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,899 - Follows: 18,604 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alarums and Excursions by Balder reviews
Harry and company are more proactive and Dumbledore is convinced to accelerate their training if only to keep them from causing even more mayhem. Can four teenage girls and three teenage guys concentrate on training when hidden on a tropical island? Rating changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,255 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Very Fleur Christmas by silentclock reviews
He knew better, truly. Why, then, did Harry Potter ask Fleur Delacour to the dance? The Yule Ball as it could have been. Harry/Fleur. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 233 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 616 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Distracted by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jealous? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 243 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Alleged Soul Mates by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Harry P., Su L.] Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
How to Win Friends and Take Over the World by Silently Watches reviews
In which Voldemort is NOT an idiot, and so the world burns. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 300 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Black Hands by Luan Mao reviews
Mix a dark suspense series and a romantic comedy series? You can try, but you'll never wash the sin from your hands.
Crossover - Love Hina & Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
All because of a broomstick by dark gryffindor harmony reviews
Hermione decides to apologize to Harry for getting his Firebolt confiscated in the middle of the night. Secrets are spilled in the confessions that follow. Warning! Smut present. Pure Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 195 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 195,714 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
DUEL by fantasy1290 reviews
What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 330,761 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 5,333 - Follows: 4,348 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Susan B.] - Complete
Dusk and Dawn by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Moonlight Sparkle, the identical twin of Twilight, was taken from their crib when she was barely one month old. Dawn Potter was taken by Lily and James three days after Moonlight was kidnapped. Now Dawn has found a way back to Equestria to her real family, but will the magical community let her leave so easily? And can she reconnect to her lost twin sister Twilight? FEM HARRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Harry P., Twilight Sparkle
Tea for Two by Aealket reviews
Hermione has an unexpected visitor drop in for tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 7,873 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Message by losthpfanficwriter reviews
What is Luna to do when her husband sends her a cryptic message, but to try to decipher it? Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6191 - Favs: 11,403 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27893 - Favs: 23,428 - Follows: 15,332 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 577 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
EVA Sessions: A Very Bad Idea by Gob Hobblin reviews
In the war against the Angels, many weapons are devised and attempted. Some are quite successful. Some are not. Some are abject disasters. This is one of those attempts.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 7,886 - Follows: 2,129 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Locker Room by ChampionOfKratos reviews
During his fifth year the Chaser Trio from his Quiditch team realize how cruel they had been acting to Harry and decide to make it up to him. WARNING: Lemon (don't like then don't read), PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 319 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Katie B., Alicia S., Angelina J.] - Complete
Enjoy the Fireworks by ChampionOfKratos reviews
At the apparent 'wedding' of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour Harry finally steps out and reveals his knowledge of the betrayals along with a few other secrets to boot, all that's left to do is sit back and enjoy the fireworks. WARNING: Lemons (don't like then don't read), and this fic is (I think) bordering the line between PWP and SWS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 424 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 260 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 169 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hero's Ladies by Harry50 reviews
Harry finds himself at the center of female attention after the war. He has his old friends for support and some unexpected new ones, helping him enjoy the attention and make his life better than he ever expected. For adults only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G. - Complete
How Peeves Saved The Wizarding World by Manchester reviews
Yes, however impossible it might seem, that malicious poltergeist actually did something once in his entire ghostly unlife to very much benefit the wizards and witches of Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Peeves - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 7,885 - Follows: 5,036 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Harry by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Sirius Black and the Facts of Life by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Never promise Sirius Black he can answer your son's questions about babies. Just don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 529 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Alchemy and Wizardry by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Edward and Alphonse get letters before they attempt Human Transmutation. They decide to take a chance and learn magic before they bring their mother back. How will Hogwarts survive when Harry is adopted into the Elric family?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Edward E.
