-theres nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its wierd. -most people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them. -be optimistic :) the people you hate will eventually die. - what happens if you get scared half to death...twice? - be nice to nerds chances are youll end up working for them. - life is like a pack of gum... i have yet to figuire out why. - when isaid "id hit that!" i meant with my car... - if you dont like the way i dirve then stay off the side walk! - when life gives you lemons, giggle and think about yoai.

comebacks:

man: where have you been all my life?

woman: hiding from you

man:havent i seen you someplace before?

woman:yes, and thats why i dont go there anymore

man:is this seat empty?

woman:yes, and this one will be if you sit down

man:your place or mine?

woman:both you go to yours and i go to mine

man:so what do you do for a living?

woman:im a female impersonator

man:hey baby, whats your sign?

woman:do not enter

man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?

woman:unfertilized

man:your body is like a temple

woman:sorry there are no services today

man:i would go to the end of the world for you

woman:but would you stay there?

man:if i could see you naked, i would die happy

woman:if i saw you naked, id die laughing

man:if i could rearrange the alphbet id put u and i together

woman:really? i would put f and u together

man:your eyes are amazing

woman:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

man:whats your number beautiful?

woman:911

favortie things to do in the elevator!

meow occasionally

hold the doors oopen and say youre waiting for a friend after a while let the doors close and say "hi greg"

drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up then screm "thats mine!"

when a couple walks in go to the man and flirt by saying "hi *giggle* whats your sign? *giggle*" the when he says nothing move onto the girl and do the same thing

get a cheap vase and fill it with dirt then in the elevator bump into someone and drop it and scream "Grandpa george!" and make them pick it up while screaming at them that you will sue them

start throwing skittles at passengers then point to the person next to you after asking them to hold the bag of skittles

DO NOT READ:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia