Right. So, I will get right to the point. My fics are not on this site, because I believe that the Pit (what some of us call FF.net outside of the site itself) has fallen into the hands of those who simply cannot write. Not to say there are no good fics or authors here. But unfortunately, their talent is being outshone by the crap that I see here every day. When I see those fics, I will be sure to write wonderful reviews, praising them. If anyof my own fics get posted here, they will probably be for humor value alone, and very short, because all of my serious fic is located elsewhere. This is because this account, is merely for criticising that which any sentient being should never have posted, written, or thought of. Yes people, this is a flame account, or rather, a criticism account. I do not by any means consider myself a bad person, nor do I have a superiority complex. I don't think that I am better than anyone, I just think that if you are putting your stories in a public place, then they are subject to anyone and everyone's opinion. If they do not like the story, they have the right to say so.If they think that it is bad for "x" amount of reasons, they have the right to point out those reasons. I will try my hardest to not be cruel, but constructive, but hey, I am ony human, and can make no promises. Flames are never a nice thing to receive, I know; I have gotten them. But mine, or at least, from now on, they will be more constructive reviews, unless the fic is absolutely un-help-able, like "My Immortal". (Can you tell I'm not a Tara fan?) But those are rare... Anyway, this probably seems really really self righteous, and stupid, but I just wanted to make it clear, so that when the angry little author comes storming to my page, they can see what I am all about, before sending me an email that reads:

"HOW DAER J00! MAH FIC WAS TEH AWESUMNESS!"

Thanks!