Bound by Harry50 reviews
Another soul-bond story with an unusual twist – good people. Dumbledore is manipulative but good and caring and the Weasleys are just as nice. There still are some bad guys, though, just for the balance. Rated M for adult themes. Most chapters are relatively short.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,446 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King of the Changelings by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Naruto is the most Unpredictable shinobi-in-training Konoha has ever seen. So what can the cheerful blond do when shown the hand signs for the summoning jutsu without being warned of the dangers of summoning without a contract? Try it out of course! Now he has a contract never before seen in the Elemental Countries, and a new world will open up before him. Can he survive it?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 5,940 - Follows: 6,478 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vegas Surprises by Luan Mao reviews
A twisted response to a challenge, and you may take that any way you like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., OC, Remus L. - Complete
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Honestly Harry - The Matter of the Furious Fugitives by Captain Compass reviews
A dangerous homicidal maniac has escaped Azkaban and apparently wants to kill Harry Potter. This is the story of that prisoner and the other challenges to the first school year of the married Potters. Pitfalls and pratfalls as normal. Rating for teenage marriage. H/G/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 360,913 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and the Tournament by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 413 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Not So Story - The Fourth Champion by Captain Compass reviews
Harry is suspicious that the Triwizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in his fourth year. Fearing another disastrous Halloween, Harry takes steps to prevent the unthinkable from occurring. Not a part of the of the Honestly Harry series. Follows canon until the choosing. Mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,601 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron by fringeperson reviews
He'd been going to BE somebody, bugger it! Oneshot, complete, and I don't own the Potter-verse or the Discworld.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Ron W., Foul Ole Ron - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 1,844 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fleur's Surprise by Harry50 reviews
Fleur found something that may change Harry's life, yet she needs Hermione's help. How will this change their lives? Will Harry survive the tournament? Will Voldemort let them live? Warning: Some mature scenes inside. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Altered Histories by Acaykath reviews
They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,689 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Purple and Green by losthpfanficwriter reviews
A brief vignette about Hermione Granger's first trip to Diagon Alley, and what was learnt that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests by Emerald Ashes reviews
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Animorph, Animagus by fringeperson reviews
The power of change may be a new and novel concept to a group of five teenagers who just met an alien, but to a wizard it is something very familiar. gen-fic, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 6,430 - Follows: 1,792 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Things We Do For Love by James Spookie reviews
Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,141 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 3,920 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 194 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Having a Moste Potente Valentine's Day by apAidan reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Head Girl Granger and Head Boy Potter are finding their schedules are impossibly full. Good thing Hermione convinced the Headmistress that the one thing Muggle Studies needs is an intern program, so she can get a Personal Assistant of her own to run interference in case there's a case of Red Tide. Rated T for inuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 7,378 - Follows: 5,318 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 9,183 - Follows: 2,599 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 939 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 340 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 1,447 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honestly Harry - The Unplottable Discoveries by Captain Compass reviews
Picks up from the end of The Founder's Chambers. Where did they go and what happened to the new Potter family before they return to Hogwarts for their 3rd year? Rating for Molly's language & some sexual situations H/G/Hr escapades.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,391 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 244 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Harrison Potter Stephens by Fyreheart reviews
Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 582 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Him or Me by Sillimaure reviews
Ron's return and the incident with the Horcrux prompts Harry to reconsider their friendship. In the process, he comes to realize there are possibilities he had never considered before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Prince by LunaStorm reviews
A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beauty, Danger: They Are The Same by fringeperson reviews
Naruto receives care from a collection of lovely ladies and the two men who own the club they work in. With such influences in his life, it should be expected that things work out differently. Hints of same-sex relationships if you squint. Don't own, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,810 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheese Shop Sketch by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna drops by Harry's flat. They watch some Monty Python. Luna does *not* find it funny. A response to a prompt at the Teachers' Lounge forum. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,383 - Follows: 5,060 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Honestly Harry - The Founders Chambers by Captain Compass reviews
The second year for Harry, Ginny and Hermione. What lies hidden behind the walls of the old school and why are the three in 'dire' peril all over again. Rated M for mentions of abuse, violence, and goofy personal shenanigans. H/G/Hr involvement
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 297,172 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 7,496 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Silken Night by pettybureaucrat reviews
Hermione has been searching for something since the war ended. Has she finally found it in the arms of Gabrielle? Femmeslash, Hermione/Gabrielle. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Hermione G., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Very Granger Christmas by Captain Compass reviews
