A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK

Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Mr. Alfred F. Jones is the pilot-turned-domestic gym teacher at the Academy. Arthur Kirkland is one of his many students. Sometimes, lust gets the best of everyone, but the power of attraction is not the same as the power of love. RP with RipperJak.

-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.

WWII AU: Arthur is a gifted volunteer doctor. Alfred is a bomber pilot. Love strikes us pointblank, right between the eyes, in the most inconvenient of places. The battlefield is no exception. USUK. Yaoi.

Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Nekotalia!AU. Fincat's embarrassment over accidentally letting Swecat see him acting like a kitten prompts Swecat to reveal his own vulnerability to him in hopes of making progress in their relationship.

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

Long distance relationships can be a real pain sometimes.

Every morning Arthur goes to the ocean –to torture himself, to cleanse himself, he doesn't know. Whatever his reason, it's become routine. One day his routine is interrupted by a dorky blond fisherman with a strange offer. Warnings inside.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

The rain does things to him – releases hormones or heightens his senses, something – and before I knew it he was naked lying atop me with his lips slowly working over my own. I'm not complaining.

Young heir Alfred F. Jones' hedonistic way of life was threatened by the arrival of a traditional British butler in his household. Of course resentment quickly turned into infatuation when he found out that his new butler was drop dead gorgeous. USUK

Alfred tries to woe a customer with animals. Birthday fic for haro.

Gakuen AU: With their overprotective older brothers hovering over them constantly, Eirik and Michael do what they can to get a moment alone. Hong Kong/Iceland, R-18. Originally written for the kink meme.

Arthur is an accountant in an office. Alfred is their IT guy. This is the story of how two coworkers with mutual crushes turn into lovers. M for sex and language. Written for sweethearts week.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry

Arthur never expected to find anyone special in his life until he moved to Boston, and a cop named Alfred wound up in his ER with a gunshot wound. He also never expected to now have to remember about a certain holiday. For Vday Event - USUK

Alfred follows Arthur to work one day. Off-shot of Rainbow Veins. Written for usxuk's Sweethearts Week: Day 3

How do you get close to someone who is afraid of being too close? Written for usxuk's Sweettearts Week: Day 1

Another installment of my Hearts series. Hong Kong and Iceland get their turn! And one of them is being difficult.

America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme

De-anon from the kink meme. So what happens when you're the Student Council president, you're tired, and your gorgeous American boyfriend drops in to say hi? Why, you grab him and intercrural-sex him senseless against the wall, of course! Who cares if anyone can peek into your office at any moment and totally see the two of you going at it? UKUS. School AU. PWP.

"When I said I wanted a special relationship, I didn't mean Friends With Benefits. . ." Rated for sexual themes and language. England wants to get serious. USUK fluff. How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge you wanna go down?

America and England have intercrural sex in a hot tub in my usual style. Deanon from kink meme. Obviously M for UKUS smut. Ah, how easy summaries are for a smut writer.

Arthur might not hate summer as much as he used to anymore.

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop

AU; Suicidal Lovino Vargas makes a suicide pact online with equally suicidal Antonio. They meet, they get mistaken for a couple on a date, and Lovino begins to wonder not so much if he wants to kill himself, but if he wants Antonio to.

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

Sometimes, the Road of Life detours through the produce aisle. Where it goes from there is anyone's guess.

You can't give life a proper title, can you? AU, and school setting. Pairings: SuFin, Giripan, PruCan, KoreaxChina, SealandxLatvia, GerIta

Romano decides he never wants to fall in love. Heck, who would love him back anyway? But Spain, hearing Romano's plight, decides to help Romano find love! ...oh wait...

The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.

When Greece gave up giving Japan hints about his feelings and decided to tell him straight in the face…

Centuries of people being terrified at the sight of his face has proven harmful to Sweden's self-esteem. It's up to Finland to reassure him that he's wonderful the way he is.

Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.

Roderich and Gilbert are called in to discuss little Ludwig's progress in school. Prussia/Austria AU, established relationship.

Pre-relationship. Sweden finds Finland alone and in tears and offers him a shoulder to cry on, and a warm embrace to take comfort in. Gakuen!AU.

He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.

A KoIzu falling in love story, and not much else. Contains lemon.

You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!

Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs

Arthur feels young when Alfred is near. Written for friend online.

I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan

After Arthur's beloved cat gets stuck in a tree, who comes to the rescue but Alfred F. Jones! Whilst the two are complete strangers, they connect in a way that they have never felt before, and slowly fall in love. AU, USUK.

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

Kiku's routine third-wheel role to Alfred and Arthur during a visit to a bar takes an unexpected turn when he meets a man who seems to be interested in him and who Kiku finds himself inexorably drawn to in return. Greece/Japan with various side pairings.

Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

When Canada isn't positive that Prussia's feelings are true, he decides to confront him about it.

It's rainy season, and it's wise to bring an umbrella to school. Too bad for Iceand that his evil brother Norway and Norways stupid boyfriend Denmark likes to steal his umbrella. On the bright side, he get's a new friend called Hong Kong... HKxIce, DenNor

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Alfred used to be the "fat" kid, and it's made him incredibly self-conscious. When he's made a spectacle of at a party, Arthur comes at his defense and teaches him that he shouldn't be so insecure, especially around him, not when they love each other so

After an argument with his brother, Canada takes to the streets of Germany, only to get lost. Luckily, he finds his good friend, Prussia. But when beer comes along, Canada isn't positive he made a smart choice. Maybe Prussia will change his mind?

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

Alfred F Jones lives an ordinary life with his twin, trying to find a job while looking after the house for their parents. But all that gets chucked out the window when he has to go and be all heroic and rescue the guy who passed out in the rain. USUK AU

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Tino's been stuck in a rut from so much work lately, and doing chores doesn't seem to help him. However, when doing laundry one day, he and Berwald suddenly find the washing machine to be very, very exciting... yaoi/one-shot/human names.

England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

Iruka accidently spills a personal secret. How will Kakashi react?

How could a nice little bubble bath end up so dirty? Rated M for reasons.

Arthur loves Alfred. He needs help and he tries to get it from his good friend, Kiku. What happens when he makes a mistake and accidentally ends up confessing to Alfred? High School AU, shameless shout-outs to my other OTPs, especially PruCan.

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven was on Earth. Fourshot of four couples. 4. Italy lives for now, then, and forever, always with the same smile.

If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin

Not all bondage is rough and hardcore, as Japan learns when he allows Greece to be the one in charge for once. It can be teasing, it can be softcore, and it can even be sweet. Greece/Japan aka Giripan.

Italy suggests an annual trip to the beach since everyone has been getting along so nicely, but the day might just end in disaster for Alfred and Arthur. USUK fluff.

We don't see ourselves as beautiful, and that's fine - as long as there's another to see it for us.

Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.

USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.

Title: As I Tried To Tell His Dad It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing. Summary: 'Been thinking about this all day,' James confessed now as Teddy mouthed a damp trail along his jaw. 'Can't concentrate properly at work for thinking about it.'

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

Valentine's Day never bothered Arthur, nor did he let his one-sided feelings get the better of him. Thing is, he just got a bouquet of flowers from a mysterious source and SOMEHOW ends up going to his would-be beau's hockey game. Hmm. Weird.

Matthew was at another meeting, being ignored AGAIN! No one noticed anything he said! No matter what it was! "I could do anything right now and get off scott free, right?" Once again ingored. "I could wank off and no one would care!" /PruCan smut Rated M/

"You are perfect to me." A chance encounter in the rain brings two lonely souls together.

You know what they say about love...that it's the most frustrating, sweat-inducing, nerve-wracking feeling you'll ever have. But there's kissing I guess so that makes it all worthwhile. USUK, Part of the Persistence AU

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

Sometimes you just have to say it. High school AU, drabble.

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

Sweden realizes just how scary he has been appearing to Finland all this time and tries his best to mend it. After all, love from his darling wife is all he wants! SuFin

Denmark and Norway have a lazy afternoon to themselves and Denmark is in a cuddly mood. Harmless fluff.

They grew up to be lovers. — US/UK/US. For SuzumeChiyu! Happy New Year!

Snapshots of Germany and Italy's married life with their children Chibitalia and HRE. Just some innocent fluff written for the GerIta secret Santa exchange on LJ.

X-Mas One shot. Kakashi has decided that Team 7 needs to learn about forgein customs and has them all over at Iruka's to celebrate Christmas. NAruto loves everything about the holiday, save for one little tradition. SasuNaru Will be edited 26th Decembr

Denying his first time with Greece so, Japan's fantasies about his friend and what actually happened that night start to melt together. Realizing he really does love Greece, Japan decides he wants those memories back. Giripan, human & country names, yaoi.

Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.

There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.

When Naruto is rejected by Sakura again and is very depressed, his friends come up with a way to cheer him up. Set him up with a girl on the internet, of course. Though will it work even if the girl is Sasuke? NaruSasu with mentions of others

Iruka trips over a wounded Kakashi one day and ends up being forced to be his hospital buddy. He forgets that hospital buddies are essentially dating couples in the shinobi world. Too bad no one else forgot that little fact. crack! with little fluff

PrussiaxAustria, domestic fluff oneshots.

The fourth installment of my "Hearts" series. Canada and Prussia's turn! Human names used

The third installment in my "Hearts" series. Finland and Sweden get their turn!

A companion fic to "Hearts" This time, it's Spain and Romano's turn. Rated for Romano's mouth. human names used.

It's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisen

Happy NaruSasu Day! Just a quick drabble with sick!Sasuke and worried!Naruto because it's just so cliché it's fun.

Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.

Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.

Matthew gets assigned to be Gilbert's French tutor by their teacher. How will this end? Real names used. PruCan

AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk

Japan confesses to a sleeping Greece. Greece/Japan.

Japan decided to visit his friend Greece. All is fine except when Greece notices how Japan rubs his cat; can I say, he was jealous? Giripan, real fluffy, that's all.

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Just some drabbles, mostly SasuNaru centric, on a wide variety of topics. SasuNaru

An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.

AU: Matthew is desperately looking for someone who can understand his miserable situation and maybe give him some advice. However, what he finds instead isn't all that unsatisfying. PruCan

They can't help but pick up their pens and write each other every once in a while. — US/UK

Tino is sick. Totally and desperately lovesick. Only he didn't know it. And neither did Berwald. SuFin Fluff. Rated T to be safe.

Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Turkey has been dominating Japan's attention, and Greece is viciously jealous. He will admit it, and he will play the part of Theseus so that this does not become a tragedy. For Canada-chan.

In which Alfred watches Arthur sleeping away a lazy Wednesday afternoon, idly musing and thinking his affection one-sided. It isn't. Gentle, breathy USUK fluff.

Naruto doesn't care that Sasuke never says his name during sex. What Naruto says is enough for both of them. Everything's implicit, tacit, there's no need for both of them to say it.

Another World Cup Spamano fic! Spain comes home and finds himself with a handful of a vary irate Italian. Romano is hiding something and Spain has to find out what

TWOSHOT Valentines/White day fluff of the Kaka/Iru kind. Part One: Iruka is on a mission in Iwa, and why has the copy nin suddenly turned up? Part Two: Kakashi has a visitor late at night and what does this mean for the two teachers?

'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.

When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?

With airplanes comes a slew of emotions: hate, anger, frusteration, apathy, anticipation, excitement, sadness, renewal. Thankfully, included in that litany is love.

Tonight is an out-of-character night, when we are not ourselves, just so we can show a side of ourselves we keep private. Or actually, Denmark pretends to have a more matured libido and Norway likes him more for it. Den/Nor

Romano comes to the shocking realisation that people actually think that Spain is attractive. Romano/ Spain .

Tino Väinämöinen, a Finnish interior designer stumbles into a guy saving an injured dog on one fine morning,and...read and find out the rest!

Prussia's entire history is written on his body, and Canada is determined to get to know it. This sort of knowledge, however, doesn't come without a price.

Kakashi Kisses Iruka and Iruka doesn't want to lose a friendship. KakaIru! A birthday fic for Iruka!

Surprisingly enough, Gilbert had to put up with people complaining about Matthew's wardrobe quite a lot. It didn't matter to him, so long as at the end of the day...

Alfred & Arthur venture off to the park depsite many protests from Arthur who would rather spend his time reading. More fluff. And a public kiss! Oh my...

AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.

The bottom line was that the rain had not stopped, the air had gotten damp, and his hair had gotten massively, unmanageably curly.

Inspired by the line in one of Alanis Morisette’s songs: ‘would she go down on you in a theater?’. Yeah, that’s the summary.

Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff

Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.

High school AU. Various oneshots with various pairings. So much love, so little time!

Berwald nodded in reply and wrapping arms around the Fin’s waist then placing his chin on the top of his head, “M’kay.” No other words needed to be exchanged; the atmosphere was filled with emotion that could clearly be read. The barrier had been broken.

Who is the one who leaves a red rose in front outside Iruka's front door every morning?

AU, young Arthur didn't get any Valentines. US/UK

Sasuke and Naruto grew up together in the Japanese countryside, but found themselves going their separate ways after high school. A story about rediscovering the art of living and figuring out what means the most to you. SasuNaru

Arthur Kirkland never believed that the love they shared was possible. PruCan oneshot ficlet

Sometimes the best confessions are the ones that just slip out.

Matthew has always been fascinated by Francis' hands. And only wishes that his were the same as his guardian's. Fluffy oneshot. Franada. Enjoy!

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

Sasuke is an elf that loses a bet against Santa, so he now has to deliver all the presents. Upon stopping at the orphanage he meets a unique blonde boy that only seems to baffle the raven beyond belief. Yaoi, SasuNaru, Lemon. Enjoy!

AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.

Originally written for the Kink Meme: Finland and Sweden get into a long overdue fight that results in fluff. SuFin

Little Naruto has but one goal when his class goes to Church, and you can bet it doesn't have a thing to do with Religion. Gift for Michelerene. SasuNaru chibi WAFF, some mentioning of religious themes but they are not the focus.

The note was rather simple and Naruto didn’t even turn to see what the words had done to Sasuke. Had he, perhaps he wouldn’t have been so caught off guard later on. NaruSasuNaru PWP For Jelp

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan

There were many reasons why they shouldn't be together, and not enough that they should be. It's a funny word, consensual. Spain/teen!Romano

It seemed like a normal night for Sasuke. After refusing Sakura, Sasuke wants nothing but to go home. So when fate places a boxer-clad past on his doorstep,can he escape the love confession he tried to forget? NARUSASU. Lemon one shot, reviews are nice

‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’

AU. And then Tino laughed. Because there he'd been, moaning and complaining that no one ever listened to him, while Berwald was right there. Listening to him. SwedenxFinland.

When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru

Sasuke and Naruto planned to be together since their childhood - will that last? SasuNaru, shameless fluff.

He almost had to laugh at the pair across the table from them, so clearly together but trying so hard to deny it. Then again, Germany thought as Italy nudged him, perhaps dealing with Italy just jaded him to constant affection. US/UK, Germany/Italy.

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. And so do marriage proposals. Main Spain/SItaly, with tidbits of US/UK, Germany/NItaly, Greece/Japan

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru

A question in school upsets Naruto. Thankfully, Sasuke is there to cheer him up. Light SasuNaru, FLUFF, one-shot

Su-san said he was his wife, and yet - there was no physical intimacy between the two. Finland/Sweden, fluff.

Because the lack of AntonioLovino fandom here saddens me greatly. Lovino goes to visit Antonio to complain about how frustrated he is with Feliciano... only the conversation ends up going much deeper than that.

Puberty is coursing through Matt's veins like a torrent. And the new boy, Mello, isn't making his troubles any easier. Matt x Mello. Shota. Canonish.

He still can't believe how much the brat has grown... Idiot, making him feel so conflicted. — US/UK.

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

SasuNaru, side InoSaku, NejiGaa. Sasuke goes to college interested only in getting his degree. How foolish.

Naruto and Sasuke were the best of friends. But then Naruto's family moved to Germany. After six years, they meet up once again. But Sasuke is horrified to find that Naruto has grown taller than him! Will this pose a threat to their relationship! NaruSasu

Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu

KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai

Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.

Kakashi likes to cuddle, Iruka likes to tease

Kakashi has something to tell Iruka but the chunin doesn't think he really wants to hear it.

Kakashi disturbs Iruka on his day off and wishes to have died a thousand deaths instead. Deserves M rating for its happy ending. XD

/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/

Sasuke doesn't like change. But after spending his entire summer with Uzumaki Naruto, he finds that change isn't so bad after all. SasuNaru.

Yuki thinks Shuichi is cheating on him. A little angsty a little fluffy a lot of Yuki's thoughts. ShuxYuki yaoi if you dont like then dont read. Rated for language

'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons

Yuki kicked Shuichi out of the house again, but this time it might really be the end. Yuki goes a little mad dan goes to get HIS shu back. Yaoi oneshot if you no likey then dont read otherwise R&R

Lately, I've been feeling so empty. And then Sakura-chan and Sasuke-teme are just so mean. "I know everyone in this village loathes me, but I thought you guys were my friends!" — Sasuke/Naruto.

Sasuke is forced to play murder in the dark on a camping trip he didn't even want to go on. Making-out ensues. NaruSasu, SasuNaru, one-shot.

It was Naptime in the Konoha Preschool and Sasuke and Naruto turned out to be the only ones without a blanket. There just so happened to be only one blanket left. Adorable SasuNaru and Evil Hinata-Chibi

Four years ago Sasuke let his job get in the way of Valentine's day. Now he lives with the consequences. SasuNaru AU

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.

What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.

Kakashi and Iruka are out on a mission where Kakashi is behaving like a total jerk. Then he blurts something out…something BIG. Oneshot. KakaIru.

Naruto tries to get all the guys together for some male bonding...Conversation evolves...And you can read the rest to find out!Includes: Everything from BOOBS, to GAY MEN, and FRUIT ANAOLOGIES. Comedy, Humor, and some Yaoi...

Iruka's first experience wih a lover and he doesn't know what to do.Disclaimer: No false claim.

Weird conversations lead to revealations...[KakaIru].

[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!

Fluffy Drabble. Iruka's got something on his mind.

In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu

*SasuNaru One-Shot* A simple, cute SasuNaru Christmas shot. Naruto is up to another lonely Christmas, but that's not what Sasuke wants. Beware of cliché and fluffiness. Merry Christmas!

Snow is falling, and one particular blond is without a winter coat. But does he really need one to be warm? Oneshot SasuNaru

The title says it all. Haha. Kakairu

After sex, Naruto feels it's his right to fondle Sasuke a bit...something Sasuke disagrees with.

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

YAOI GenRai Tradition states that giving a man underwearsocks means that you are attracted to him beyond the levels of friendship. Raidou is wondering how to give Genma his present with their friendship at stake.

slash. oneshot. KakaIru. Kakashi used to love his missions.

It's Christmas time in Konoha and Naruto's ready for it! ...Except... He doesn't quite know what to get a certain Uchiha.... [SasuNaru pairings]

Umino Iruka is baffled and befuddled that his live in lover Hatake Kakashi calls him so many different pet names.

Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru

A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon

It's Yuki's birthday and Shuichi finally thinks he got him the perfect gift, only he was very wrong.

Give him a simple Valentine... That's all Naruto wanted to do. But why is it so hard? SasuNaru! Oneshot. Rated T for mild language.

[SasuNaru] What does a kiss mean?

This year Christmas is a lot different than planned, but whether that is a good or a bad thing, Iruka still had to decide. For nobody should be alone on Christmas Eve. written for the Iruka club on DA ONESHOT

Lives are altered and shattered in the wake of Sound's attack on Konoha. Sometimes, a relationship isn't all happy smiles and kisses. Genma and Raidou learn this the hard way.

Some New Years resolutions are easy to achieve, you just have to be brave enough to try it. [SasuNaru]

Kakairu sasunaru: Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi and Iruka celebrate Christmas together at Iruka's house. It's just a sweet little story I wrote my first fanfict! Fluffy Shounenai: [KAKAIRU]and suggested [SASUNARU]. Enjoy!

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.

Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

Seven year old Kakashi's tired and on his way home from a mission when he comes across a lost toddler in the forest. Can three year old Iruka get the better of the future Copy Nin and his sensei, the future Yondaime?

Throughout their lives, Genma and Raidou have been together through thick and thin. Each leans upon the other in their time of need and is ready to catch the other should they stumble along the path of their lives. GenFic

A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE

[Complete] On a dark, cold night, two broken souls find their way to each other, helped by drink and a little fate...GaaraxNeji [Warning: Sex, Yaoi]

Yuki has a cold and won't kiss Shuichi. But when he becomes too sick to take care of himself, his lover wants to do something extra special to make him feel better. Fun oneshot, yaoi.

YAOI GenRai A misunderstanding leads Raidou to avoid Genma, do serious workout and go on a crashdiet. Insecurities are revealed and things will just never be the same again ... right?

Yuki loves to make Shuichi frown. It makes it that much more worth making him smile. Valentine's fic!

Iruka needs the confidence to tell Kakashi how he feels. Shounen-ai, KakaIru. He did it, now what? COMPLETE!

Scenes from Kakashi's life on how he fell in love. [KakaIru]

Kakashi brings Iruka news of the First Trial in the chuunin exams.

Kakashi invites Iruka out for ramen... and sake.

Sometimes Yuki just wants to get away from it all... this is not one of those times. Shounenai YxS. 1s.

Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]

[complete] Set after chpt 19 of 'I think I better leave right now': After Sasuke falls, what will become of Naruto? Will he stay around to pick up the pieces, or has his heart already been shattered beyond repair? SasuNaru - for all the romantics!

Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.

Shuuichi is bad in bed....