The battle for the United Republic is over, and Suyin is desperately pulling strings to get Baatar back to Zaofu, though he isn't ready to go home. Meanwhile, a lonely Kuvira awaits her trial from her cell. Without her fiancé, her military, and her Earth Empire supporters, an ironclad legal defense is her only hope of release. Baavira. **COMPLETED 4/12/15**

With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.

Rhys and Gaige were pretty alike. Metal arms, both technical geniuses, and a lot of other things. So it's only natural they'd be friends. How will that turn out?

Re-posted: An eternal battle between good and evil draws Captain Picard into a dark world from which he may not escape.

AU after Death in Heaven. The Doctor refused to kill the Mistress and now all three are stuck in an uneasy truce as they travel between universes in the search for Gallifrey. As Clara mourns, the Doctor and Missy begin a new game. Can Clara avoid being sucked into this millennia-old battle, and what surprises lie in wait if she fails? Twissy/Whouffaldi/Missfle/Twisswald.

"You deserve to be alone." Dirk had dared too much, had wanted a friend so badly. But Dirk Gently does not have friends. He cannot make friends. If he had his doubts before, there's always the voice in his head to remind him. Tag episode 1x08, the season finale.

The Doctor is back in the TARDIS with a new companion and all of time and space at his fingertips. Elsewhere in the universe, two familiar faces are having the time of their lives as they delay the inevitable. But on Gallifrey, the Cloister bells have started ringing again as the true prophecy of The Hybrid begins to take hold. Twelve/Clara.

Clara stopped missing the touches, stopped smarting from his flinches when they would accidentally brush up against each other or bump arms. She stopped wondering what had changed so much inside him that had made her physically repulsive to him now. Then one night she agreed to a set-up on a blind date. Sequel to Hold Onto Me.

Two years after killing Red John, Jane comes back to find out that Lisbon has been in prison, convicted for helping him commit murder. What happened to Lisbon while in prison? Can Jane find a way to fix the rift between them after all of this? Jisbon

An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.

Helios is where he belonged. Running Hyperion is what he deserved. Sitting behind a computer is what he was good at. That was over now. Being a company man was over. Now it was time to be a survivor.

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

Clara get the Doctor a new phone. Series of texts between the pair. In linear order, for now. Post: Last Christmas

Series of Whouffaldi one-shots with variable length and themes. Can go from K to M. Everything from fluff to angst to whump and etc. I gladly accept prompts (via review or Tumblr). Enjoy, R&R :)

Rhys and Vaughn have finally returned to Helios to claim the status they deserve. Finally walking in his idol's footsteps, Rhys is now the new CEO of Hyperion. But, not too long after returning, Rhys starts to notice the lack of holographic Handsome Jack, actually he's gone all together... But, who could take this promotion from him now? Certainly not the former, dead, CEO.

Now that Jack's got his body back, he's gotta figure out what to do about his surprisingly tolerable ex-brain-roommate... / Rhys/Jack with lots and lots of tension.

After five years imprisoned, with no company besides her own thoughts and visits from the Avatar, Kuvira has been released at Korra's behest and despite vehement opposition from many of Korra's loved ones. Will alternate between Korra and Kuvira as they traverse the world they created in the aftermath of the Battle for Republic City and Kuvira struggles towards redemption.

"I was being nice coming to you and presenting this idea as an option but the fact is, it isn't. This is what will happen. I am done fighting people like you and the Earth Queen. I'm taking Kuvira." Korra changes Kuvira's fate by walking her into the spirit world with Asami by her side but what she didn't expect was for their lives to change with it.

This is Q trying out what you mortals call fanfiction. You can like it or not. It's not like I care.

Kuvira's time in prison following the events of the season 4 finale; Kuvira sinks into depression over the horrors she committed, and with all her former adopted family against her, Korra is the only one who can see Kuvira for who she really is and is willing to help her rise up again. (post-finale/Korvira)

Handsome Jack gets easily bored, and is used to getting his way. You can imagine how being restricted to Rhys' head could cause all sorts of problems for the both of them, when Jack's personality collides with Rhys'. What Jack wants Jack gets. And he's set on making that abundantly clear to Rhys. This is story is HandsomeJack/Rhys

When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.

You wake up. Q is on your sofa. That's all I'm saying... Disclaimer: Star Trek, nor the wonderful, enigmatic Q are mine.