Harry and Hermione's Christmas at her parents before the resolution of Harry Potter and the Founder's Chambers. Rating for some explicit language and some teenage explorations and humor. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,559 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 5,824 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,786 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Join the Family by randompandattack reviews
Harry/harem includes lemons, WILL NOT BE UPDATED! STOP PUTTING ON STORY ALERT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,364 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 9,587 - Follows: 5,053 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry PotterDursley and the Tragic Lack of Bacon by alikat522 reviews
Petunia and Vernon are able to put their grudges aside and raise the boys as brothers, completely equal...so they end up with two spoiled, greedy brats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Judgement of Harry by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Pansy crashes Slughorn's party, and Harry must choose who the most beautiful is. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served With Chocolate by pettybureaucrat reviews
Ginny doesn't appreciate her lovers' rather forceful attentions so she plots a 'delicious' revenge on them. Harry/Ginny/Luna. AU post-Hogwarts M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,636 - Follows: 3,555 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tee Shirt Weather by pettybureaucrat reviews
A lonely and morose Ginny Weasley runs into an old friend in Diagon Alley and finds true love for the first time. Ginny/Luna femmeslash. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 1,010 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 408 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Oh, Inosensei by SkyMaiden reviews
The platinum-blonde teacher knew it was very wrong to lust after the young man who was a student but she simply couldnt help herself from wanting to violate the boy in every way possible. Ino/Naruto oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 4,616 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 528 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 490 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 958 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 314 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Toy and a Friend by Revanation reviews
Hermione recieves a birthday gift from Ginny and Harry comes to visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 614 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It's All A Matter Of Perspective by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. The thing about prophecy is that it is and always will be open to interpretation, and there could well be more than one meaning to them, but humans have a tendency to see the obvious, rather than delve into the hidden.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 233 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
A Discian in Ravenclaw by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 5,987 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 342 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Marvelous by Harry50 reviews
After his 18th birthday, Harry discovers he has some more living relatives, including twin girl cousins. These serve to push him into turning his relations with Hermione to a higher level.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupcake Gambit – A Tale of Pastry and Sin by apAidan reviews
Luna decides it's time to clear the air with Lucius Malfoy. And nothing does that like a cupcake. Written for Mopcat's Cupcake Challenge. Same world as 9th Day. Implied H/Hr/L. Absolutely no relationship between Luna and Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
Two for One by randompandattack reviews
At the Yule Ball Harry notices Padma being ignored by Ron and decides to offer to dance with her. She's grateful, one things leads to another and the twins decide to thank Harry personally. Lemon harry/padma/parvati
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 525 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Harry P., Padma P.] - Complete
Bridle Black by Nugar reviews
When Twilight Sparkle suggested they all go see the new racy movie that just came out of Canterlot, Dash was all for it. Now she and her friends have to sit through a horror movie that also has kissing and hugging and all kinds of weird stuff. No pairing.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Bible Black/バイブルブラック - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 841 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Siren's Song by hermyd reviews
When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,229 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
There's A Reason to Fear the Dark by apAidan reviews
Antonin Dolohov saw a chance to escape from Azkaban and took it. Unfortunately for him. AU-set in the same world as "The Ninth Day of Christmas" For those whom are upset by plural marriages, there is a momentary reference to such in this story. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Antonin D., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
In search of a future by Sheankelor reviews
While patrolling for rouge dementors for the Order, Snape accidentally calls a wrong number and gets the Goddess Help Line. What will his one wish be? AU obviously. Occurs during Potter book 5 and after Goddess OVA. Please review, but do not flame.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,413 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Severus S., Urd - Complete
A Wild FANFIC Appears! by Mereo Flere reviews
The Holy Grail War is not a Pokemon Battle. That doesn't stop Shirou from pretending that it is, however.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Reply To A Letter by Manchester reviews
Rather than 'The Consequences Of A Letter', how things could have gone otherwise due to 'Harry's Rejection Letter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 907 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 210 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 427 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 508 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Because its more fun this way by SkyMaiden reviews
In which a guy and a girl can come together and watch a good old fashioned adult video without any sort of consequences, yeah right. Naruto/Ino lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 254 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 825 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 11,593 - Follows: 5,868 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Garden Passions by SkyMaiden reviews
In which the flower girl Ino has a passionate experience at one of her favorite places in the entire world. Naruto x Ino Lemon one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
To the Sheik of Flowers by fringeperson reviews
Warnings: Alternate universe, world, reality... just about everything. They're not even ninjas in this one. Also warning: SMUT to the point of orgy. Not bashing the characters, just having 'fun' with them. Don't own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 475 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 179 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5397 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Adventures in the Prefects' Bath by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,794 - Follows: 6,603 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,931 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 673 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 4,783 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,989 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Heat by fembuck reviews
The Devil Wears Prada Something expected happens between Andy and Miranda at the spa. Andy/Miranda, femslash
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,177 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
What Kashyyyk Means by Lucillia reviews
Han is given a translation of the local place names during a diplomatic mission, and ends up getting a lesson from Chewbacca about the true meaning of the word Kashyyyk.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,770 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Summer of Despair and Hope by Golasgil Sindar reviews
Summer after OOTP. Harry is depressed and Only Hermione can help. What happens when she shows up at Privet Drive? Pure H/Hr. Set just after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,999 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 427 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 5,078 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version by canoncansodoff reviews
OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Behind Office Doors by SkyMaiden reviews
AU. Naruto and Ino are up to absolutely no good in the office. Will anyone catch them red-handed this time? Naruto x Ino one shot. Rated M, for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 7,458 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 6,089 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Mistaken Identity by BajaB reviews
Auror Ron misjudges a situation - badly. M Rating for implied sexual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,033 - Follows: 2,024 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hot Bathtub by freeak reviews
he day of the Head Girl is exhaustive. Hermione has the habit of taking a bath in the Prefect's bathroom after a long day of work. However, today, she's got company. The company of unexpected sounds, that comes from behind another curtain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Unexpected Pleasure by freeak reviews
Harry and Ron had something planned for Hermione she didn't expect. In Divination class, what could happen under the table?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Not Noteworthy by BajaB reviews
Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 211 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 322 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Cycle by fembuck reviews
Andromeda knows what she's doing is wrong, she's just powerless to stop it. femslash, blackcest, BellatrixAndromeda, AndromedaBellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 5,452 - Follows: 1,540 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 3,718 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 5,257 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 247 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,209 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After Hours by fembuck reviews
Andromeda is returning to the dorms after a late night study session, and finds that she is not the only one prowling the hallways. AndromedaBellatrix, BellatrixAndromeda, blackcest, femslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet reviews
One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Master Nin by Hawk reviews
Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,268 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 814 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,045 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Sudden Witch by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
Tiffany Aching is minding her own business when a teenage witch appears in her dairy shed. Usually this sort of thing only happens to wizards, but this 'Hermione' needs some counseling and a lesson in what witchcraft really is about. PostWintersmith.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 672 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eternal Purity by freeak reviews
Seeing Luna walking at night next to the lake, Harry decides he should help her not being discovered. He grabs his invisiblity cloak. What things will happen next to the lake, and under the cloak?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 4,838 - Follows: 1,186 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 510 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 457 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto: Love Hina Style by Mz-Kitty-Kat reviews
What would happen if Naruto was put in charge of the Kunoichi Inn? Disaster that’s what! Tsunade needed someone to take over the Kunoichi dormitory since Shizune was needed in missions, at the hospital and looking after her needs. Can anyone say Chaos?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,453 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Naruto U.
A Very Memorable Birthday by MRSTJ1 reviews
Luna Lovegood wants Harry Potter's help with a Quibbler story, but he winds up needing her help when he's accused of a murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Portrait of a Wizard as a Young Man by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they bargain for when Headmistress McGonagall asks them to pose for the great wizard artist Master Rondino. A naughty love story in Five Acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Experiments by Shivakashi reviews
Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
The Morning After by MichaelCross reviews
This is followup to 'The Bermuda Triangle'. Morning after prom, Kim, Ron and Bonnie wake up for next round. Will someone be joining them? Rated for strong lemon within.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kim P., Ron S., Bonnie R., Tara - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Ramen Rhapsody by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Naruto wants to share his favorite food with Ino, but she refuses, citing diets, disgust and general loathing. However, this leads to an education for Ino on the joy of ramen and its significance for Naruto. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 391 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Billywigs by evansentranced reviews
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,544 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 8,406 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 229 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bermuda Triangle by MichaelCross reviews
What if things had happened differently between Kim and Ron? Has twists and strong lemons within. Oneshot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Kim P., Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10982 - Favs: 19,458 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgotten by BajaB reviews
What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 429 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 5,668 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater by The-Caitiff reviews
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 1,194 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Vertigo by AubreyWitch reviews
Kagome and Kikyou have made the decision for Inuyasha. LIME LEMON KikKag KagInuKik
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Kagome H., Kikyō - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 284 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete