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If you’re here it must be coz you wanna know things bout me; My name is Diana, I’m 14, I’m 5’6 I think of ipods like gifts send from heaven, I’m so random!! My friends are always telling me that, I love shopping, I could spend all the time you want me to, in the moll or in a boutique, as long as I can buy clothes/shoes/accessories I’m happy. Ehm.. lets see more things bout me, I swear a lot! I try not to, but I cant help it :D . I’m originally from Dallas but I’ve lived in mexico for the past 2 years, so my Spanish is really good, if you ever need a translation, or something, here I am.

I love: Twilight, Shopping, Music, reading, Paramore, Linkin park, lady gaga, taylor swift, Britney spears, Miranda cosgrove, my ipod :D , talking with friends(I talk a fucking lot, teachers are always telling me to be quiet hehe) Hanging out with my girlfriends

Things I dislike: Jacob black, wannabes, bugs, dogs, birds, humidity (If you live in dallas, you know what im talking about ) a messy place, snakes, bossy people, negativity, and I think that’s it.

Things I’d never do: Ditch my bff for my boyfriend, touch a bug(I don’t care which one, I’d never touch it) Dress like a guy :S , say I don’t love Rpatz, Kellan, Jackson, Cam, Peter, Edward, Emmett, jasper, or James anymore! NEVER! Stop loving twilight .

SOMETHING I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY: I know that bella doesn’t have that much of a fashion sense in the books, but c’mon! I mean I’ve never met one girl that thinks “Oh, I hate looking pretty, even though my friend is offering to give me a makeover” or “Getting ready for a party sucks” it’s just like, a guy wrote it. Only when the fanfic’s about bella being a dork it’s acceptable that she dresses like a guy, but even then when alice tries to give her a makeover, she should like it.

TWILIGHT SAGA;

Fav quote of all time: How can someone so tinny be so annoying? –Edward

fav charactor: Alice Cullen

fav book: Twilight

About Breaking Dawn

I personally didn’t enjoy reading breaking dawn, I’m not saying that I didn’t like it , just that there are few things that are a little bit suck-ish for example Nessie. When I read that bella was pregnant I was like WTF?! You’ve got to be kidding me! And then, when jake imprints with her, when minutes ago he wanted to get under bellas fucking pants left me speechless, (not in a good way) I continued reading hoping it would get better, but then bellas radiating happiness because of her daughter, that she so easily could have forgotten about edward :S . So when the vultiry came I was waiting for a big fight to happen, but it never did, I’m NOT judging anyone, let alone stephenie meyer, shes a wonderful writer, wich I love/owe/respect a fucking lot, but she could have done better than that, anyways I love the TWILIGH saga, for ever and ever.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!" When I read this, I was laughing my ass off!


My girl side :P

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

xYou love to shop.

xYou wear eyeliner.

xYou wear the color pink

xGo to your mom for advice.

xYou consider cheerleading a sport. I was born to be a cheerleader baby!

xYou hate wearing the color black.

xYou like hanging out at the mall.

xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

xYou like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

x You don't like the movie Star Wars.

xYou were in gymnastics/dance.

xIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

x You smile a lot more than you should.

xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

xYou care about what you look like. Who doesn’t?

xYou like wearing dresses when you can.

xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.

xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

xLike being the star of every thing.

22/23 I so knew it :D

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth .
Sleep with your socks on at night—sometimes

3/25… hehe

1) Name?
Diana

2) Squirrel or Chipmunk?

Squirrel

3)Twilight or Vampire Kisses?
Twilight

4) Have you read "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?
No

5) What is the square root of pi times the volume of Jupiter?

… WTF?

6) What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?

F-U-C-K

7) Spell your name backwards.

Anaid

8) Green and Leafy goes to Brown and Crispy as to Alice and Jasper goes to ...?
Angela and Ben

9) Have you reviewed "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?

No

10) Do you have siblings?
Sadly, I do

11) Favorite subject in school?
World History

12) Guyfriend? Galfriend?

Both

13) My friends call my crush an EW. Do you have an EW?
Jealous much?

14) Is your room clean?
ALWAYS!

15)QUICK!! 3 nouns!
vampires, clothes, me

16) Favorite breakfast food?
Pancakes

17) Favorite piece of Jewelry?
Earrings, cant live without them

18) Lunch or Breakfast?
Lunch

19) Edward Cullen? Jasper Hale? Emmett Cullen?
EDWARD!

20) Reading a book or writing a book?
Reading :P

21) Pigtails or Braids?
Braids

22) Short hair or long hair? (on guys and girls)

Long :D

23) Pen or pencil?
Pencil

24) Polka dots or stripes?
Stripes

25) What is your favorite kind of music?
Pop

26) Who is your favorite singer?

