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Name: I'll let you guess this one

Sex: Umm look at my pen name

Well I'm 6 foot something so I'm rather tall. I have short, spiky, blond hair at least in the front. I'm actually writing my own book still in the extreme early stages though.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Well actually I am.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Sam Fenton, Blood of a Tear, RemembertheLegacy, BloodPhantom, Soului, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, KamrynMariePack, Raven-Boy98...

Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, KamrynMariePack, Raven-Boy98...

Ninety-two percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the eight percent who would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-two percent of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the eight percent that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Apotheosis by Lord Wolfe reviews
Apotheosis, the highest point in the development of something or if you prefer, the elevation of someone to divine status. "Fun isn't something one considers when trying to create a better world", Izuku smirked as he held up his gauntlet covered fist. "But this does put a smile on my face". Villain Izuku, eventually OP as hell. Infinity Gauntlet AU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,796 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 5,620 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Izuku M.
Rise of the Dragon Child by Elia41 reviews
When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,655 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Hedwig, Akatosh, Nocturnal
Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren by MissDiRed reviews
A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 201,116 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Genma S., Team Seven, OC
Heaven's Eye by Trainer Jayden reviews
Trained by All Might and armed with a rare, but powerful ocular Quirk, Izuku sets out to become the next Symbol of Peace. But the path towards becoming a Hero is wrought with strife of all kinds and it takes more than just good eyesight to overcome them.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,689 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students
Luna Contritum: Grant Us Eyes by XanAuthorOfTheNightmare reviews
Humanity. A nebulous concept, is it not? In spite of its ill-defined nature, some cling to it like a babe to its mother, while others seek to cast it aside for power, progress, ascendance. But is the power gained by progressing beyond humanity worth the price? As the old adage goes: You don't know what you have until it's gone.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,914 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Ozpin, Team RWBY, The Hunter, Plain Doll
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 229,267 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 4,970 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC
The Shinobi Seeking Immortality by Seeker of Immortality reviews
A modern man with dreams of an eternal life. Upon his death, he finds himself presented with the opportunity to achieve his dream in a new world. Witness Akakiryu Uchiha achieve greatness in the world of Naruto. Eventually God-like OC, but reasonable progression. OC-Centered. Pairings undecided. Rated M for language, violence, and possibly sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,218 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/30/2018 - OC
The Worm That Dorks by Grey Field reviews
Midoriya is a kind boy able to turn into a mass of tentacles and teeth. Whether this is his quirk or if he is an eldritch abomination from beyond space is debatable. Despite being a nightmare made flesh he has the drive to be a hero. Even if his classmates are trying to banish him to the outer realms, or worship him as a god.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Izuku M., Mina A., 1-A Students, Nezu/The Principal
Dem Bones Dem, Dry Bones by slyfoxcub reviews
Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,858 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Kimimaro K., OC
Eyes of the Soul by operation meteor reviews
Passing beyond the veil, Itachi Uchiha finds himself in an afterlife that is far from the eternal damnation he'd steeled himself for. With a chance encounter involving a certain pervy sage, a Flash Goddess and a healer whose angelic appearance hides more than a hint of steel, the bane of the Uchiha Clan finds a chance at a second life... and perhaps redemption.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 291,424 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Itachi U., Yoruichi S.
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,277 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 5,616 - Follows: 7,205 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
His Majesty by The Omnipresent Sage reviews
Lelouch never left Britannia. He grew up in a brutal world surrounded by people who wanted dead. He has one wish, to seat at the highest place and avenge all the injustice he has faced
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/12/2018 - Lelouch L., C.C., Milly A.
The Arch-Mage's New Rules by Werde Spinner reviews
I can't believe I have to set down these rules in addition to the official code of conduct, but the need exists and here I am. Yes, we have an official code of conduct. (F! Breton! Dovahkiin/Arch-Mage. Spoilers for the Immersive College of Winterhold questline. A more realistic take on those 'what not to do at [location]' fics.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/11/2017
Attraction of Small Things by Scandinavian Sensation reviews
Izuku didn't quite inherit his mother's quirk, but somehow, he found himself with the ability of attracting other small things... namely two, small people. How he went from Deku to something akin to dad was beyond him, but he wouldn't trade it for anything.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,479 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Izuku M., Eri, Kota I.
Nightfall by freowin reviews
Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 802,003 - Reviews: 5831 - Favs: 7,601 - Follows: 6,779 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 13,021 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dadzawa and Little Izu by TiredArcher reviews
Izuku Midoriya was 5 when he lost his mother to a villain attack and was saved by the hero Eraserhead. 3 weeks later Aizawa decided to adopt him
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 8/17/2017
The Last of the Peverells by Arcturus Peverell reviews
On Halloween 1981, Sirius Black left Britain with Harry Potter. Now, fourteen years later, a young man is back to take back his legacy. Only one question remains : Is the price worth it? Family Magic. AU. Harry Potter/ Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,957 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 6,955 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,312 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Coloured Bricks, Pick-Up Sticks by Wyrvel reviews
Midoriya Izuku is a very warm person. Not his personality (though that's also true). It's his quirk. His quirk is that he's warm. (Quirk meta/Quirk-Obsessed Izuku AU)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,076 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouto T., Fuyumi T.
The Rise of Cyrodiil by DarthImperius reviews
It is said that as long Alessia's heirs bear the Amulet of Kings, then Tamriel shall be protected from Oblivion and the Empire will be prosperous. But the Amulet has been shattered, and an eternal barrier has been placed between Mundus and Oblivion. But even as an Emperor sits on it, the Ruby Throne waits for its true heirs to return. (Skyrim timeline; pre-GoF; AU and Timeline)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,650 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Harry P.
Enlightened Apotheosis by Chayner reviews
To err, is human. To forgive, divine. Yet, how much can be forgiven, before the mind grows wary, and thus begins to doubt? Could one then still persist, in what they once believed so firmly, and not begin to laugh?
Crossover - Naruto & Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 195,717 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Hagoromo Ō, Yuno G./2nd - Complete
That Distant Life by RavensChrome reviews
Life was strange and having another life to sort through was even stranger. Other people's memories meant absolutely nothing but they still teach the inexperienced, to help them go through life easier. That didn't help Torito Yuu deal with a life he barely remembers though, it mostly gave him dizzy spells and a companion that was much of an asshole as he was. ReincarnatedOMC, m/m.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,700 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Minato N., OC - Complete
Black Magic by Lunatic Howling in the Night reviews
Harry expected death to be uneventful and Dark Lord free. True to form, none of his expectations were met, including the one involving him being dead. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,847 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Harry P.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,642 - Follows: 6,922 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Samsara: Game of Gods by DiLost reviews
Naruto wished he listened to the Paths and Rikudō when they told him not to enter the forest. Now he was stuck in another world, playing a twisted Game with a little girl. He sighed, "...what did I do to deserve this?" Sequel to Samsara. Chapters starting from chapter 7 has been revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,461 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Naruko U.]
Glimmering Hope by cnaheartsbotdf reviews
Vlad isn't doing too great and Henry is onto it. Vlad feels too alone. Henry is moving and Nelly and Otis want to leave too. He feels his only logical move is to join his parents in the everafter. Can his best friend save him? WARNING- Suicide attempt and angst. and Boy/boy.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Vladimir Tod, Henry] Nelly - Complete
Samsara: He Who Will Establish Peace and Order by DiLost reviews
A man declared his message to the world. "I am the one who will establish peace and order." The man faced pain and survived. The man died and was resurrected. He was both Uzumaki Naruto and Rikudō Sennin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 176,192 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
He's Dangerous by Kamryn-Marie-Pack reviews
Vlad was told to stay away from the dangerous vampire, Dorian. But when the dark vamp keeps cathcing Vlad when he's alone, will the teen be able to resist the blood-thirsty fiends volgar advances?
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Vladimir Tod, Dorian
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,636 - Follows: 3,555 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete