Hello there. If you're reading this, then I probably flamed you. I'm not sorry. Ever. Remember, I will only flame those who deserve it. I do not do so by pairing, fandom, or writer. I will if any of the following applies to you.

1. You can't spell and/or you know less grammar than a six year old.

2. You try to blind your readers by bolding/italicizing/underlining every single little word.

3. You are too retarded/stupid/lazy to use the enter key.

4. You have a "trailer" posted as your first chapter.

5. You whore for reviews.

6. You enjoy letting your twisted OCs/Inserts/glaringly obvious Sue rape canon on a regular basis.

7. You have A/Ns longer than the story, and they include conversations with your other fucked up personalities that no one gives two shits about.

8. You think your readers are so stupid that you constantly have to announce point of view changes with the words "-Insert Character Name's- POV".

9. Your summary includes something along the lines of this: "NO FLAMEZ OR ELSE MIKICHU WILL EATZ U!1!!11!".

10. You violate the site's TOS and/or Guidelines. (Oh! Look! it's every single Jonas Brothers fic ever posted!)