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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

GREETINGS FELLOW EARTHLINGS AND OTHERWISE (no discrimination here)

So, I see you've stumbled upon the profile of one hopelessly disorganised teenager (yes, I admit to being young and stupid) who despises writing about themselves. Welcome. This ought to end well.

ANYWHO. Call me Kella (you know, if you want to). I love to write, but more than that, what I think I really love is creating vastly complex ridiculous versions and storylines that I wish (and I wish so damned hard) my favourite characters would follow. I want to be able to express my imagination in it's purest form, raw and crazy, but unfortunately this is where the writing part actually often hinders me. My fingers just cant keep up with my brain, I get confused, I forget EVERYTHING - so putting anything up on this wonderful site will take (more than) a little time, I'm afraid.

As you can see, I've done it once and I'm pretty proud of my efforts. I would love to do it again, and again, and again...but we'll just have to see what the future holds, you and me both.

IRL I despise talking to people unless I already know them pretty well - and even then, I get sick of people pretty quickly. But luckily, this is the internet, where anonymity reigns supreme, and I have learned to enjoy interaction with my fellow users. I love to talk fandoms, theories and life, basically. If my tongue wasn't so slow and clumsy I could talk for hours about my infatuation with the Starks, random Harry Potter trivia and my NEVERENDING DISAPPIONTMENT with Blood of Olympus ( :( )

So again, welcome. Welcome to the madness that is my mind.


I am currently WATCHING/obsessed with (it's a long list but hey, I have a big heart):

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Arrow The Vampire Diaries (again, hmmmmm) Hannibal (for whatever reason I have yet to watch past the S2 finale) Hawaii Five-0 Teen Wolf Free! The Originals Star Wars: The Clone Wars Sherlock Doctor Who Game of Thrones The Flash Criminal Minds Prison Break (only up to S3) Gotham The Musketeers (

I am currently READING/obsessed with:

Percy Jackson & the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus (come rant to me anytime if you were as unhappy with the last book as I was) Game of Thrones (currently on second book) Ranger's Apprentice Harry Potter (it's not a book series, it's a lifestyle) The Lorien Legacies series

I also love (again, big heart, room enough for everything):

Attack on Titan (anime, yet to read manga despite never ending and persistent pestering from friends) Horrible Histories (FOREVER IN MY HEART) - playlist of some of my favourite songs/snippets from the first 4 series: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6kIZVda5DjV1NEyo3tzXbGXjYGq3RQfn Fullmetal Alchemist & FMA: Brotherhood Young Dracula The Avengers & other awesome superhero movies/characters The Gruen Transfer/Gruen Planet/etc LOTR Rugby League - GO THE MIGHTY MELBOURNE STORM! (oh, and the Queensland Maroons & Australian Kangaroos too) How To Train Your Dragon Tea Coldplay Wicked - the musical Cornelia Funke Dinosaurs. Dragons (They DO exist, they DO!) Star Wars (I'm trying to get into it) The Lion King - I've made it a personal goal to know the African part of the lyrics to "The Circle Of Life" by the end of the year. *revision of this: I did sing this on my friend's sing star at a sleepover recently and I knew all the words. SO PROUD. Disney in general - specifically the Lion King and Mulan (see my playlist of all my favourite Disney songs as well as a few from other random animated movies: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6kIZVda5DjWyIQAO8JsxzD7rWxJzaUVZ)
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Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Snapshots by Blissaster reviews
Moments in Damian's life as he got to know Dickie, and came to love him. Even if he would never admit it. T for language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,253 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Emo 'ole Make loa by Cokie316 reviews
The unthinkable has happened.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,280 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Steve M., Max B. - Complete
Sotto copertura by LoveAnimeForever reviews
COMPLETE - Don x Danny - Another murder, another case, but there's a catch for Don and Danny... "We need you two to go undercover. For our case. As a couple." "You're joking, right?" "Sadly, no."
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Don F., Danny M. - Complete
Final Sacrifice by morgana07 reviews
A sort of AU story set after Dead man's Blood in a version of what might've happened once John learned about Sam's visions. Hurt!Sammy/ Angsty/Protective!Dean/ Angst!Over-reactive John. NOT a deathfic really…trust me.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Alive reviews
"Mom. Hey, I'm alive." Alive. One word that means so much. For Sally Jackson, a woman who has been living on autopilot for the last few months, these were the words that brought her back to life. {Just something I needed after reading the Mark of Athena and hearing basically nothing about Percy's family back in New York. This is for you Sally and Paul :)}
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sally J., Paul B., Percy J. - Complete