What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

Everyone has a past and dark secrets. When Sakura finally escapes the hellhole of what should have been a home. With her interesting abilities, she gets caught stealing by some interesting men. How will things unfold? Modern AU with abilities and chakra. Minor GenmaxSakura. Mainly KakashixSakura Rated M for language/themes/sexual content. Not for the impatient readers lol.

When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

AU - In which one Bilbo Baggins finds himself married to Thorin, King Under the Mountain and everyone expects him to be happy about it. "The one who falls in love first is the one who loses."

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

-NEW CHAPTER 11/19/17- She's a simple and shy hacker working for the United States Marine...He's a silent ninja for one of the best operatives in the world. What happens when they meet? REVIEWS is LOVE, I'd appreciate it lots, thanks! Snake Eyes/OC

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.

Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

"She really is beautiful isn't she? Pink hair, emerald eyes...What do you think we should name her?" Her brows knitted together in a thoughtful pause. "Sakura. Haruno Sakura...May your new life in Iwa be a safer one, my darling." OOC Sakura; SasuSakuNaru

Hermione becomes friends with the quiet young man who shares her corner of the library. It changes things - right up to Avengers, Ragnarok and beyond. Starts pre-Thor during HP&PS and moves into AU versions of movie! and comic!Marvelverse.

Side-story to Sakura's Initiation: Classes in Tokyo U are never boring, considering how Sakura has at least one Akatsuki member in all her classes. Is it too late to transfer?

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Steve couldn't shake the feeling he had seen this loud, wheat blonde man before. And that there was an important reason why he should remember him.

Her dad warned her about talking to strange boys. She might've tuned out the part where he told her not to move in with them. Whoops. AU

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Steve Rogers has known his uncle Alfred Jones ever since he could remember. He was always there for him, even when no one else was.

MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./

Bones is grimly aware that Jim wouldn't survive two days without him. To prevent being posted on different ships, they get a marriage license. After T'Pring's death, how does Spock react to finding out his potential bond-mate is unavailable?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

They arrived at Lake-town. The secret door was opened, and Bilbo ventured into the lair of Smaug the Terrible. However, the hobbit ended up discovering something he had not quite anticipated. (Human Smaug X Bilbo)

Mycroft Holmes meets Harry Potter at the beginning of his career in British Government. The rest they say is history. Featuring androgynous and smart Harry. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.

'Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.' - Kahlil Gibran

They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.

Because if it was for her, he'll do the impossible. — Multiplechapters.

Howard Stark falls for Steve pre Project: "Rebirth" Various couples: Bucky/Johann, Howard/Steve, Peggy/Maria, C.Phillips/Erskine. Rated 'M' for explicit sex w/ all parties involved... Slash involved don't like don't read! Each Ch. is a different POV.

When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.

Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*

The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.

Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

Loki is what the Asgards would call an ice maiden, they are naturally much smaller than the traditional Jotun and by far the most fertile (and prettiest). Loki was born right at the end of the war and was given to Laufrey as his betrothed. Then Odin showed up, totally misread the scars and took Loki away. Warning for massive non-con, internal conflict, PTSD! from norsekink

She loved him first.

Smaug, the only skin-changer dragon, not satisfied with having taken his home and gold is now in search of the one thing that Thorin isn't willing to budge. Bilbo, on the other hand, will face the awesome responsibility of being the only one able to make vulnerable a dragon. But Bilbo discover that Smaug is not the only vulnerable to him.

23 year old Isabella is one of the most skilled in the U.S.M.C. But when she catches the unwanted attention of The Cobras, she soon finds herself fighting for her life and freedom as well as the rest of the world's. To make things even more complicated, sparks between her and a certain black clad ninja start to fly.

Bella has been raised a captive in the underground vampire world of designer blood. Her blood is featured in the most popular brand, LaGuerra. When she escapes, her biggest fan, Jasper Whitlock, puts out an acquisition contract for his favorite drink and starts on his own personal hunt, as she attempts to stay free of the vampire world and, in particular, Major Whitlock.

In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.

Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC

In a slightly gender-bent universe, Bonnabell Baggins finds unexpected courage and romance when a herd of dwarves whisks her away to the misty mountains. Technically BilboxThorin. Based on the movie.

