THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).

At the end of Avengers Loki is bond by magical chains that suppress his magic along with the very thing that makes Loki, Loki. This results in a cosmic hiccup that causes Colin Gunderson, the mortal incarnation of Loki, to move in. And Colin may not know what is going on, but he's sure he doesn't like being poked and prodded at by strange shadow governments.

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."