Mylifeisajokehide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Pokémon. Yo. My life is a Joke, and as a result I write (pretty bad) fan fiction about some of my favourite books, anime and games. So hopefully some of the people out there that are reading this were lead here by my stories and for some reason actually like the shit I write. I plan on writing a range of fics for a bunch of different shows in the future, and hopefully I can make each one better than the last and actually become a half decent writer from it. |
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The Blue Spirit by silentplayermc03 reviews
A vision has been seen by Arceus: a world covered in darkness, corrupting both humans and Pokemon but there is hope as it also showed two heroes fighting against it. A plan is formed to prepare for war by entering an upcoming tournament to test their strength before it starts. Old & new friends meet, relationships are made & emotions run high. Rated M for violence/language/lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 917,692 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Mewtwo, Arceus, OC
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,731 - Follows: 17,827 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,300 - Follows: 12,520 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,554 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 8,668 - Follows: 9,089 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9221 - Favs: 10,616 - Follows: 9,489 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Animagus Mishap! SLOW UPDATES! by The Dark Dragen reviews
DEAD... BUT PLANNING TO REWRITE IT ONE DAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 271,281 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.]
Ash's Journey Through Hoenn (BEING REWRITTEN) by Knight of Kanto reviews
When he parts ways with Brock and Misty after his defeat in the Johto League, Ash has an epiphany that makes him realise what he has to do if he really wants to achieve his dream. Three months later he travels to Hoenn and starts taking his first steps on the path to be the Pokémon Master he has always dreamt of being. (REWRITE IN PROGRESS)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 253,213 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Working Sinnoh With Skill! by 0 Jordinio 0 reviews
Due to a surprising event, Ash Ketchum finds his plans to travel the Sinnoh Region abruptly changing before he ever even got on the boat. Either way, it wasn't going to stop him from becoming the best. The Battle Frontier had tested his resolve and fell before his might, the Sinnoh Region was the next stepping stone on his road to become the master. Re-uploaded.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 151,411 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] Mewtwo, Pikachu
Deus Ex Naruto by The BadAss Writer reviews
What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,323 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,178 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 75 - Words: 907,848 - Reviews: 6536 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
The Root of Darkness by Amorphis760 reviews
I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 246,626 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 4,872 - Follows: 5,347 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - OC
When One Ends by Souljah and a Gentleman reviews
About 5 years have passed since the gang saw Ash, he reappears out of the blue in his hometown of Pallet much to the surprise of everyone. Ash decides it's time for him to settle down and open a gym in Pallet. What new trials and tribulations await him?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 246,657 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,566 - Follows: 12,142 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 389,965 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 6,704 - Follows: 7,466 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
The True Child Of Chaos by nutsofthechest reviews
This isn't your normal chaos story, what if Percy was a natural born son of chaos and adopted by her brother Order? Percy is born on another planet but is forced to go to earth the day he was born. What will happen to him when he is here? Will he ever Rated M: badass fight scenes, lemons, and harem Percy/Hestia, Hera, Artemis, Piper, Zoë, Bianca, Diana#2, Khione, Chaos#2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 663,753 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
A Legend is Born by kevin1984 reviews
We Join Our hero on his first journey, with a surprise Pokemon travelling with him. Kanto region, some canon and some Au mixed in. Pairing Ash/Sabrina/Cynthia
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 181,032 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Ash and Dawn : The Unova Chapter by Tzhaa reviews
Dawn has parted ways with Ash and Brock, but with feelings left unsaid, how will it effect their next journey? With Ash's Aura awakening, and an apocalyptic disaster about to befall the Unova Region, they find themselves in the center of it all, and it will change their lives forever... Pearlshipping! Rated M for adult themes. Dark Epic. Sequel posted.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 307,404 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] - Complete
Northern Lights and Ocean Dreams by Undercityrezident reviews
After his loss at the Unova League, Ash rededicates himself to becoming a Pokemon Master by going on another journey to all the places he had once seen. However, traveling alone finally gets to him and finds repose in a relationship with Dawn. But when Misty re-enters his life, feelings resurface. How will he handle it? (AshxDawn, AshxMisty, AshxMistyxDawn). Lemons within.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 171,449 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 6,679 - Follows: 7,140 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Final Step to the Master Reloaded by MysticMew reviews
With the Sinnoh League just around the corner, Ash and Dawn need to make important decisions how to pursue their dreams further. Little do they know much more will be in store for them. Primarily Ash/Dawn more revealed later . Rating M just to be sure...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 344,130 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari, Mew, Leaf
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4372 - Favs: 9,565 - Follows: 8,154 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 6,164 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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A true master reviews
In a world where Pokephilia is encouraged and not frowned upon, follow Ash Ketchums journey to become a Pokemon master. Ash X harem made up of both humans and Pokemon. Lots of lemons, not much of a plot (No super secret and evil underground organisation trying to ruin Ash's day) and mainly just follows Ash and his pokemon's journey to become true Pokemon Masters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015
A masters journey reviews
Ash starts his journey to become a Pokemon master at the age of 14 rather than 10. What difference will 4 years of studying at Professor Oaks laboratory make when Ash sets out on his journey. And what will happen when Ash isn't so clueless about the opposite gender. AshXHarem, Powerful and Smart Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/14/2015
In the shadows reviews
Before anyone else can tell him, the Nine tails tells Naruto the reason the entire village hates him. And Naruto is not happy with the village or anyone in it. How will this affect the way Naruto turns out? And will Naruto get revenge on the village? Who can tell. Powerful, Dark Naruto and possible Harem. Rated M for violence, language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Naruto U.