Bruce Wayne is finished playing Dark Knight. Done. The Joker is MORE than displeased. Can the clown ensnare a falling bat? SLASH. Joker/Batman

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

Thorin had his throne, his nephews, his honour, and wealth beyond belief. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin's heart. On Hiatus

Valerie Smith is friends with Alexis and has always been fascinated by the sky, and is taking ballet lessons. But she finds a Mini-Con panel and everything to the point that it even changes her life in the process. Please Remember To Review.

Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

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Darcy freezes Loki and half the Avengers when they startle her. Humor ensues. Apparently, Loki has two very chaotic children...Random humor crack piece.

N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

[Past one-sided SasuSaku; eventual KakaSaku] Please, please, don't break her heart. Haruno Sakura was Mebuki's precious little girl, hers to protect, hers to love, so she hoped and she pleaded. Please, please, don't break her heart.

Ever wonder where the Joes get their toys? Well here's the answer; a not completely crazy weapon's expert with too much time on her hands. Snake Eyes X OC

A few scenes from Madara and Takashi's lives and the love they shared for each other. Natsume x Nyanko. One-shot. Fluff. OOCness.

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

Dreams come to Dwarves, guiding them to their mates. Thorin decidedly doesn't want his Dream, nor a mate. But some things are unavoidable. AU. Thorin/Bilbo.

The Dragneel's and Heartfillia's arrange a marriage between Natsu and Lucy since they were inside their Mother's stomach. Will they agree to it once they grow up? —COMPLETE.

Lucy lists 10 things she hates about Natsu. -NaLu

[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.

Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

"Enough!" I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. "Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit." I let my eyes harden. "Anyone who tries will answer to me."

"Well, Mr. Spock," The captain said, leaning in slightly. "It has come to my attention that today is a very special day for you."

Five times Jim found his Christmas present (and the one time he was allowed to open it). Alternatively, five times McCoy failed to hide Jim's Christmas present (and the one time he succeeded).

(At least) five times Spock was caught under the mistletoe, and once it was with the person he wanted. For ksadvent 2012.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

When John's forced off active duty due to a broken arm, Abe takes John with him to Bethmoora - the city of the elves.

Between the Shire and Erebor, there's home. And for Thorin, that home may come in the form of a shy little Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins. Post-film, movie-verse. Bagginshield. NOW COMPLETE.

'There are two kinds of sparks, the one that goes off with a hitch like a match, but it burns quickly. The other is the kind that needs time, but when the flame strikes... it's eternal.' Timothy Oliveira

After Bilbo saves Thorin from Azog's minion, they start to realize they're seeing each other in different ways than before. Noticing how the other looks in the moonlight, or how the wind plays with their hair. When Thorin decides to teach Bilbo how to sword fight, will things turn out for better or for worse? Thilbo Bagginshield story, don't like don't read.

By the time the company reaches Mirkwood, Thorin Oakenshield is going insane with the indecent thoughts of a certain hobbit that his mind keeps conjuring. He thinks he has a solution, but the plans of kings do not always go as expected, and hearts are difficult things to understand, especially when you don't know your own. Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

"His eyes gave away his answer mere seconds before Ulrich spurred his horse into a gallop and Edward's heart leapt to freedom as though driven by those same spurs. He took his lance and dove into the joust, full of joy and freedom such as he had not known since he was a bare slip of a boy." Edward saves William, and in so doing, saves himself, as well. (Ed/Will, Will/Joc, Ed/Joan)

The halls of Erebor were just as Thorin remembered—its beauty still marveled him as it did all those years ago, and yet something was different.

After giving Frodo the things he acquired during his quest to reclaim the lonely mountain from Smaug, Bilbo thinks about the things that happened during the quest. Specifically moments that occurred between Thorin and himself. Even though the memories are bittersweet, he cannot bring himself to stop remembering them. Thilbo/Baggenshield.

Hobbits believe that certain races were made by certain spirits, called Words. All of them were made by Big Words, but Hobbits? They were made by Small Words, of course. One-shot. No pairings.

Bilbo always considered himself a good, sensible hobbit. That is, until Thorin and his company showed up in Bag End.

