Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

DISCONTINUED. After telling the magical world to go fuck themselves, Harry leaves, and declares his refusal to fight Voldemort for them. They're on their own as he rediscovers the forgotten Black Legacy and steps into a brand new world. Mild Abhorsen, Kingdom Hearts, DN Angel, and Ocean's 11 crossovers. Slash.

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

In the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts, two unlikely men show up wanting to help Harry Potter and the Order. But who are these men? What are they hiding, and can Harry trust them? Also, what is Voldemort planning?

Who knew the infamous bloodthirsty Torture and Interrogation commander Morino Ibiki had a daughter? Because she certainly didn't. SI-OC.

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.

Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.

He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Harry Potter experiences betrayal of the worst sort. The Ministry of Magic drugs him then hands him over to a muggle terrorist organization and bids him goodbye. Harry Potter/Tony Stark/Loki.

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

After the fall of Rome, the gods are losing influence in the mortal world. Hecate, Goddess of Magic, asks Perseus to help ensure the survival of her legacies, Hogwarts, and the fall of Voldemort. Immortal, Percy agrees, and starts his journey into the magical world. Golden Trio, Triwizard Cup, and HP stuff included. Pairings undecided atm. No Slash. T for language/mild adult stuff

Strange things are happening. A family of five is brutally murdered, and a strange apparition haunts the town. Monstrous yet not, frightening yet not, it goes around, asking lost, confused souls: "Would you like to join our afterlife?"

He is gone...suddenly, nothing matters anymore. [Coda added.]

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

A collection of oneshots about what happened prior to, inbetween and after the happenings of 'Poison'.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Natsuki can't save Tsuna. Crippled by her ignorance of the dangerous world she's a part of, she can't even save herself.

Sasuke died. He didn't like it, but he acknowledged that that was the way of the world. Waking up afterwards with a masked monster looming over him, however, lay not in line with his expectations. Goddamn afterlife.

One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

Adonnen. Reborn. A young woman is found on the eve of battle, the beginning of the War of the Last Alliance. The Valar gave her a gift. They now shape her fate and that of the young prince she meets. The war changes Thranduil from a prince to a king, but he pays a price that does not leave his heart unscathed.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...

When the fairies discover a mysterious patch of magic in Britain that they can't get into, they send 14-year old Artemis to investigate- and what he finds will surprise even him. Set in 4th year, Artemis will be meeting Harry and all the rest. Rated T just because I'm paranoid. Terrible summary, sorry!

Sequel to Not Who She Seems. How much darkness can one society truly hold? And how much ignorance? Rayna continues her training and is as determined as ever to help end the war Voldemort dragged her into as a baby, but is what she will discover enough to turn her away from the effort? And how far will the confrontation escalate? Fem Harry.

The Giant War and the war between Greeks and Romans has ended with many unwanted deaths, but Jason, Frank, and Hazel depart for New Roman and things go back to normal. For two years everything is calm, until Chiron calls The Seven and Nico together once again, this time to protect a boy named Harry Potter, who is in bigger danger than anyone realizes.

Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Sequel to The sound of pulling heaven down. Of learning curves and the evolution of understanding. They've got a ways to go before they're anything like a cohesive family, but sometimes the attempt is worth everything.

Anybody related to Voldemort must be inherently evil... right? Harry Potter thinks so. Nobody good could come from Voldemort. When Dumbledore announces that Voldemort has a grandson named Percy Jackson, Harry's already labeled Percy as EVIL and put him on his enemy list. But Percy Jackson is not whats expected by a long shot and he's not going to take any prejudices lying down...

Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

When the argument between Steve and Tony gets out of hand, Tony lets it slip that he wasn't always alone. He had a life, with a family. But he couldn't save them. But can Steve help Tony fix something that, to the rest of the universe, is unfixable? NOT STEVE/TONY. I don't do yaoi. T because of the occasional swear word. I OWN NOTHING. ALL BELONGS TO MARVEL/DREAMWORKS, etc.

DZ2's Challenge Forum, BarakTheSlayer's Forbidden Child Challenge! Harry is all alone after it's revealed that he's a Parselmouth. Comfort is found in an unexpected place, and fans the flames of hope. With danger in his future, can Harry go on with the dedication of a well-tended flame? Or will the fire within him die out under the strain? GEN

Deciding it would be better than fighting the monstrous nightmare, Hiccup flees Berk, heading south towards a more peaceful land, and a more peaceful life in the kingdom of Arendelle. Starts out 2 years before Elsa's parents deaths and will rapidly progress to after the story of Frozen, putting Hiccup at his age of 20 in HTTYD2 and Elsa at age 21. Eventual Hiccelsa. T for now.

Skull was just a name. But the past can't stay buried forever. Genderbend, Ministry!Bashing, mild-Ginny!bashing, Violin!love, Reborn/Skull DISCONTINUED - Also, what part of NO you may not borrow these story concepts is everyone confused over? A little pissed off right now.

The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?

She had lived and died, and now she was living again. This time she was a mutant and she wasn't staying back and watching things happen like last time. This time she would change things, she would stop being a coward. Sequel to Hope's Second Rising. On hold for the moment.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

During Harry's second year, the Chamber of Secrets is opened and muggleborns are targeted, courtesy of Slytherin's basilisk. But this time, the basilisk isn't the only thing that's been unleashed...HP/Merlin Crossover. VERY AU.

(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

The war against Voldemort has ended and all Harry wants to do is rest. But sometimes we get what we need, instead of what we want. Join Harry as he undertakes an Epic journey and finally finds himself among other people-who-lived. (NOT FELLOWSHIP TIME) NOT SLASH

Rock Lee sets out on a journey to become stronger, but things didn't go as expected and now he has landed on an unknown place, a place full of new challenges...Wizards? Demons? Dragons? It doesn't matter, not when Lee possesses a power greater than any magic out there...The power of Youth!

Konoha Fell. All the Nations did. The future was bleak, and litered with the corpses of those who remained. ANBU Kitsune's latest mission was compromised, and an attempted Suicide-Jutsu had unforseen consequences. How will he cope, seeing his home standing proud, himself before war and the deaths of his Precious People had buried his heart in stone and broken his heart as well?

It took Harriet Potter five years to realize she wasn't ageing. It took her eight years and a summer in the desert of New Mexico to have the answer literally fall from the sky, in the form of a banished Thunder God. (FemHarry and Master of Death Harry)

She died, she knows she did, and yet here she is in Marvel Movie-verse, in the hands of Hydra, with a different face, body and kind of different eyes. She can't remember her name so she dubs herself Hope, so she remembers to belief for freedom and survival. This is her story. Basically a self-insert story.

The Winter Soldier's mission is nearly complete. Howard and Maria Stark are dead, leaving him to dispatch their four-year-old child. One quick twist of the neck is all it will take, but the Soldier finds he cannot do it. So instead of killing Tony Stark, the Winter Soldier takes him away to raise as his own.

Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

On that fateful Halloween, the God of Mischief is looking down on Midgard. Taking pity on the orphaned boy, he raises him as his own. How will the Wizarding World cope with a Harry Potter tutored by one of the universe's greatest mages? Dumbledore & Weasley bashing. Powerful, smart Harry. Non-world-dominating Loki.

Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Harry left the wizarding world with one marketable skill and nothing else. In the cold of Russia he meets a young spider whose skills complement his own and a partnership develops.

In the year since the events surrounding the Bezerker's Gate, Artemis has had almost no magical contact. So what happens when he finds that his stolen fairy magic has kick-started his long-dormant human powers, revealing a whole new world of magic? And how does he react to meeting the eleven-year-old Boy Who Lived?

Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.

When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.

Harry always saw himself as the moon, orbiting the earth as he created people and guardians for the world.

Jack Frost meets the Lone Centurion and assumes he's a myth like him, which he is, sort of. One-shot.

During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Jack Frost was not the name drawn from the pot. He'd no obligation to step up in place of the trembling child called to the stage. But he had, and now he faced certain death as the male Tribute from District 10 for the 71st Annual Hunger Games. What is the secret of the four Tributes marked with the crescent moon, and what do they want with Jack? (Hunger Games AU)

Barely two days after returning from the Future, a stranger appears on Tsuna's doorstep looking for Reborn. Wait, what? The Sun Acrobaleno is a father! Tsuna/Harry, Gokudera/Hermione. Yes I updated. Try not to shit yourselves.

A boy is standing in front of Artemis' grave.

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Harry Potter is not exactly as human as most of the magical world has been led to believe, and in fact isn't really Harry Potter at all; and the Master hadn't been the only one the Face of Boe was referring to. TimeLord!Harry

The Company was Bilbo's family...or, at least, he thought it was.

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

Because Darcy is a serious sort of chick beneath all that pop-culture, and there's a reason for it. Clint enjoys finding out, even if it's technically above his clearance level. DC. Oneshot, don't own, complete. Contains violence.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

Six people Tony thought Yinsen would have liked, and one person Yinsen really did. For a kink meme prompt.

Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Tony is hiding more secrets than the Avengers ever thought possible.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

In an AU where instead of meeting Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers met Captain Jack Harkness, Steve would get his date after coming out of the ice. A partial retelling of Captain America and then post-Avengers reunion.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Heimdall's daughter has a talent for travel. Thor needs her help to make it to earth and stop Loki, but can she battle her best friend? And when she meets her handsome-albeit reluctant-hero, will she even want to return to Asgard? Bruce/OC

"A lone tear ran down his cheek. He'd done it. He was back, back before it had all begun. Back when they were all still alive. This time, though, Aizen would be crushed before he could destroy everything." When all hope is lost, Ichigo goes back in time.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

Lancer wants his class to analyze Phantom. Danny is not amused.

AU. The God of Dreams takes great care with the gift he creates for John Watson. Sherlock/John

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.

Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?

Kanda sees what no one else does — Allen wants to die. But it doesn't matter to him. Kanda Yuu doesn't grow attached to dying idiots. And he certainly doesn't fall in love with them. Character death, angst, sap.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

One Shot. Lu Ten survives Ba Sing Se. Iroh doesn't. And the future takes a step sideways.

Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.

Inspired by 'The Stolen Child' by WB Yeats. No one would consider Mortitia Addams a fairy, but she will certainly take the child away from the place of cruelty and more weeping than he could understand. Do NOT own. Drabble.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Law enforcers everywhere must hate dealing with the Vongola. Ten times they tried to deal with the Famiglia that doesn't only break the laws of men, but also the laws of physics; as far as the judge and jury were concerned magical bullets do not exist.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.

For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.

You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto

Harry discovers that his family history isn't quite as straightforward as he had thought when his grandfathers past catches up with him. Response to lady stormrider's challenge on the Caer Azkaban Yahoo group.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

What Zuko learns at the Western Air Temple, whether he wants to or not. Spoilers through 313.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?