Lisbon calls Jane to help her with a serial killer in Los Angeles that reunites them. As Jane struggles to put aside his scars that destroyed his relationship with Lisbon, a twist in the case exposes them once more as an old villain returns. Jisbon

In the aftermath of her fight with Zaheer, Korra is a broken shell of the powerful woman she once was and must reevaluate her life, and what is important in it. The emotional strain being at Korra's side has started to get to Asami and prompts her to be open to a new experience. Both learn new things about themselves and each other on their journey To Be Whole

The 11th Doctor receives a stark warning from his much darker 12th incarnation that shakes him to his core leading him to alter his own future and forever changes his relationship with Clara. Will it be enough to save him from becoming the monster he fears or is this the very thing that will doom him? [AU S7.15 TTOTD & S8 (spoilers); eventual Whouffaldi; pos Valeyard; dark themes].

Megamind is caught by Roxanne and Bernard in the museum, and the resulting fallout ends up leading to an explosion, swarming brain bots, confessions, witty banter, delighted evil plotting, and three cups of hot coffee.

After a row with Danny, Clara makes the Doctor play Never Have I Ever with her. But she quickly learns the Doctor doesn't play fair, and he may have a VERY different goal than getting her drunk. Things spiral out of control until neither knows who's telling the truth - and who's just trying to win at any cost.

Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.

The hour has struck and it's Twelve's turn to take the TARDIS out for a spin. This new face is struggling to be the man he once was, luckily Clara is on hand and there's an army of old faces to help guide him back to the man we know and love. (Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or it's Characters, just borrowing them). Rated M for later chapters.

A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."

AU. The Doctor, recently promoted to CEO after the early passing of John Smith, enters his new job with short-lived surety. And then he meets the COO, Clara Oswald, who's just as determined to show the Doctor who's really in charge as she is to show him he'll never live up to his predecessor. Unfortunately for them, control doesn't exist in matters of the heart.

Jane and Lisbon are in court battle...against each other. As the fighting turns ugly they bring out the worst dirty laundry they have, and the team gets divided and drawn into the mix. It'll be hard for them to forget what was said, if it is even possible

He wasn't sure what was worse, knowing what state she was likely to be in when they finally found her, or knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything that had happened to her was completely his fault.

Clara stood frozen, reeling from too many emotions to even name. All she could do was stare. "Doctor?" She approached him slowly, carefully. "What's happened to you?" She swallowed against the grief that threatened to cloud her voice. "Why are you acting like this?"

Jean-Luc Picard was a very dishonest man, in a lot of ways that not a lot of people cared about. [Qcard.]

It shouldn't have been a surprise when her slightly hysterical giggle turned into a sob. Shocked, Lisbon threw off her gloves and pressed a hand to her face. She was being ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. It wasn't like they were fighting. Restraints-verse.

"For twenty-seven minutes today, I lived with your death. And I spent every one of those minutes hating myself for all the things I never told you, things I was too afraid to face."

NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!

From the day they met, Q and Picard have pulled and repelled each other like spinning magnets. As far as Picard's concerned, their interactions have been tense, too many, and better off forgotten. But as Picard shows signs of aging, Q begins to hope that they might have something more.

-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-

Co written by SteeleSimz: When another Red John case happens Lisbon worries over Jane's obsession, a thoughtless pronouncement leads to surprising results. And Jane realizes that his worst nightmare barely scratched the surface of the terror Red John can unleash. Jisbon.

The anti deus ex machina remix of Deja Q. What if the Continuum hadn't interceded after Q's selfless act? Ensemble cast, features thus far Picard, Troi, Wesley, LaForge, Data, and of course Q.

"Because I didn't tell anyone," Jane interrupted. "So you say," Lisbon agreed. "And let's say I agree with you, which I do by the way. But then, what other alternative is there, besides assuming that Red John actually is psychic?" It's a problem that Lisbon can't let go. There must be an answer. And after obsesing for hours, she thinks she might have actualy found one. Post 5.22

"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon

Co author Tinuviel Undomiel: When tragedy strikes Jane and Lisbon find their roles are reversed. Lisbon is now the one who is shattered and Jane has to attempt to pick up the pieces. Jisbon. Warning: Violence and Graphic Imagery

Now complete -"Unaccountably nervous, he took a deep, steadying breath, fingers wrapped around the steering wheel still. This was silly - he was going to be with Lisbon, for God's sake. It wasn't really a date - they were just two lonely people who were going to be slightly less alone tonight." Jane/Lisbon

Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon

Jane plus Lisbon plus strange mind/libido-altering substance alien-in-origin or not . That's pretty much it, really. Written for a trope meme at the request of spyglass and 13oct.