Pussy cat dolls or Lady gaga

27) What is your favorite song?

A lonely September by Plain white t’s

28) Did you like this questionnaire?

Kinda..

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me and the walls and everything that makes me fall, OK! Copy and paste this if you agree

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you are intelligent but still some how get bad grades...copy and paste this.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were ever called a 'Morning Person' and you killed/hit/spit on/bit copy and paste this on your pro.

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

Hahahaha I was laughing my ass off!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

f you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

RANDOM TIME!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork"

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where their going and hook up with them later

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Haha. I don't get it

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a genaral that way direction

Music is my boyfriend

Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it?

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first part of our lifes teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together.

Never go to a docter who's office plants have died.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Isn't Disney Land a people trap operated by a mouse?

When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade!

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."?

Who was the first person to say "You see that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

When french people swear do they say Pardon my English?

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to)

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

25 reasons i owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

RANDOM QUOTES: :D:D:D:D

"do the JICA dance!! clapclap-- Yr. I - 1, st. peter

"Never laugh at a clown with a gun." -- Anonymous

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip...uh-huh, uh huh." -- Sesame Street

"Well, I'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, Mr. Poopypants?" -- from Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

“Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” -- Snoopy

"A northern fairy tale stars out 'once upon a time...'
A southern fairy tale starts out 'y'all ain't gon' believe this shit!'"

"Sexy: it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory"

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign,
just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience'."

"Arguing over the internet is like the Special Olympics:
even if you do win, you're still retarded."

"The best thing about Alzheimer’s is:
You can hide your own Easter eggs"

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP"

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous"

"I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end"

"I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it."

"If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny"

"After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me,
'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'"

"Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter"

RANDOM ANNOYING PICK UP LINES:

"I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?"

"Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"

"Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?"

"I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart."

"I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

"Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?"

"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot."

"Can I read your T shirt in brail?"

"I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.'

"If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!"

"Do you work at subway?? because you just gave me a footlong!!'

"Are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!"

"Babe you gotta stop changing your lipstick my dick's turning into a rainbow"

"Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?"

"Is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!"

"Are you religious? Because you are the answer to my prayers."

"Where have you been all my life"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because your a BOMB..."

MORE RANDOM STUFF…

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile

If you haven’t "died" but want to, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires, copy this onto your profile.

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.

fav color: Light pink

fav animal: Lion :D

fav. Vid. Game: Guitar Hero :P

Fav band: Linkin Park

favsong: A lonely September by Plain white t’s

fav drink: Idk

fav fan fic: that’s hard to decide; it’s between THE OFFICE BY kyla713 AND THE DEVIL’S TOY BY RPARKERP

fav book: twilight series duh!

fav sport: cheerleading & gymnastics

fav store: Bebe & Calvin Klein

What i look like: Tan skin, light brown curly hair, green eyes, red lips,

What I want to like: Me.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
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I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.(good cra-z though:)
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a
STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. -à OKAY, I loved that one
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight
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I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless. (I mean come on, what if you get raped ?)
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

stereotypes suck.!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad

Dad: Do you wanna go to the park with your mother and me?

Me: Thanks, but no thanks

Where are you?

My room

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

a ceiling and a mirror

ate?

ugh...

What's your personality like?

preppy, random, hyper, shopper.

Who do you have a crush on?

No one

What was the last thing you thought?

God, I forgot! hehe

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

I dont lke him.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

I go shopping! Duh!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Water

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

omfg!

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

ugh...America

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

With

What can you hear right now?

Poker face, lady gaga

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

I’m home by myself…

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

icarly

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I changed into a ninja, what do u think!?

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A wall

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Dreheodootfht...screw this!

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile!

STUPID TEST

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. I’ve herd that one before :P

( ) You just tried to sing them. Haha. Didn’t fall for it!

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire haha, when I was little :D

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed. Hahaha hell I did

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug. I’d never do such thing!

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things. Hhahah. Yeah, and the worst thing is that I don’t even notice when I do so hehe

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Only when I’m bored out of my mind :D

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Without You by AnnikaMalfoy reviews
What if Alice never came back after Bella went cliff diving? What if Bella let herself love Jacob? What will Bella feel when Edward comes back the day she graduates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,474 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
All because of a game of truth or dare by puasluoma reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were little. Will a drunk game of truth or dare show them their real feelings for each other or will they pretend it never happened?.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Engaged by Myheroicdeed reviews
Edward and Bella have big news. The kind they want to share. How will they break it to each others family? The most important question is how do they take it? All Human canon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2008
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
GoodBye Moon by SareSaysStfu reviews
When you live forever, what do you live for? Edward belives he has killed Bella, but really only changed her. 85 years later they are reunited, and Edward finds his reason to live again. But what if Bella has already moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental I Do by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
What do you mean I can't marry Jacob,"I hissed,my hands clenched into small fists.The attorney pushed his glasses up on his nose and looked at a booklet in his hands."Because you are already married to a mister Edward Cullen,"AH.Cannon Pairings Mostly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crazy in love by Beckaabook reviews
Without Edward I was slowly becoming a darkened mind - finding him was my only chance of true survival of the mind" the story of Bella's increasing insanity without the love of her life. Can her mind be recovered when he returns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Kids On The Block by lovinit999 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have the perfect lives, or so it seems. Can three new guys help them to love and trust some one other than each other? Will the girls tell them their secrets? Rated -T- in case of language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,967 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008
Inside Your Head by etgoddess reviews
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Jenny, Nate
Pixie Dust by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
AU. They knew each other in what feels to each like a different lifetime. Now they're both irrevocably changed. He's a different person. She's seen too much. Confusion reigns, danger lurks, and both fight to find the elusive magic they knew from before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 134,564 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taking Chances by GoldenEyes4 reviews
When Bella Swan moved to Seattle for her job as a reporter, she didn't plan on falling in love with the perfect guy...a guy who has a secret. But could she be keeping a secret from him and his family infinitely more terrible? ALL HUMAN and IN CHARACTER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,329 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Do I Dare? by BurntOrange reviews
During her senior year at Dartmouth, Bella realizes that her undeniable chemistry with her professor, Dr. Cullen, cannot be controlled. BxE AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Erased by Beckaabook reviews
BxE - Bella & Edward meet at a party, that night they are both involved in a car crash, Edward wakes up without Bella and spends the next three years of his life without her, they meet again and sparks fly, but Bella's engaged, can Edward win her back? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Finding Family by LAoR reviews
1863: When Bella's older brother, Jasper, goes missing in the war, she sneaks onto the warfront to find her beloved brother. But she is attacked, bitten, & forced to move on and spend her never ending time alone. 2006: She moves to Forks, WA to find not only her brother, but the gorgeous Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Can Hold Each Other Up, Instead of Using Canes by Dracorex Hogwartsia reviews
Bella goes to Forks to visit her dad, Charlie for the summer, where she meets a sweet and strong Edward. Their summer is filled with romance, but what will happen when the summer ends, and Bella has to go back to Phoenix? R&R please! ExB. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
My Old Friend by iLikeLlamas2011 reviews
Bella meets someone from her past while out to dinner with Alice and Rosalie. B/E at some point. This story is not like other stories, that I know of. All human, bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Finding Myself by Izzie09 reviews
Bella watched her family murdered by someone she loved.She kept her past as secret and lead a second life.Then she met Edward in her new school.Would she let Edward uncover her past?All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,825 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Heart Has Found Its Home by Morine123 reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Over My Head by ABlinkOfTheEye reviews
When Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad and the brother she never knew, everything changes. At Forks Prep she meets the Ice Queen Rosalie, the over the top Emmett, the queit and shy Jasper, the loud outgoing Alice, and the heart throb Edward. Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by princess sana reviews
Bella is a vampire...Edward is a human...this changes things a bit but one thing will never change...their epic romance
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Slave of Love by HealingSpringWaters reviews
Edward is a slave. His master always hurts him but one day he gets sold. His new master, Charlie Swan, is just as cruel as his other one. The same day he meets his new master's dauhter, Bella, and falls head over heels for her. She loves him back... B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,418 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Notes with the Cullens and Bella! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
I think the title pretty much sums it up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Sweet Dreams by highonair435 reviews
Bella is an aspiring actress at Briarwood, a boarding school of the arts. She finally lands the role of a lifetime, all she ever wanted. But then she meets Edward Cullen. Will he show her that there's more to life than just a musical? ALL HUMAN R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Reunion Gone Wrong by writer2123 reviews
What happens when you add Mike, a High School Reunion, Cows, and Loss of control? This story and a lot of insanity. Our first FanFic, so the early chapters aren't that good. Please R&R. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Mike, Tanya - Complete
