Name: The Ruler of All

Gender: Um..fanfiction yaoi fan...to be oh so slightly stereotypical --without a penis

Nationality: British but lets say Scottish as I'm mixed. (English, Carribean apparently, Scottish)

Occupation: I.B. Student(), and musician..oh band of mine wherefore art thou? (I can dream)

Likes: Food, sleep, procrastination without confrontation, random acronyms, singing and dancing without reason..but with rhyme, writing (duh) and rendering her friends and other people she knows in a rough satiraical animal form-- comics. And of course HYPOCRISY but only in myself.

Dislikes: Tests (in any subject), being hungry or tired, vegetables, The Art Teacher and people who are discriminatory against others for no good reason.

Vices: Over-relaxation in the sexual orientation boundaries (not bi..just don't care), casual rascism and hypocrisy..and slight fixation with anything remotely gay.

"Medical Status" (probably should read "mental status", also just in case..I get sick online..and people rush to my rescue..) :Slight bi-polar disorder, minor ADD, sporadic yet incurable insomnia and really really bad nerves and circulation.

Pretty much..I'm a mess of smugness, pedancy and egoism disguised vaguely by my various ambiguous talents. e.g. Acting--lying

Onto more fanfiction based topics..

What I ship currently and will prolly write about:

Doctor Who/Torchwood - Ten/Rose, 9/Rose, Ten/Ianto, Jack/Ianto, John/Donna, Owen/Toshiko

Star Trek - Spork power!! Chulu and Bones/Chekov, Scotty/Uhuru

Primeval -Becker/Connor, Stephen/Connor, Connor/Abby, Nick/Stephen, Nick/Connor

Robin Hood BBC - Guy/Allan I really hate Robin

Crossover couples of the year - Ianto/Connor, Doctor/Connor

Britannia High - Jez/Danny, Lola/Stefan

Things I dislike in fanfics-

Incorrect Grammar and Spelling - We all do it but some of us have the openmindedness to be gracious about our mistakes and correct them while others choose not to and they are the one of the reasons the snobs at Lj pretend they don't post stuff here as back-up.

Fluff after or halfway through rape that then makes it not rape.

M-preg - one "word" or acronym really, WTF? also why are the 17-23 year olds always so thrilled they've gotten their boyfriends pregnant and are going to be fathers. Again WTF!?

Turning Gay characters straight such as Jez in most BH fics for Ronnie- So hypocritical for just about EVERY slash pairring there is but seriously they were made gay that's how they were written and there are so few in tv shows and films that DON'T get killed off nowadays (Think Torchwood CoE etc.). If a character is gay he's either going to die or be in the throes of some helpless unreciprocated romance.

OC's - I dislike this in a story mainly because I usually ship the original character with someone else. Same goes for including themselves.

Real Writers - People who say on their profile "I'm a published author" or in terms of their fics make them so complicated and full of detail that is so superfluous to the actual plot, I got part way through an Inuyasha fic (before I went off Anime and Manga) and this person was writing about the Gods, the economic crises between the feudal zones and the dallyings of the demon and mortal gods in Kagome and Inuyasha's tempestuous marriage. Yawn inducing and eyeball-gauging-out- making? inducing? causing? You get the idea.

Incest - Just no. Zack Cody in Suite Life, Sharpei Ryan in HSM...why do I even read Disney fics anyway? (shakes head at self)

That's about all I can think of to really hate at this early hour.

I have an excuse for not updating as earlier today...27th or something, can't even be arsed to drag the cursor over to the time display on laptop screen to check. Meh I'll do it...soo much energy wasted, it's actually 31st of Jan 10 but when I tried to upload it was the 30th.

So I got the ever so helpful message saying "You trying to upload that? Too bad so sad."