Starts as a lemon and it becomes more than just that. the relationship between Snake Eyes and Avery, Oc, starts to form in the second chapter. Was originally just a Se/Oc lemon. Now turning into a story

Bilbo Baggins knew the braiding of hair and beards between dwarves was a loving gesture, whether family or lovers. Bilbo wants to try it out to see if a certain dwarf king returns his feelings. Thorin/Bilbo, very mild Fili/Kili. I apologise if anyone is OOC, first Hobbit fic. R&R, x.

He despised her. She could see that perfectly. So where did this new, strange behavior of his fit in? AU

Another fill for the kink meme! Bilbo rebuffs Thorin's advances not because he doesn't like the dwarf-he does very much! He's simply afraid of being taken by Thorin, as he is much larger in stature than the hobbit, and must also be in other ways. When Thorin finds this out, he shows Bilbo that there are other ways to take pleasure in each other. Criticism is welcome!

Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.

Jack doesn't know why he went down the hole. However, after finding the one who dwells there he knows what he wants to do.

It was almost infuriating, he wanted fear not whatever soft of attention it was that the winter spirit was trying to give him… Sequel to Alone, friendshippy Black Ice (Jack Frost/Pitch)

And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!

Bilbo sees a change in Thorin's behaviour, yet is weary and confused; Why does Thorin treat him differently? Thorin/Bilbo

After his defeat, Pitch never expects any of the Guardians to come see him. Why would they? But one does, and with a goal Pitch cannot comprehend: his redemption.

A short minifill to a prompt at the kinkmeme in which Bilbo becomes self-conscious of his body upon seeing Thorin's. Fluff ensues. This is the first time I've written fic in over seven years, so any comments and concrit are more than welcome! I rated this M just in case, but this is all fluff and no smut. I hope you guys enjoy!

Somewhere between The Misty Mountains and Mirkwood, Bilbo learns that hobbits and dwarves aren't as far apart in homely matters as he originally thought. Bilbo/Thorin friendship.

Jack was made to be Pitch's, The Man in the Moon had seen to it when he allowed the dark to caress the cold.

Bilbo arrives at the Grey Havens. One-shot, Bagginshield. I kept seeing this idea all over and realized it made me want to cry, so I wrote it.

Fili and Kili out Bilbo as a virgin embarrassing him in front of the other dwarves. One dwarf intends to rectify the situation. Thorin/Bilbo fluffiness, First Time. Written for a prompt on the LJ Hobbit Kink Meme.

Thorin attempts to court an unaware Bilbo.

Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.

Even the Guardians can't save every child. *Sandy Hook Elementary tribute*

Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.

This one is different.

"I am bes-tor tovu. Vag;u' a moth to a yai. Vu ras-tukh rivak shai. Such tash-tor is ri tor-yehat." And the exotic syllables filled his ears, swimming in his mind until the seemed to spill over into his blood, filling him up from the inside. Christmas advent, #3 Naughty or nice, Kirk/Spock. Language kink.

In which Jim seduces Spock with math.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

Steven Stone spent his entire life striving to meet his father's expectations, while maintaining his position as Champion and keeping his hobbies in his tact at the same time. What will happen to him when his path is crossed with a new lively trainer?

Following the destruction of Konoha, Sakura sends herself back in time to change things... But even the smallest changes can change history... Story under construction: Rating and pairings may change Sakuracentric

AU: Loki won at the end of the Thor movie, and he makes good on his threat to Thor to 'visit' Jane. Odin's still asleep. And I'm assuming the gold trident can also do mind control. Gets rather dark at points. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

He had been given a list of women to choose a life partner from and he had never expected to find her on that list. But there was her name staring back at him and he had no intention of letting this opportunity pass him by. NejixSakura One-shot. NaruxHina. Hinata might be a little OOC.

"You have terrible aim!" She yelled at him, throwing her arm out to indicate there was an already broken window next to the one they fell through. Hawkeye shrugged. "I was working with more weight than usual. Plus I was distracted." Darcy should have known by now that following Jane and her crazy theories could only lead to trouble. Slight AU. Clint/Darcy

Kirk gets Valentines from a mysterious and unlikely admirer. Kirk/Spock

Just after the Uchiha Massacre, a guilt-stricken Itachi wants to make Sasuke's life better. He meets a pink-haired little girl who seems to adore his little brother. He decides he can atone for his crimes by keeping her alive. ItaSakuSasu.

