Skyele
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. HEY! ( check out the copy and paste I've made before " Skyele in and out!" copy and paste it, add your name to the list and let me know!) You have, in fact, stumbled upon, the weirdest profile on the face of the internet database :) My Name: not said for safety purposes My Age: Turned 18 a while ago (14 th April), although my maturity is still lagging behind. My Favourite color: Blue, green, White, and sometimes purple , gold,silver (when my female-ness thinks its time to be little more girly) Although i am obsessed with blue/grey/green eyes Celebrity Crushes: Daniel Radcliffe ( harry potter) Tom Felton I have that for a while now . Jake abel ( squeee!) , Logan Lerman ( haha... I seriously need to stop.. ) APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy. ARIES- The Irresistible One Wishes to be fulfilled: - To became a author/artist/actress some day -To become less careless and more mature (which will only happen if the whole world gets along with each other) - To become a politician and help achieve world peace -To finally see the day when Masquarede and Runo Misaki, (go talk to Clonegirl! She got me into this!! XD) while i was still reading the story i giggled like i drank 147 cups of coffee which is really dangerous Warning: don't try at home) Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, (Harry Potter) Harry Potter and Hermione Granger (Cute couple I support it forever :) Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ( so much angst with the pairing recently got too it and now it's my otp) The Doctor [11th] and Amy Pond (Doctor Who) The 11 th Doctor and ME (Doctor who) (I am obsessed with doctor who or matt smith for some reason : Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase from Percy jackson series Alex Russo and Justin Russo ( Wizards of Waverly place) Chad Dylan Cooper and Tawni Hart ( sonny with a chance ) Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper ( sonny with a chance) Annabeth Chase and Luke Castellan ( Percy Jackson) Percy Jackson and Luke Castellan ( Percy Jackson and the Olympians) UsXUk ( Hetalia O.T.P) FrxUk ( Hetalia) GerxIta ( Hetalia) PeetaxKatniss ( Hunger Games) SpainxRomano ( Hetalia) Gumi xKaito ( Vocaloid) KaitoxMiku ( Vocaloid) GakupoxKaito and a little bit of LenxKaito When people are nice to each other and resolve issues peacefully. 7 books, Reviews! And here's something concerning 'REVIEWS', which I copied from 'LoliBat'- Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers. Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea: "Lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers. 1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and hits. Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not. 2) Visit our author page. Those kind of hits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios. 3) Send an email. While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer." What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think... "Why am I even here…?" "What's even the point of continuing?" "My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…" "I'll never be a good writer...I quit." These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts… If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck...I did it…" So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here? Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise. The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord. 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8. After I kidnap the beautiful prince, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. 9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. 10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. 11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. 12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. 13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. 14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. 15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation. 16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know." 17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice. 18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. 19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. 20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. 21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set. 22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. 23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. 24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line, "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.) 25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. 26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. 27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. 28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. 29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. 30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. 31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. 32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. 33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. 34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. 35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. 36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison. 37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant. 38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. 39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. 40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. 41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices. 42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. 43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the attractive rebel and he claims he is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray his companions if I just let him in on my plans. 44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance. 45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling. 46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor. 47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature. 48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge. 49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Wanted-Ad in the local paper. 50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. 51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position. 52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. 53. If the beautiful primce that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will simply say, "Oh well," and kill him.. 54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary. 55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention. 56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice. 57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual. 58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner. 59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am. 60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords. 61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them. 62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight. 63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals. 64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage. 65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment. 66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system. 67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency. 68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again. 69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild. 70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner. 71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no. 72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them. 73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win. 74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk. 75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time. 76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.) 