Hi, just your average person. I am pansexual and will read and write m/m, f/f, m/f, and everything in between. My titles include demonic ruler of rarepair hell, relentless dictator of polyship state, and conflicted monarch of multiship country. I have not actually posted anything but have endless half finished fics on my docs that need to be finished and/or edited. I will eventually get them done and work up the courage to post them. Until then, I am an avid reader of both fanfiction and regular books. I am not sure why I am actually writing anything considering there is no reason for people to be looking at my profile with my lack of published stories. Ah, well. Below are two quote things I like and then a little pairing game that I saw somewhere and played with various shows. (I tweaked a couple of the original questions a bit and added a new one) :)

The enemy is not Muslims or Christians or Judaism. The real enemy is EXTREMISM.

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

How to Play: Number your favorite characters from *insert show, book, ect.* in a random order, and then simply answer the questions below.

Bleach
1. Urahara Kisuke
2. Unohana Retsu
3. Yamada Hanataro
4. Zaraki Kenpachi
5. Kurosaki Ichigo
6. Matsumoto Rangiku
7. Haribel Tier
8. Ichimaru Gin
9. Unagiya Ikumi
10. Sosuke Aizen

Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Yes, multiple. I think my favorite is Lovelock by Leonette.

Do you think three is hot? How hot?
I wouldn't necessarily say hot, but definitely cute. I just love him as the shy little sub. I usually think that most characters can be switches but there are some like him where I think they are one or the other, whether he is with a male or female.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Well, I'd have some questions. If it were switched however, I think they would be an adorable couple. I can just see them teaming up to tease and annoy everybody. Their kid would be the most mischievous person we have ever seen.

How would nine attempt to woo their crush?
I think that she would just get straight into it. Find out if they could handle the responsibility of a kid and are ok with it, and then, pounce.

Would seven and two make a good couple?
I think they would. They would keep their relationship mainly in private but would be the ultimate couple that people knew better than to mess with.

Five/eight or five/nine?
Definitely five/nine. I absolutely love this pairing and I hate that there are only one or two on this site.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
You know, I can just imagine her coming across them in Los Noches and just shaking her head before walking away. None of her business.

Make a summary of at least thirty words for a two/six fic.
Rangiku was a confident woman. She knew she was beautiful and used it to her advantage. She wasn't one to get flustered easily, indeed she was quite often the one making others fluster and blush with her exposed cleavage and exuberant personality. However there was one person who with just a look could make her breath hitch and teasing words die on the tip of her tongue. Yes, that captain of the fourth always managed to somehow turn her games back on her and Rangiku would find herself red and wanting as she watched that graceful figure walk to her next patient.

Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
No, no there is not. Hot, sexy story where they are fighting for dominance, yes. Romantic fluffy? I am physically unable to picture it.

Suggest a title for a one/ten Hurt/Comfort fic.
Wow, what a pairing for that tag. Hmm, let's see... oh! Paths Led Astray.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Well, I'm not sure how much "seduction" would be involved but here goes. It would probably be an AU where Kisuke is a scientist working on something that if put in the wrong hands could be disastrous while Kenpachi is the trigger happy agent who is assigned to look after him. After an insulting comment, they spar and Kisuke shows that while Kenpachi is there for extra protection, Kisuke can take care of himself thank you very much. From there on it is a lot of banter both physical and verbal while Kenpachi not at all subtly tries to convince Kisuke to get in bed with him.

If you wrote a songfic about number four, what song would you chose?
There is probably an even better fitting song out there but I am really tired so the one that comes to mind right off the bat is Cut the Cord by Shinedown.

If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
dom!fem x sub!male x dom!fem

What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Is that Zangetsu or are you just happy to see me?

What would a fic with seven as a parental figure to nine be like?
I'm gonna be honest... I can't really come up with a situation where this would apply. At all.

Challenge: write a drabblefic for ten/nine.
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D.Gray-man
1. Road Kamelot
2. Tyki Mikk
3. Lavi
4. Reever Wenhamm
5. Yu Kanda
6. Howard Link
7. Komui Lee
8. Allen Walker
9. Cross Marian
10. Lenalee Lee

Have you read a five/ten fic before?
As the main pairing and not just a side pairing? No. I am going to admit that Lenalee is not my favorite character, I don't know why I don't particularly like her but I tend to avoid fics where she is the main character or part of the main pairing. Unless the summary is pretty damn amazing and the story looks like it has a huge potential, I am going to pass on those fics.

Do you think three is hot? How hot?
He is hot and while I think he is definitely up there in the character, I have got to say that Tyki will always be the hottest.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I am pretty sure that a lot of people would have a lot of questions. Including them. I do think that Link would be a very doting father if they somehow got past the whole Noah, Crow thing.

How would nine attempt to woo their crush?
k

Would seven and two make a good couple?
I

Five/eight or five/nine?
I am going to say five/eight but am tempted to say five/nine just because I want to see it. I really want to find a story with this pairing now just to see how that would play out. Plus, they're both sexy so can't go wrong with that.

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Y

Make a summary of at least thirty words for a two/six fic.
s

Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Fuck yes. I know that I just said in the very first question that I am not a fan of her in general and fics with her as a main pairing, but this is the one exception. I ship these two so hard and I don't even know why. I think that this would be the perfect pairing for a romantic fluff story. I really want to read one dammit, I can't find any with them together, even as a side pairing.

Suggest a title for a one/ten Hurt/Comfort fic.
d

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
k

If you wrote a songfic about number four, what song would you chose?
m

If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
d

What pick-up line might eight use on five?
I may be a moyashi (beansprout) but what I've got in my pants is definitely a cucumber *wink.

What would a fic with seven as a parental figure to nine be like?
n

Challenge: write a drabblefic for ten/nine.
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