My name is Dylynpool. I write fanfiction about Deadpool.

My first story is coming soon.

-Knowing this guy's past, expect to see it December 22nd, 2012.-

You know that the Mayans didn't believe in leap years, right? So the world ended months ago, according to them.

-Harold Camping was right!-

Shh. I can hear distant sounds of violent trolls. They approach quickly from the wastelands of the north. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. Yo husband can probably handle the trolls.

-Hold on, does that mean that the readers are bisexual polygamists?-

You might want to rephrase that, Dylynpool.

The both of you need to be silenced!

-Then take your medication.-

NEVER.

-I think he likes us.-

Hold on...I don't see any trolls.

-Face the facts, Dylynpool. We are you.-

Wait, is he calling us trolls?