Oh well first things first... Yes, I am a piano player and if you are wondering what the numbers stand for with my penname they are chord progressions... None of my friends ever understand my piano talk and I think it is really hilarious watching them struggle then draw a blank look on their faces and then finally say "huh?" But I guess that is just me...

... awkward... ok well... here goes nothing... (Takes a deep breath)

Some of my favorite quotes/ sayings/ random stuff :

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

Happiness is felt by making other people happy.

whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you. -Anonymous.

" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away."

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

Caution: I drive like you do!

Strangers have the best candy

Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
I break for...OH CRAP NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
If you're rich, I’m single!
IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON
IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE
U.S.M.C. UNCLE SAMS MISGUIDED CHILDREN
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
...and i should care, why?
0-60 in 15 minutes!
100 Irony Free

186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A church alive is worth the surprise!!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Air Pollution Is A Mist-Demeaner
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All generalizations are false.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Always Remember: You’re Unique, Just Like Everyone Else.
AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous

Im a palm reader : Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stoped

"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."

"treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot"

Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..

" i had the whole world in my hands but i gave it away"

"lets toast till we die"

"i never need to see the sun again, there enough light in your eyes to light up all the world"

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

Now you won't talk to me for something I didn't do

I pushed it all aside just stand next to you.

Save a baby seal...Club a liberal

You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!

~No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.
~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
~If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
~If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.
~ If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
~If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague!
~“Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it’s really hot.”- Anonymous
~Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
~I don’t have PMS- I just really actually hate you.
~My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and it’s done.
~Your weirdness is totally creeping my imaginary friend out.
~You think I’m crazy? At least I admit it...
~Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
~I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.
~All things considered, I’m thinking that insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
~They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?
~Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.
~Well, paint me purple and call me Barney!
~Of course I'm talking to myself! Who else can I trust?
~Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.
~I hear voices in my head, and you think you’re a freak?
~I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.
~Last night, I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.
~The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
~Don’t frown; even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
~Love is strong, but delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand this. To be in love is to reject this.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
who calls you back when you hang up on him;
who'll lay under the stars for hours and just listen to your heart beat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead;
who keeps your picture in his wallet;
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants;
who holds your hand in front of all his friends;
who thinks you're beautiful without make-up;
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...
THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

(Wheezes) WOW that was a mouthful!!