Six months after Red John's death, Lisbon and Jane are sent to Oregon to consult on a case involving a copy cat serial killer. While there, they share a house. Jane decides he wants to make the arrangement permanent and does his best to make it happen. Writen for hetbigbang.

The cores were once human and their last days were not pleasant ones.

After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.

The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)

Q visits Captain Picard's quarters at night and makes him an offer he can't refuse. INTENSE Q/P pairing.

"I understand how it feels to want revenge so badly that it physically aches inside. I killed him, Jane. I killed him for you." Very angsty. No copyright infringement intended.

Lisbon's tragic suicide attempt leaves her in a coma, and the team is on the edge. If she wakes, what will she be able to tell furious Jane about why she did it? No copyright infringement intended. Rated T for talk of suicide.

Wheatley struggles with distinguishing the testing itch from the human itch. Chell lends a hand.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

After a case involving obscure hobbies, Jane decides to bring back the long lost art of letter-writing. In spite of his best efforts, he only manages to secure a single correspondant.

Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Kinkmeme prompt: In one universe, Erik left Charles. In another, he stayed. So what happens when the two Eriks get switched? "At first, Erik thinks he's dreaming. Then he realizes that this is Charles. Who is not paralyzed. And KISSING him."

Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.

When you try so hard and you don't succeed, when you get what you want but not what you need...I will try to fix you. What if Megamind had actually been injured by Titan? A darker retelling of the end of the movie.

Sequel to Fix You, takes place after those events. In which Roxanne has her doubts, Minion makes a friend, Mets has to deal with some things, and Megamind is a complete wreck. Part two of two, ends on a cliffhanger - sorry folks!

You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.

Charles pays a visit to their closest neighboring town, Haven. A place where mutant powers are suppressed by a kind of natural shielding. Curious as to how something like this can exist, Charles starts digging into the past. Shifter 'verse AU!

A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.

How to woo a woman as stubborn as Teresa Lisbon once you finally manage to admit to yourself that you want to? Simple. Make her think she's the one doing the wooing. Written for hetbigbang.

When Jane doesn't fare too well in the aftermath of Red John's death, Lisbon must decide whether or not to help him. Jane/Lisbon

My commentary on the fanfiction we all love to hate, My Immortal! Have fun reading, my little goffik preps.

Charles overdoes it, really overdoes it, while using Cerebro. Erik wonders just how much survival instinct the other man really has... Part 3 in the Shadowside series that started with Surrender to Hope, AU

Two Travellers series #2. The Doctor wants to figure out the mystery of a lost treasure. Jack wants to figure out the mystery of the Doctor. This is a sequel to "Consequences" but stands alone. Jack/Doctor. Warnings: sexual situations, temporary character death, and mention of past torture.

First Class timeline. It was a dark and stormy night. No, really. It was. And things go downhill from there. Canon!AU. For one reality the beach ended differently. In another things played out so wrong. CharlesxErik

Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.

This is the Google dubbed "Worst Fanfic Ever" I fixed spelling and grammar so it's actually English. Tells the story of goth Mary-Sue Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and how she utterly destroys canon by making it goth and emo.

It happened again. He lost his temper. Only-this time he went to far. Sometimes he forgets that the one he is playing around with is an omnipotent god-like being who could destroy with him a thought. Q/P plotless angsty-fluff. T for homosexual kissing.

When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.

My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.

What if Megamind hadn't been outed on his date with Roxanne? Ch 1. What if MM went w/ RR to her apartment after their date? Ch 2. What if MM decides Megamind has to "disappear" and he has to "become" Bernard. UPDATED.

Not related to the pro novel of the same name. Q answers questions about himself. Now complete, but a sequel will be posted.

When he caught sight of the blood smear, a small handprint that swept toward the door and still seemed to desperately cling to the frame in one last attempt to resist being taken, he inhaled a sudden, frenzied breath and called Cho.

"I don't like the taste of coffee." / "So?" / "Well, if you're going to be drinking it, I'm not going to be kissing you." Jane/Lisbon banter.

She's shocked by how easily their roles have been reversed and yet it doesn't stop the words from tumbling out. After Jane's abduction, Lisbon finds herself at a crossroads between the truth and the lie. Post 3.08. Jane/Lisbon.

The 7 Deadly Sins are said to be a plague on the human soul. For Jane and Lisbon, this may be the literal truth. UPDATED: LUST

Which is worse? Taking someone's life, or taking their reason for living? Jane's about to find out when Red John resurfaces again, with a proposition.