Sakura and Ino are new students in Konoha's high academy. They are desperately attempting to seduce two very hot Uchiha's, with Orochimaru, Jiraya and Kakashi as instructors watch out for the mayhem. AU: Itasaku

One night, Jane sees someone beckon to her to follow them into the forest in a way that she cannot refuse. Alternate Universe.

We all know the events of The Twilight Saga that brought Edward and Bella to their happily ever after, But this story is all about if Bella belonged to another Cullen. Follow Jasper as he fights for his mate, and his HEA. B/E at first. J/B in later chaps. Winner of Energize WIP Award for Most Promising Twilight Fan Fiction Non-Canon.

From the moment she was adopted by that silver-haired man, to the moment one of his five adopted sons said 'I love you', Sakura's life began spiraling downward.

Kirk forces himself into a confrontation with Spock. Being in the Vulcan's private room leads to desirably unexpected consequences. Can Kirk resist? Will Spock allow him to? M/M Slash

GaaSaku. Sequel to THE MONSTER WITHIN. When Gaara and Sakura reunite for the first time for almost 2 years after he raped her, this sets off a chain of events that will once again stir the demon within. Occasional dark themes. COMPLETE.

After the events of Avengers, Jane Foster feels alone, and somewhat disappointed after not seeing Thor. One night, she finds out that she's not alone, and discovers a frightening new prospect will be added to her life. Whether she likes it or not. Lokane.

Sometimes he had to learn to trust the words of his elders, even if they were from an alternate timeline. K/S.

Post Avengers. Whenever Loki shows up it means that Darcy's life is in flux. That doesn't mean she's unhappy to see him.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.

When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...

Alex hadn't seen the assassin in years, but Yassen was back now and he was determined to stay. Alex/Yassen.

Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"

Clare holds the secrets to Earth's end, but the Autobots are away and she's stuck at camp. To make matters worse, odd things begin to happen to her, sinister things. Sequel to Marked by the Spark. Rated M for language, violence and more sexual crap.

1ST RULE: You do not speak of pon farr. 2ND RULE: You DO NOT speak of pon farr. Crack, K/S slash

Republic City falls to the revolution, and the Avatar marries its leader. Darkfic; began as Amorra, metamorphosed into a counter-revolution fic. Noncon warning.

A crazy tale of crazy months. After all, it wasn't everyday a college student ended up sleeping with a highly trained secret agent sniper.

"Otousan? Romantic? PFFFF," Sousuke spat in disbelief. "You're as romantic as a hippo," added Kimiko dryly. "So Otouchan is a hippo?" Kenji quipped. Uchiha Sasuke smirked. It was about time his kids learned how he romanced their mother, Haruno Sakura.

Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.

Loki and Jane have been meeting each other at night near the sea after Jane has become addicted to his searing hot touch and kisses, finding herself falling for him. However, this night will be different when Thor arrives and Jane realizes what must be done. Set when Loki has the Tesseract.

The first time Jim Kirk ever meets a Vulcan, it's on the day of his mother's wedding ceremony. Spock/Kirk

Jim saved Spock from the pain of a broken bond but in some masochistic way Spock wanted it. But that didn't change the fact that all Spock did was blink and JIm was dead.

Sequel to "Overcoming Difficulties". The Argo II rescued Nico, but seeing how close he is with Percy makes Octavian wish they would have left him with Gaia. Octavian/Percy slash - Sequel "Sweetest Difficulties" is up!

Megatron is forced to come to terms with himself when the one human he loves--in his own twistedly dark and horrible way--begins to die. He has a choice to make: let her die or ask Prime and the Autobots for help. But will Prime help? Reviews are love! :D

He was there during Spock's last moments, clutching his First Officer's hand and failing to fight back tears. He can't be dead. He just can't. Kirk/Spock in later chapters, and rated for language, violence and death.

Sequel to Acadmy Mother! Jamie Kirk and Mr. Spock are now at odds. Between being estranged spouses, dealing with psychotic romulans, and jealousy can this pair make their way back to each other and save the Enterprise. Disclaimer: Don't own.

She didnt know what was going to happen when she was sent on a mission to retrieve two scrolls with her friends. But with the Akatsuki now on her trail for the scrolls, and a reunion with her teammate, what, exactly, can happen? SasuSaku

Kirk finally gets up the courage to ask Spock that all important question: "do you like me or what?" Spoiler alert: he does, and making out ensues. A teen!Kirk x teen!Spock HS AU. Now complete!