Angel by EdwardsLily reviews
Unsuspecting boy meets all to suspecting girl. Edward Cullen is a human. Bella Swan is a vampire. This is their story. I apologize - on indefinite hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meeting the snob aka Edward Cullen by Your sweetest dream reviews
Edward Cullen is the new student at Forks High. He is the son of a rich lord in England. His father thinks he is a spoiled brat and after his latest trouble making, his father sends him off. Bella meets him in their psychology class and the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Blooming Love by Xo.Simply.Jasmine.oX reviews
Emmett is Bella's big brother, but when she moves with Renee when she is 3 they are separated. She gets news that her brother died in a bear attack,but is that really what happened? What happens when all the Cullens, Swans, and Blacks meet each other? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's my party and i'll get pregnant if I want to by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
On the eve of her sixteenth birthday 15 year old Bella Cullen is thrown a party by her brother Emmett. After drinks and dancing with her brothers best friend mistakes are made, and questions have to be answered, what will happen in the lives of BxE?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,447 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Too Obsessed It Hurts by Eris NyxLethe reviews
I love her too much, too much that even when my classmates were busy paying attention in class or playing outside I was busy with something else: writing her first name with my last. Isabella Marie Cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crash Into a New Beginning by Mimidearr reviews
Bella & Alice both love their lives,they wouldnt ask for more or less.When a devastating car crash takes their parents lives and threatens theirs,how will these tramatized twins react to being saved and living in a house full of vampires? all reg pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Alice, Bella
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett, What Are You Doing? by xxthatswhackxx reviews
A bunch of random one-shots about Emmett being Emmett. Random, I might add, is the key word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Emmett
The Boy Next Door by Hannahe93 reviews
Bella Swan just moved to Forks with her Mother and brother. She becomes best friends with her new neighbors fast, but holds a particular interest in their green-eyed son. All Human, original pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,591 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Crash by goldenrose37 reviews
A loud screech made me look in front of us. I let out a scream as the glass imploded; Emmett shielded me. I looked up to see the front of the car crushed, mum and dad lying under rubble. Then everything happened so fast.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella
hey shouldnt read this by cullencoven1180 reviews
not a story it got messed up and i dont knwo how
Bliss, Lauren Myracle - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous by twilightseries4life reviews
All human. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are a famous hollywood couple. Edward and Bella need a break from all the hollywood madness so they get disguises and try to blend in at forks high. What will happen? Its already BxE but Give this a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Marginada by marietta93vlc reviews
Bella Swan, siempre ha sido la niña marginada del instituto, pero todo cambiará cuando conozca a Edward Cullen, capitan del equipo de futbol y el chico mas deseado de todo el instituto. TODOS HUMANOS.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire High by XOXOSABRINAA reviews
After BD. Bella,Cullens,Hales,Jacob,and Nessie end up going to a highschool in Idaho. Many guys & girls hit on Bella, and many girls hit on Edward. Very jealous Edward, and overconfident guys don't mix.ALL VAMP cept Jake&Ness.B-E EM-R JAS-A JAC-NES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,968 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Change by taylor.rose.cullen reviews
Bella is popular, and beautiful. One day, she is accused of wagging, and her mother overreacts, sending her to Forks, to live with Charlie. Between making new friends, and kissing a guy that is NOT! her boyfriend, Bella is finally finding herself. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
To Love by ilikeitiloveit19 reviews
Wanderer/Ian. Oneshot
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The light comes after the dark by Thomas'svampirexprincess reviews
This is the sequal to 'play me, and i'll just cheer you on.' Bella is pregnant. Edward & Bella are getting marrired. So is michael. Someone from their past, come back to destroy everything they have planned. EXB MXV :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Burned by MeheartEc reviews
3 years ago edward and bella dated, he cheated and she move to florida. she moves back to Forks and plays games on Edward and flirts with other boys,Edward is a player but still loves Bella. Will they find love again? OOC - updates regularly. R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friends, Enemies, and Back Again by fanpire girls reviews
Edward and Bella EX-best friends, live in the town of forks, which is being terrorized by a nomadic vampire. Newly changed, they have no choice but to stick together. Collaboration by xxfanpirexx and twilightgirl473
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008
Boarding School Vampire Style by goldenrose37 reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice form a new coven. They are powerful beyond belief. But what happens when they go to boarding school for the first time in there life? They have never been around more than a hundred people...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Look Who's Talking by Jazzylee123 reviews
Bella is famous, but not all is as it appears. Full sumary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella
You're Never Gonna Fit In Much, Kid by one-eared-bunny reviews
I was the geek, and she was the most beautiful girl in the world. If she knew that I liked her, she would probaly just laugh. But I knew her secret, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
PD Te Amo by Lirit Choiseul reviews
AU/HUMANOS. Bella es una joven viuda que trata de encauzar nuevamente su vida tras la muerte de su amado esposo Edward Cullen. entonces descubre que le ha dejado varias cartas. "Algunas veces solo hay una cosa por decir"
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
How am I supposed to live without you? reviews
On 1918 Edward and Bella were engaged, Edward was about to die when Carlisle saved him, Bella committed suicide and was changed by other vampire, after nine lonely decades Bella finds Edward, he doesn’t remember his human life and he’s found a mate AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella