Hey, people who actually bothered to visit my profile!!!Anyway,I'm really new to Fanfiction so I haven't written anything yet, and I probably won't of a while.See, I'm the kind of person that can think up an awesome story plot,but can't seem write it down for some unknown reason.Therefore, I belive I have a horrible case 24/7 writer's block.Now, on to more interesting stuff like, PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!!!I am absolutly in love with this series as well as The Heroes of Olympus.Speaking of which, I AM DYING TO READ THE MARK OF ATHENA!!Oh and I also like the Harry Potter series!But, I'm not done with it yet, I'm reading The Goblet of Fire.Did I forget to mention that I'm reading Mockingjay, which means I'm almost done reading the Hunger Games Trilogy?Yeah I probably did.Anyway, I have this idea for a fanfiction and I have most of it worked out but, some of the details are still coming into place.Okay so, I think that is everything I feel the need blabber on about, please enjoy the rest of my profile!!

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds
I promise to remember Olympus
For it is the home of the gods.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!

The Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something.

I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents.

I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone.

I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up.

I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision.

I promise to remember Frank when someone is different than expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader.

I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy.

I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money.

I promise to remember Rick Riordan for making these awesome characters!

Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someone’s smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children

1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4) One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6) A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but whatever.)

1. Only in America-can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America-are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America-do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America-do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America-do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America-do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America-do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America-do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America-do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America-do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Stupid Labels on Products

On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Yes, because we all dry our hair while sleeping.)

On a bag of Fritos!: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And you thought I would use it how...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside-down." (Well...A bit late, huh!)

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (... And you thought...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts!)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because...?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to….?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh... Fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." ( I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your hands." (... Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food): It's not for human consumption, Animals and Military use only... (Umm... Isn't military also human?)

-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.

-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.

-See him, the one who wears long sleeves every day? He covers his arms to hide the scars.

-See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names.

-See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mom passed out drunk on the floor, as always.

-See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped.

-See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him.

-See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body.

-See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way.

-See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia; he fears what he'll see in his dreams.

-See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia.

-See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left.

-See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand.

-See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day.

-See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.

-See know the girl you just called fat? She overdosed on diet pills.

-See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

-See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home

Don't Judge.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy"(I did this when I was talking to my mom and she looked at me like I was crazy)

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.(I do this all the time!!)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Copy and Paste this onto your profile!;)

FAVORITE QUOTES!!-

“When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.”-unknown

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”-Albert Einstein

“If things don’t go right; go left.”- unknown

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then I'm sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“So many books, so little time.”- Frank Zappa

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”- Eleanor Roosevelt

“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.” –Albert Camus

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”-Apple Inc.

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.” ― John Lennon

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.” ― Bil Keane

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” ― Jane Austen

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ― Thomas A. Edison

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” ― Garrison Keillor

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.” ― Albert Einstein

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.” ― Charles J. Sykes

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.” ― Mother Teresa

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” ― Bill Watterson

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.” ― Rita Mae Brown

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.” ― Oscar Levant

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” ― Charles Bukowski

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.” ― Terry Pratchett

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” ― Groucho Marx

“Perfect girls aren't real, real girls aren't perfect”-unknown

“Love me, Hate me, but I promise you won't break me”-unknown

“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources” ― Albert Einstein

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” ― Chris Rock(no offence to anyone;I just thought it was funny!)

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.” ― Steven Wright

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ― Thomas Stephen Szasz

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” ― Albert Einstein

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.” ― Jack Handey

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.” ― Winston Churchill

“Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.” ― Mark Twain

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.” ― John Green

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile(I asked when day the 4th of July was!)

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile(What did Luck ever do to them!!)

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile(Is it really that hard?)

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, 'What was your first clue?' post this EVERYWHERE!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to run into walls

If you think that 'Dumb Blonde' jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer or other electronic device, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.)You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years

3.)The reason for you not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Facebook

4.)You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.)As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

9.)And you were too busy to see that there was no number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.)Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun(that depends on the sport)
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

TOTAL=12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner(I’d probably poke my eye out)
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook(….never heard of this movie…)
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies(shopping is a hobby?)
You don't like the Star Wars movies(never watched these)
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL=4

So, you've my really long profile and you didn't pass-out? Well, yay for you!!!I guess that's it...see ya!!

Peace-

MelonBlue22