A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(Or: Neville, You Just Burned My Bollocks Off): Neville's lack of skill in potions causes Harry's world to turn upside down. Eighth year. Drarry.

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.

A long and very much overdue gift for Stardustandwands. Drarry/Dramione/Harmony moments.

An ancient well deep within the Forbidden Forest shows the unacknowledged desires of your heart. It is known as the Well of Erised, or the Well of Truth. What happens when Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy gaze into it? 6th year AU. Harry/Draco slash. boyXboy m/m pairing. Don't like, don't read. Simple.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

Sirius and Lupin are going out it again, will either one of them finally be able to confess their feelings? Smut, RemusxSirius, etc.

After the war, with his father in Azkaban and his mother on the run, Draco is lost, broken, and scarred by the mistakes he has made. In an effort to make things right, Draco participates in the rebuilding of Hogwarts, but he finds himself completely shunned. That is, until Harry Potter, Wizarding World's Golden Boy, shows up to save the day. Again. For the HD Cliche Fest on LJ.

A lawn mower, a pertly pink todger, endless cups of tea and a few sly grins. Oh yes, and Harry is cursed to temporarily bond to anyone he gets close to; for some reason that person ends up being Draco, more often than not… Written for 2013 HD Smoochfest.

Seven years after the war, Draco Malfoy has become a famous Hollywood actor and is back in England to film his latest movie, when he starts receiving serious threats. Having just gotten out of an emotionally and financially abusive relationship, a jobless Harry is given the task of being his bodyguard. Full summary and warnings inside. Written for the 2013 Smoochfest on LJ.

Draco hires Auror Potter to be his body guard, but he's not being honest about the situation. This is for the lovely fans at Drarry is canon on facebook. :) Thank you

Pepper signs Tony up for a mentorship program to tutor a highschooler for charity. Enter the angsty, genius teenage Bruce. In and out of foster homes, he hates the charismatic Ironman from the start. But after living with him for a while... Slight OoC Bruce, past Tony/Pepper, eventual Tony/Bruce. Will contain M content. HIATUS

There are times when I'd have a retort, but when I'd look up to fling it towards him the words would die on my lips. It's infuriating. For a while I was angry that I was in love with him.-A post war Drarry. Slash. Rated M for a reason

Harry/Draco. Drarry. Non-Magic AU. Draco POV. When Lucius found out that his son was gay, he sold him to Voldemort and cut off the family fortune. Harry finds him on the streets seven months after Draco is able to break free. Can he save the blond dragon? Warning(s): Prostitute!Draco, Destitute!Draco. Please Review!

Another Holiday short. On Valentine's Day Harry receives a bouquet of roses with a mysterious note attached. The note says he must figure out who the sender is by the end of the day in order to get his final present, using the clue the sender leaves. Will Harry be too oblivious to figure out who the sender is? Yes. But maybe Hermione can help. Harry and Draco, Drarry, slash. yay!

Draco Malfoy hates the idea of Monthly Anniversaries - or "Monthsary"s - and doesn't want anything to do with them. Can Harry change his mind? Pretty much a PWP, but you can kind of see a plot if you squint. One-shot, complete. Happy Valentine's Day! :)

This is a sequel to 'Just Another Phan story'. If you haven't read it yet, go read now or else this one won't make much sense!

It's Christmas, and Professor McGonagall has decided, much to Draco Malfoy's disgruntlement, that all students remaining at Hogwarts for Christmas are required to take part in a Secret Santa program. When Draco becomes Harry Potter's Secret Santa, he's at his wit's end, but can he use this opportunity to nab the only boy he's ever really wanted? Eighth-year fic, three-shot.

HPDM slash. Draco has thought of the perfect sequence of gifts to give to Harry; now if only Harry will be flattered into accepting them. Hogwarts eighth year, fluff. COMPLETE.

A brief look at Tony's reaction to meeting Bruce Banner in "A Spork in the Road". Warning: For an engineering genius, Tony seems to be awfully preoccupied with biology... (Tony/Bruce, companion to "Spork" and thus prequel to "Gummy Brains")

A series of events and circumstances following "A Spork in the Road". Bruce's developing relationship with Tony while living at the mansion, including visits from nosy gods and pseudo-relatives, far too many affable exes for comfort, and a cameo appearance from Gotham's Dark Knight (because Bruce has a thing for genius billionaire playboy philanthropists). Bruce/Tony AUish

Bruce hasn't done any government work with gamma radiation since he turned down General Ross years ago, but when he's called in on the Tesseract Project, he finds himself juggling a bipolar god, a surrogate family that consists mainly of cold-blooded assassins, and a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist who's certifiably sexy. With friends like these... (NonHulk!Bruce/Tony AU)

Draco finds himself in an abusive relationship and he thinks he deserve it all. But a certain Gryffindor thinks Draco can do so much better. Drarry.

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

AU School. CASEFIC. An unknown person has picked John and Sherlock to play against. A multi-country mass-murderer, it's obvious not everyone can be saved, but only the last move is needed to win! R&R.

Sequel to Hero... Harry has chosen his side- and though Voldemort is dead the politics of the Wizarding World still interfere in his life. Luckily, he is not alone. HPDM.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love

Furture fic! Puck is now a big rockstar but he still makes time to go see Beth when ever he can and has become a big part of her life. He Goes to pick her up from school and is shocked to see a familiar face.Slash! Puck/Kurt

'You're so naive Malfoy.' he whispered, leaning in closer, our breaths mingling. 'Am not . . . and anyway, why do you care so much' I said breathlessly, though I would deny it afterwards. I didn't get a reply. Please read. It's Drarry! Dominant Harry

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Ginny doesn't read, but Draco does. And that made all the difference to Harry. Drarry. EWE. Inspired by You Should Date An Illiterate Girl. By Charles Warnke.

Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.

Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.

An extended version of my story Pottersitting. "That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language and Drarry smex.

Wincest yay!

HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.

When Sam's research takes a turn into the forbidden, will the brothers be able to look each other in the eye? WINCEST duh

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.

AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?

DRARRY. Mpreg!Harry, Sneaky!Lovable!Snape, SEVERITUS, Bad!Dumbles, Bad!Voldie, Alive!Sirius, Alive!Remus, HGPP, BZRW, HPDM, REALLY F-ING LONG.... The summary is inside- it is too long to fit here. R&R!

Returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco is horrified to realise he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is consumed with guilt following the defeat of Voldemort and feels abandoned by his friends. Can Draco save him from himself? DH but not epilogue

D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?

DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444

Everyone has secrets. Some are just more surprising than others. Drarry, Slash, DMHP, rated M, complete in 7 parts.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.

In which Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get more than they bargained for after a lesson with Snape. Drarry slash fic - with *twist*, mature rated **SEQUEL - 'A SUBTLE SHIFT'**

“Potter, I...uh...what do you think you’re doing?” Draco asked suddenly, “You can’t just kidnap me and take me to your house and give me an amazing massage and then sit there in front of me looking like the cat that got the cream.”

“I, Harry James Potter, do hereby affirm that this is my Last Will and Testament." DRARRY, DMHP, sadness followed by a weird form of Happiness.

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

HPDM. AU. SLASH! Harry and Draco are best friends. Simple. But what happens when it isn't so simple anymore? When a chain of events unravel, what are Harry and Draco really thinking?

Slash. SamDean. John finds out his sons are lovers and decides to take matters into his own hands to break them up.