Hi, my name is Alexandria and I'm a hedonist who is overly passionate about existing. My internal monologue is plagued by thoughts about "The Singularity" and the fact that we're all reverting back to hieroglyphics because of our abuse of emojis. I'm an empath who is slowly (but begrudgingly) accepting the fact that it's probably more of a gift than a curse. I can't tell you what genre of music I like to listen to (or my favorite song) because it's more of indefinitely being caught in a cycle of "hey, that sounds rad as hell" and then listening to that particular song around fifty times then refusing to listen to it for six months. I like Asian food. My Asian food addiction has become a constant problem in my life because I'm also a picky eater so by "I like asian food" I mean I'll eat chicken lo mien everyday for years and nothing else.

On another note, I'm a psychology major with a specialization in adolescents and especially adolescent gender therapy. I'm pansexual and polyamorous. I've been writing fanfiction since about 2009 and when it comes to fanfiction I really focus on accurate portrayals of characters and the BDSM lifestyle (Christian Grey is the biggest asshole and I’ve have the unfortunate experience to meet many of his kind). My Tumblr is currently pretentioussavage though that is subject to change and it's sort of a collective of things I'm interested in, including witchcraft, literary analysis, social justice, art, and mental health.

The genres I'm going to be most likely playing around with are as follows: fantasy (urban and high), horror, magical realism, suspense, erotica, existentialism, grimdark, gothic, and LGBTQI. In short, if they don’t want to talk about it on Fox News I want to write about it.

My favorite themes to write about are: perversion, concept of human morality, hedonism, abnormal psychology, and chaos/entropy.

If my writing does not make you reexamine your whole being then I haven’t written something worth reading.