Jim feels pretty annoyed when he wakes up much earlier than usual. The feeling doesn't last when he finds out what he woke up for. Part two of the "Very" one-shot series. Slightly cracked, lots of K/S slash. Rated M for MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Jim gets hurt, and when watching him, Bones figures it out. Coarse language. Now updated to include lemon.

He couldn't imagine life without her…truly without her. No more soft smiles. No more secret gestures. No more letters that ended with 'love always.' He would be truly alone.

McCoy proposes to Kirk. On the bridge. In front of everyone. Kirk/McCoy slash.

Jim utilizes his off-duty shift to play chess with Spock-with a twist. Part one of the "Very" one-shot series. K/S, slightly cracked. Rated T for a touch of angst, language and snoggage.

5 people Jim said he loved and the one that loved him ash. Spirk.

Trust Kirk to get a little too involved in an espionage mission-and make Spock suffer through Lady Gaga lyrics in the process. K/S yumminess. Rated T for minor language, a lil' seduction, and a jealous Spock.

Spock notices something about his T'hy'la that he can't seem to grasp completely...

Kirk laments his predicament, the Ambassador instructs Jim on the finer points of Vulcan culture. Spock turns into a primal beast. Bones offers a bit of surprising advice and Sarek is amused even if he won't say so. All in all, par for the course.

Five times Spock and Jim got married accidentally and the one time where they truly meant it.

Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.

Clint's never felt like a sixteen year old boy with his first breathless, sweaty palmed crush. Until now. Thor/Avengers

ROTF-Her dreams had become strange lately. Her subconscious was trying to tell her something important, something beyond all comprehension. But she really didn't like the police car that was stalking her with the painted on saying "to punish and enslave."

K/S - Those shockingly blue eyes look down the empty corridor with an expression that McCoy can't define, but he is certain of one thing. This is no simple matter. Because that isn't lust on the Captain's face. It's something far more dangerous.

5 Times Jim Should Have Been Terrified And Wasn't and 1 Time Jim Was Terrified And Shouldn't Have Been.

During a rough period of his life, Greg Lestrade meets one man who makes it all better. Greg Lestrade/Harry Potter.SLASH.

When Nick Burkhardt word of another potential Ziegevolk, he and Monroe go undercover as a couple at a cozy bed and breakfast to investigate. But what they discover during a weekend spent there, neither could ever have predicted. Slash.

She is his captive, abducted from her home and made to share her prophetic dreams. As his spoil of war, she belongs to him, body and soul. But there are other—more sensual—ties that bind them, beginning with their meeting in dreams.

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki

One week to Christmas and Jim is trying to keep things civil with Spock, despite the fact that he keeps on being attacked by Ensigns with mistletoe. Spock's getting annoyed, and Jim once again misreads the situations. One-shot Merry Christms

AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.

It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

They were each gorgeous, animalistic nightmares in their own way. And it only took a night locked in an abandoned, supposedly haunted hotel for Sakura to figure out WHY. /Uchiha/Sakura, MultiSaku\ For StormDragon666's Contest.

AU/AH. The idea that she would ever pick Loki over Thor was absolutely ridiculous. -Loki/Jane.

With the Matoba clan lurking around, some ayakashi beg Natsume to help protect their princess by having him impersonate her during her wedding procession. It goes as well as you would expect. Matoba/Natsume, Yaoi

"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE

After Bucky dies, Captain America wants some company... *Implied Rogers/Bucky, Rogers/Stark* Also, yeah, the summary is lame.

"Have the mortals become deranged?"...Jane finds herself teaching the ins and outs of Halloween to Loki Laufeyson, and has a revelation concerning his nature in the process. Oneshot, Avenger-verse.

What if it was Hermione who found Draco in the bathroom in The Half-Blood Prince? "You're so... you're so pure. Kind. Ironic, isn't it? The mudblood is the pure one while the pureblood is the one who's dirty. Sick. Tainted." Dramione oneshot.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... A retelling of the classic tale, where evil isn't perhaps as wicked as at first it might appear, and secrets are the currency of the day. Rated M for eventual sexual relations and mentions of homosexuality

Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.

While teaching Steve how to woo Peggy Howard falls in love.

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

"If the car could smirk, it would have. She ordered him away. He was a free mech now, able to do as he pleased without the worry of a charge. And what he wanted was to protect her." Rated T for now. May go up. Barricade x O.C.

Bottom line: he knew his Spock, thus he knew, unequivocally, that Spock was sick and being rather shifty about it .

Everyone feels like their missing something. Even the Red Skull. A Red Skull/Captain America Slash fanfic.

Your world is falling apart and all you can do is watch. — Rayquaza/Latias, Latios/Latias.

When Denethor orders Faramir to seduce Eomer it highlights some cultural differences between Gondor and Rohan, and leads to a moment of self-discovery for Faramir.

He was ambitious. He was proud. And he was happy. Alfred F. Jones flew alongside the greatest aces in the world, escaping from the greatest perils of war victorious. Until he was shot down in Axis territory. World War II AU. AmeGer, EngCan.

Set years before the movie, Loki lost his Sigyn years ago, but what happens when he comes to collect the prize she had promised him in return for her freedom? Loki/OC

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

An assassin was hired to kill the Joe's best weapon designer and she succeeded. Now the Joe's have her, what will happen?

The hard relationship and love between Yassen and Alex and how Alex keeps fighting it. SLASH.

Pastor Kuchiki was supposedly a mean young coot. He never smiled, never laughed and he droned on for hours that five year old Sakura always fell asleep. But he always had a way to handle little kids – particularly on Easter. •AU / Easter oneshot•

The world is now a dark place and Hermione is no stranger to loss and pain. But when she's called for slave duty by the Malfoy family she'll discover there's more ways to be tortured than with a wand...could love just become the greatest torment? HG/DM. Warning: non-consensual sexual themes, abuse themes

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

*COMPLETE*Haldir/Éomer-Haldir awakens in Éomer a latent desire the horse lord never knew existed...Rated M for a few...moments-nothing graphic or explicit

Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.

Christiana is lady in waiting to Lady Jocelyn. She is young and looks younger, but she is clever determined and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is bold bad Count Adhemar.

Arthur and Saito enjoy a sunset and some sensual time together in Saito's luxury condo. Saito/Arthur. Rating for sensuality.

Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!

Just drabbles of what Matoba thinks about certain Natsume boy. One sided Matoba/Natsume. Slight spoiler of chapter 36.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

This is the beginning of Team Seven, when they first recieve their Sensei. This is the way the story would be told if their Sensei had paid a little more attention to the team's little Cherry Blossom... KakaXSaku

21-year old Alex Rider has been sleeping with one assassin for about a year when he finds that he actually has feelings for the man, so he goes to Tom Harris for advice and help. Warning acts of complete immaturity. M for language and suggestive behavior.

Who knew picking flowers could be so dangerous? Based of the tale of Hades and Persephone. Oneshot.

She didn't know that by breaking into the base for a surprise visit to her big brother would land her a job...

Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

In which Saito falls in love with Robert's brattiness, waits for forty years, and comes back and wins him with contracts and coffee. And George Bernard Shaw quotes. The last part is important. SaitoRobert.

It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.

There is more than what meets the eye behind those silver bangs and the sinister gleam of his glasses. Maybe that's why she fell for him. /KabutoxSakura\

A slashy rewriting of Moriarty's and Holmes' first meeting in "The Final Problem." Moriarty/Holmes. Rating for sensuality.

Who knew a gift Sapphire gave Ruby as a joke would have served him the start of most interesting birthday present ever? —Tensaishipping.

Natsume's Book of Friends / Because he has the ability to see spirits, Takashi Natsume is used to seeing strange things and having strange experiences on a regular basis. However, his strangest experience was with a not-quite ordinary man. Nato/Nats-Tanu/Nats-Mad/Nats - YAOI

In Which Yassen Pursues Alex Despite Her Protests And Alex Issues A Rather Unfortunate Challenge. ONESHOT fem!alex

Steven expected a normal day. "I want a piercing, a lip piercing." Ruby said plainly, his expression never faltering. So much for normal. —Tensaishipping.

Since it's taking so long to get the sequel to "One Timeless Chance" up and running I decided to put this up for those who are patiently waiting. Watch this space, the teasing hasn't even begun yet!