Season 2 finale tag Jane's lack of sleep is jeopardizing the unit, so Lisbon takes drastic action to keep him on her team. She drugs him and stays with him while he rests on the couch. But she is not prepared for his revealing nightmares.

Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.

A single choice can destroy a relationship. What do you do when life throws you back together with the one person you thought you'd never see again? Based loosely on Jane Austen's Persuasion, though the story stands on its own.

Q never got his powers back after Deja Q, and now has to adjust to having a human sexuality. But his understanding of human history leaves him terrified of admitting that he's in love with Picard. Unrequited Picard/Q, platonic Data and Q friendship.

How does a biological male have an identical twin sister, anyway? Written for LGBTFest. Charles is a transman. Scott and Hank are upset that he used to use telepathy to pass, and never told them. Emma thinks it's no big deal.

She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.

Collection of one shots and short stories prompted by a kink or a word. Rated for sexual content. Collaboration with Mr.PatrickLee. Chp1: Comfort.

Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?

Jane tries to manipulate Lisbon into confessing her feelings for him, using a variety of underhanded and overly-complicated techniques.

“I think it takes a special type of person, one with the kindest heart, to appreciate the beauty in the unlikeliest, most unattractive things.” Jane/Lisbon. Post: Flame Red.

Jane and Lisbon having "literary" discussions about various books and disagreeing about Jane's supposed resemblance to the heroes of said books.

Based on what Jane said to Lisbon in 'Rose-Coloured Glasses', when he summed up her personality so neatly.

Car troubles on the way home strand Jane and Lisbon in the middle of nowhere, and they must deal with their slowly increasing physical attraction to each other along with many interruptions along the way. Heed the rating, very M.

What if Jane had come home earlier on that fateful night? What might have happened? This is definitely an AU, so if you don't like that sort of thing, don't read it. COMPLETE!

What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff

Post-ep to 2.03, after Lisbon is nearly accused of murder. Prequel of sorts to Mutual Liberation, but you don't have to have read that one. Established Jane/Lisbon, mild angst.

Post-ep to the Jane-in-prison episode too lazy to look up the episode number . Lisbon and Jane have a much needed talk. Established Jane/Lisbon. Decidedly not fluffy.

After coming face to face with Red John, he caused her pain, he hit her, then hit her...she was nothing but everyones metaphoric human punching bag.

Lisbon has been stabbed, she comes staggering in to the CBI building, and finds Jane. How will he react? Will she survive? Please R&R, i'm feeling a bit sad... reviews cheer me up.

In the end, it comes down to a choice between Lisbon or Red John. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot

Q has come to tell Picard that he will no longer be testing humanity. Oddly enough, Picard finds that he would indeed miss Q if he never saw him again, but he'd rather not tell Q why. Picard/Q pairing. Some rude words but nothing explicit.

Jane comes up with a plan to get Lisbon to trust him. And he's not going to stop until it works. Sequel to Trust Issues. Friendship fic, and pure fluff.

After being shot, Lisbon is released from the hospital - under the condition that someone has to stay with her. Jane/Lisbon, Oneshot

Last week Picard snapped and humiliated Q in front of the bridge crew. Now Q is looking for payback. SLASH, darkfic, elements of noncon or dubcon, you take your pick. This is not my usual Picard or my usual Q. Be forewarned.

Three years ago, Q lost his powers as shown in the episode Deja Q , only in this story, he never got them back. Contains suicide attempts, violence. Further content warnings for Part IV in author's note on Part IV.

Various AU's. Most are related to TNG, so I've posted to this section, but there will be some TOS, some VOY, maybe others as well. Some AUs contain pairings with Picard, Janeway, and others, but nothing explicit.

Q accidentally almost kills Troi, and runs to Picard for help. QP, and fit to rot yer teeth, so be warned. Some healthy angst, too.

A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!

Five things that could have changed Magneto's life, if they had happened. Multiple short AU's.

Another alternate universe spinoff to "Only Human". Picard comes to visit Q on Starbase 56, and finds him suicidally depressed.

Spinoff of Only Human by Alara Rogers. Q, who lost his powers two years ago, is attacked by Starfleet Security. Hurt/comfort.

Magneto is kidnapped by a psycho who steals his body. Contains rape, violence. This is a serious work of fiction dealing with recovery from torture and identity transformation, not a wankfest.

Sacrifice and love stand out against the backdrop of a war that will change the entire galaxy and Picard forever, when a race from another universe invades the Alpha Quadrant. Part I of the Final Reckoning Trilogy.