SWEET ONE-SHOT. His Queen was just taken away. Hades came to Olympus and blamed Eros for shooting only him with the love arrow, not Persephone. Leaving The King of The Underworld to rot with an unrequited love. But The God of Love didn't think so...

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

/PairingDrabbles. MainlySasuSaku\ 09: Either Sasuke had a sock fetish or he was just trying to annoy her. /SasuSaku\

The absent are the dead --- for they are cold, And ne'er can be what once we did behold; And they are changed, and cheerless, --- or if yet The unforgotten do not all forget. - Lord Byron. Complete. Challenge fic WINNER!

Snake Eyes gets his eyes on a soldier mopping the floors outside his room. He finds her interesting, but will she find him interesting too? Snake Eyes/OC. M-rating due to future content?

Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.

Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame

Humans possess a very curious psychological makeup; Barricade often finds himself fascinated.

It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

The knight, the prince, the lover. A man with so many sides, so many different faces to show the world. He had only one heart though and that would always belong to Kate.

Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.

For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku

AR/genderswap. Orsino/Cesario. Cesario and Sebastian are a pair of male twins. When Cesario as his female persona Viola becomes engaged to the Duke Orsino, he fears that the Duke will reject his true self.

Neji/Sakura. Admittedly, he was a man. And, admittedly, he had hormones. But that didn’t necessarily mean that their romance started because he accidentally touched her boob. For Itachi’s Only Love.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Sequel to Tongue Tied. Madeline O'Connell is finally getting the mess that is her life in order. But when an old Med-jai friend reenters her life, along with a cursed necklace and a young anthropologist, her life is once again turned upside down. Being revised.

After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]

Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!

Jonathan finds himself in a bit of a pickle.

Ardeth/Jonathan. The morning after the night before, Jonathan prevaricates and Ardeth attempts to understand.

"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.

EDITED. Barricade is alone now on Earth and Mikaela seems to be the only human to offer him friendship, while the others shun him out. She teaches him that there are more things sweeter than blood. Mikaela X Barricade.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura

A strange thing happens every few hundred years to all Silvan elves. Haldir is no exception. He feels it and cannot resist it. The urge to mate is strong when the stars align in just the right way.

“‘I know you don’t like me’ she says.” Sakura flinched at the venom rolling off his tongue, “How naïve of you, Medic, to say something so bold.” His lips moved closer to hers, “When really,” His voice was rasp, suducting in every form, "you have no idea."

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

They met at the exams. She was everything he wasn't. He wanted her love, he wanted her blood. He needed her then. Seven years later they meet again and this time Sabaku no Gaara has no intention of letting his mate go again.GARRA X SAKURA

Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.

She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!

Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!

Sakura never knew her teammates to get so worked up over something like a fortune cookie. SakuraTeam7

Neji finds a box.

Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

Sakura left Konoha to become stronger, but along the way she met someone she thought she would never see again, to add to the tension she finds out from an old woman claiming to be her grandma,and telling her that has her own kekki genkai. HakuxSaku

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

His face plate had been a wall between him and the world for millennia. It let him hide his emotions. Without it, he felt naked and exposed. Megatron would see everything... OptimusxMegatron SLASH

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy

Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?

SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.

A Hyuuga's attempts to court a Haruno. And no, I do not mean Hinata. *Abandoned*

An age old battle. A transcendence of time. A duel of intellect, power, and lust. Who will win this game of chance? Or better yet, who can leave this intrincate dance of danger unscathed? TRHG. Winner at Enchanted Grangers.

As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D

Pink is just like red only more innocent. She was perfect for them...AkatsukiSakura Series. One shots, drabbles, and challenges if you give them to me especialy X number themes, I like those

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

In 1942, in the midst of WWII, the Valar sent four Elves into Arda to investigate the mysterious disappearance of the Maiar. Their quest leads them to the center of the European conflict.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku

Maybe PG13, but not really. This is actually a collection of stories explaining the title. Should you have any ideas for a future chapter, please submit them in a review and I will gladly base a chapter on them. UPDATED!

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

When Adhemar seduces a drunken Kate, she flees from him. Chapter twenty-three uploaded: Kate and Adhemar go home. Complete

The daughter of a respected teacher, an arrogant March Warden infatuated with her, and a Lorien elleth insistent on getting what she wants.