77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer. 78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical." 79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins. 80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress. 81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw. 82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure. 83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him. 84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex. 85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button." 86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded. 87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them. 88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again. 89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him. 90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door. 91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important. 92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.) 93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first. 94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value. 95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look. 96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa. 97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled. 98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution. 99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size. 100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. About me: -I play the Guitar, and the Piano, and if I don't get married by the Age of 30, I will have to pick between the Computer or my guitar..and as all of you might guess it would probably might be my computer since I love my computer and can't stop typing stuff. -I sing okay, but it always increases meaning of singing since I have a horrible voice -I love reading, no matter what time of the day -I am really sociable as my friends call it I love meeting new people :) -I always wanted to be a business woman, but that needs both confidence and patience, things that I need -I Speak/Understand/Write: -English (Obviously) -Turkish ( lived there almost 7 long years) -German ( Still learning) -French ( still learning a bit-by -bit ) -Arabic ( learned from mom ) - Japanese ( Just thought needed to learn) -Something most embarrassing about me is my voice I have a really bad singing voice no kidding' and sometimes I look around my room hundred times to see if it is perfect I have something about making sure everything is perfect and by everything I mean everything other not so embarrassing is that I type like a technical worker in the fbi which means I type super fast . -I love my family, no matter what - I love bollywood dancing, though I only dance in my room. Alone. To avoid extreme embarrassment. -I know all of the songs in Evanescence ( how can anyone spell that?) temptation and paramore and Benjamin and three days grace of course I get mad when people says those bands are emo i certainly know lot of bands that is more emo) -I love "Jar of Hearts" -I love Paramore and pretend Vocaloid is a real band. -I love " Hit the Lights, Round and Round" Bruno Mars " Talking to the moon" Grande's " Better left unsaid" Skylar's " I love the way you lie" Rihanna's " Unfaithful" and the new " Wonderful world" in insurgent's sound track Btw i have this awesomest bff who has a great taste in music and she mostly gives me songs - I love Florence and The Machine ! -I love playing my guitar! I'd rather screw up my nail polish than resist the urge of strumming my guitar... Yes, very girly of me.. --Sometimes I do get tired of my oh-so-perfect life.. Please note the sarcasm, otherwise I feel like a complete idiot -I am a non vegetarian. but still don't eat to much of meat I love vegetables ( yes really un-American of me but I'm not a American ) -I have awesome friends!! No kidding.. I don't think I would be anything without them (Well, I would be a little more normal.. But then life would suck.. so i'm fine with my current weirdness) -It takes me a minute or two to come back to my normal life after watching an amazing movie -I love cliches, but that doesn't mean that I don't like new stories -I love chocolate. Especially caramel with raspberry This sentence explains enough. - my zodiac is aries and my Chinese sign is snake - I don't stereotype anyone. No matter color,gender,label,religion! Appreance: - Hair: soft wavy black hair that reaches my shoulders - Eyes: grey/blue soft eyes - Weight:y skinny /average - Length: tall -I love you if you actually read until here Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". this made me cry when I was reading this is someone's profile so I was like what the heck! I am posting this to my profile Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs. --Good friend vs Bestfriend-- A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?" An enemy stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends just poke each other with straws. GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile. Reasons to join the Dark Side (if you wish to join add this to your profile): 1. We have cookies! (Last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh. Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough 5. You get to walk out of the shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get you stuff that your too lazy to get yourself...Now that's life! 7. MONEY MONEY MONEY: Ever notice that we are usually richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." Woman: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk. Man: I can see forever in your eyes." Woman: But all I can see is never in yours. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out? Female: No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section. Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous. Female: Really? You’d be McStupid. Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world? Female: No, that was just me slapping you across the face. Male: Do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Female: Sorry, but there’s no band aid for an eye that is black and blue. Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away. Female: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close. Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes. Female: Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot. Male: Do you know karate? Because your body’s kickin. Female: Yeah, kickin your ass. Male: I wish you were a carousel at Walmart so I could ride you all day long. Female: I wish you were a punching bag at the gym, so I could hurt you all day long. Male: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Female: You think so? Well lover boy, I was running away from you all day. Male: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on! Female: Keep talking and you’ll be out like a light. Male: I just moved you to the top of my to-do list. Female: Really? I just you to the top of my Hit list. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Bieber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their asses off. If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to see a Quidditch match, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely loved Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are wondering why Lupin and Tonks seem to be together at the start of half blood prince movie AND why tonks' hair is brown, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. obsessed with Hetalia when 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "UsUK" means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map.20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia. 22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (Maybe if I was Canadian.) 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read this copy and paste it on your profile. -I will continue this when Ill find out more things about myself :D and if you have read until here, you Practically know my life in and out. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! !!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Luppi-tan (USA), Devil'sEyeAlchemist13 (USA), XAka-kitsune-toriX (America) Skyle ( U.S) REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress! Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl,XxRosebudxX, Lavi-Usagi,anakarockerster, soraxtsuna123, JadeCrispy, Big Eater Queen, Einsam-Schatten, ImperfectMiracle,Skyele 99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking him with a metal stick put this on your profile. I THINK everyone should be PEACEFUL , so I MUST be a WEIRDO who accepts every evil in the world and HAS no life or spirit of competition (x) ( This one was added by me, if you agree we should be peaceful, and have no wars copy and paste this into your profile please! Also, add your name to the list and let me know you pasted this ;)The list : Skyele SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Copy and paste if you agree, that diversity is what makes the world colorful and stereotyping people you just met is not okay! "You and I are friends. You smile, I smile...You cry I cry...You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge. I'm gonna miss your texts." "A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to hit him and a spade to bury him.” “We live in a society where pizza gets here faster than the police.” “Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself.” “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.” “I always arrive late to work. I make up for it by leaving early.” Anime Pledge You say English, we say Japanese You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say hello, we say konichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Family, We Say Nakama You say notebook,We say DeathNote You say Gay, We say Yaoi You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus. Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud; I am. If you hate people who trash other people's stuff and think their all high and mighty, copy and paste this on your profile, add your name to the list, and then PM me and let me know. -Mrslukecastellan ( Skyele) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (I will (x) the ones I've already done...I do some of this.) 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.(x) 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.( x ) ( I still need people to ask me this! Just P.M me or something!) 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"(x) 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.(x) 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (x) 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.(x) 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.(x) 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.(x) 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'(x) ( ATM casino has never been this fun!) 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' (x) 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' ( too young to have children, I am single!) 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.(x) If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, The Nobody With A Heart, HostClubRegular10, knyghtstar, Yamikage -Shadow-, VampireOfTheNet, Almiaranger, StrawberryCrystal24, DemigodWitch96, SilverNight ShadowLight,MrsLukeCastellan, Skyele. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Almiarater, StrawberryCrystal24, DemigodWitch96, SilverNight ShadowLight,MrsLukeCastellan, Skyele. What a boyfriend should do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells xXthe shadow huntressxX annapercy1 Hula The New Ace of Spies 7Cerberus7 Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen Time Wasted Dreaming Sammilovesbutterflies the-crazy-kit-kat bestgyrl SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes) Skyele ( Daughter of Zeus/ Jupiter) If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you ever sprayed out soda from your nose when someoneaaked you if you like Justin Bieber. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile. If you have bestfriends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile. 19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you. 18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react. 19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you. Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things ( Tell me , will doing these things get me arrested?) Name your top 12 Hunger Games characters in no particular order 1.Clove 2.Effie 3.Finnick 4.Johanna 5.Peeta 6. Octavia 7.Cinna 8.Katniss 9.Haymitch 10.Rue 11.Glimmer 12.Marvel 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Octavia/Glimmer. No, but that would be somewhat interesting.Hmmm... 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Um...I'm a girl. But if I was a guy. maybe. She's a little...strange for me. She shed off her clothes IN AN ELEVATOR! A little weird, but I like her as a character. 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? I would be a little weirded out, because Katniss ends up killing Marvel. 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Haymicth! Um...let me think about that...YES! I mentioned him in mine, and there are like 6 million others that have him in a little at least. And quite a few that are mainly about him. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Well, Effie and Octavia do like having cool colored hair! Maybe...ok yes. Yes they would. 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Peeta/Haymitch or Peeta/Rue. Peeta and Rue maybe, but Peeta and Haymitch? Not happening. 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Finnick and Rue, I can make one up I think."Finnick Odair is used to having to sleep with tons of girls he doesn't know. But having sex with a 12 year old girl from District 11 seems a little fr fetched. Especially because Rue, that little girl, is being forced to have sex with him too. What will happen? Will they manage to get out of it? Or will pressure make them do what they are dreading?" OMG! That would be a little creepy. But it's a new idea. NOBODY TAKE THAT! I might use it later on... 9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff? Clove and Katniss fluff? What is fluff? If it's like dating or friendship, there are a few. Like mine! 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic Cinna and Marvel? Oh gosh. Um... Unstyled, Unbroken. Here's a summary: "Cinna had felt that when he went into styling for the Hunger Games, he wouldn't be upset over anyone's death but the tribute he styled. But when he sees Marvel, the pathetic boy from District 1, his feelings change." 12) Does anyone on your friends list read three? Finnick would be a yes. Lots of people read about Finnick. But I have no idea what friends list you speak of. 13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? Yes. But still not sure what friends you are talking about. 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Effie/Johanna/Peeta? I have no idea. Is I think an acceptable answer? 15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Rue? This is easy! "NOOOOOOO!!!!! STAY WITH ME! PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!" 16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? Katniss. Probably One girl Revelution by Superchick 17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Clove/Octavia/Marvel????WARNING:CLOVE IS A BADASS THAT LOVES SLOW DEATHS. IF YOU CAME TO HEAR ABOUT MARVEL WINNING SOMETHING FOR ONCE, KEEP DREAMING, AND IF YOU WANTED TO SEE OCTAVIA, THEN YOU GET YOUR WISH, SHE'S WORKING FOR CLOVE TO MAKE HER LOOK AWESOME! CONTINUE READING ONLY IN YOU LOVE CLOVE! 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Rue on Effie?? Oh my god. Knew I should have changed some around. But I'll stick to the rules. " Your hair is fabulous? I think I saw the fabulous Caesar Flickerman with that same color." (when Effie's hair was lavender.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman." It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. 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It is the end of everything. ~Forecast for tonight: darkness ~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? ~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. ~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? ~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something ~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. ~Hell is full of musical amateurs. ~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. ~I'm not random I just have many thoughts ~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. ~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male. To oppose something is to maintain its existence. If people lead, the leaders will follow. Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. ~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine. ~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! ~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. ~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. ~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. ~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. ~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. ~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. ~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. ~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. ~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *. ~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much. ~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense. ~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! ~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. ~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! ~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. ~I have a dream, and in it, something eats you. ~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical. ~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! ~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words. ~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! ~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. ~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life. ~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday. ~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? ~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *! ~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! ~Wherever there is life there is love. ~Boys break hearts so why don't we break their necks? ~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! ~Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack! ~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! ~When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! ~When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!" ~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? ~HELL- Where all the fun people end up! ~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it! ~When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people! ~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! ~Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. ~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! ~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. ~Where there's a will...I want to be in it. ~A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. ~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. ~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... ~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. ~Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. ~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? ~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. ~Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. ~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! ~Come to the dark side. We have cookies. ~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being weird is like being normal, only better. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. put this on your page The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy I promise to remember Annabeth I promise to protect nature I promise to remember Luke I promise to remember Chiron I promise to remember Tyson I promise to remember Thalia I promise to remember Clarisse I promise to remember Bianca I promise to remember Nico I promise to remember Zoe I promise to remember Rachel yes I promise to remember PJO 10 ways you know you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians (My version): 1: You read the books all the time, even when you finished them months before. 2: You're a PJO character for Halloween. (I was Annabeth, and everyone kept asking me who I was just to annoy me.) 3: You give your friends character names or call them the character when they act like the character. 4: You went to see the PJO movie twice because you were hoping Percy and Annabeth would try and make it better. 5: You claim Percy Jackson and his friends are real. 6: You look up the address for Camp Half-Blood to prove that it's real. (I have done that, and they only gave me the fakie one in Texas. Even though I REALLY wanted to go, I'm not. D:) 7: When something goes missing, you claim Hermes is the reason and you yell, "GIVE IT BACK HERMES!!!" 8: When you are cussing, you say, "What the Hades?!", "Oh my gods!", "Go to the Underworld!" etc. (I have done that as well.) 9: You look up Greek curse words and use them in front of your teachers to stay outta trouble. 10: You know that you're a demigod. Girls of the tree. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!" I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl1, If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Meh heh, think again. Karate lessons are awesome! :P) I’m a teenager, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Yeah, because everything is my fault.) I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Yeah, sure, whatever.) I'm not WEARING WHAT'S IN, so I MUST be poor. (No, I just don't like wearing what's 'in'. Skinny jeans and tight shirts for girls is not my style...) I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak. (YAYS!) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (More like eight in the morning. :P And I'm completely serious.) put this on your page My favorite PJO Quotes: "Being a half-blood is scary. Most of the time it get's you killed in painful, nasty ways." -Percy Jackson. "Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) -Percy Jackson "Camp Half-Blood is my home." -Annabeth Chase "But for the satyrs, Pan was our lord and master. He protected us and the wild places of the earth. We refuse to believe that he died." -Grover Underwood "Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" -Grover Underwood "Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues." -Percy Jackson "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap." -Nico di Angelo "Go chase a donut!" -Percy Jackson "New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy Jackson "That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" -Percy Jackson Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: no. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: no Girl: Do you want me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: no. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: no Girl: Choose: me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.( Is there a guy like this really on earth? Because he is I'll give him the whole internet!) If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. (I totally do this!) If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you give annoyingly cute nicknames to all the people you know, and they hate them with a passion, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile 97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't because you're to busy reading a book, post this in your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you: love to read and act crazy, laugh and have fun, ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them, are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need, run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet, spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer, are a night owl who hardly sleeps, act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you, then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you. Re-post this and spread the stupidity! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (OMG! Once i asked how to spell 'Was' That was in the fifth grade! I was like 'oh wait! Never mind i remember!') If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I’m locked up All day long. When I’m awake I’m all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I’ll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall. I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door. He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!” I scream But it’s now much too late. His face has been twisted Into an unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK BLONDS ARE SMART: (even though I'm a brunette) There was a blond who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blond wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blond could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blond reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blond handed him 5. then the blond asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blond 50. The blond put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blond handed him a 5. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copied from Laserfire) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I love these! Always make me laugh! Put this on your profile if you laughed, smiled, sulked, rolled your eyes, or other! Three robbers had just escaped from jail and the police were after them so they hid in a barn. One hid behind the cows, one behind the ckickens, and one behind a sack of potatoes. The police walked up to the sack of potatoes and said, "Anyone there?" The robber behind the potatoes said, "Potato, potato, potato!" The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidently put your password into your microwave 2. You haven’t played Solitare with real cards in years 3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is because they don’t have a myspace, screen name, or Facebook 4. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V 6. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 7. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends 8. You were to busy to notice that ther was no number 5 9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 10. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson This is a really cool brainteaser. PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. Most stupid people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. Guns don't kill people. I do. My imaginary friend doesn't like you either. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Would you like a cookie? So would I. If you have a really bad cough, take a large amount of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough. A day without sunshine is like... night. A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water! I don't stab people with knifes, I stab them with straws It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved problems? ( Copy and paste if you're against pointless wars) What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. "He who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never spent the night with a mosquito." How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park ~Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken. ~Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line. ~Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line. ~Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it. ~Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off. ~Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements. ~Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent. ~Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills. ~Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon. ~Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride. ~Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way. ~Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you. ~Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions. ~Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off. ~Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake. ~Ask ANYONE for their autograph. ~Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at. ~Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." ~Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride. ~Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides. ~Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero." ~Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown. Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater: ~Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. ~Clap when the good guy gets killed. ~During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" ~Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" ~Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. ~Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. ~Yell out what is going to happen. ~Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. ~Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. ~Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. ~Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. ~Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. ~Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. ~Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. ~Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) ~Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. ~Try to start a wave. ~Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. ~Every time someone curses cover your ears and qaaq, "No profanity!" ~Sing with the theme music. ~Bring and use your own air freshener. ~At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." ~Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. ~Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. ~Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. ~Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. ~Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. ~Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. ~When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" ~Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. ~start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. ~Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. ~Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. ~Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. ~Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. ~Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. ~Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room. ~Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. ~Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" ~Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" ~Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" ~Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. ~Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. ~Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. ~Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. ~Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end Famous Last Words Hey, watch this! Poke it with a stick, see if it's dead. What could possibly go wrong? I'll hold it and you light the fuse. I've got a great idea! Where'd you put the bomb? RUN!! Hey, that looks like fun! I wonder what this does... Red or blue, red or blue...? Oh, crap. Why's it bubbling? Guys, you gotta see this! If you will hopefully organize the copy and paste things soon, copy and paste this on your profile. Something I found on LegoLassss's profile who found it on VampireWithGoldenEyes' profile: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. If you're getting sick of the copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile! Then add your name! Skyele Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favourite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday If you are hanging on somebody's profile for a year now, copying and pasting everything on their profile , copy and paste this. Why I would be a good ruler to the whole world: We can all watch Hetalia! !Ten reasons why I find parents so confusing. 1. For the first four years of our life, they tell us to speak up and walk. Then, until we're eighteen, they tell us to shut up and sit down. What's up with that? 2. They tell us to stand up for what we believe in. Well, I believe I should have a sleepover tonight, my parents say no, I stand up for myself, and then I'm grounded. 3. They yell at us when we curse, then a guy cuts them off and they start cursing like there's no tomorrow. 4. Mom wakes you up for school, you ask for five more minutes, she says no, you go downstairs and find Dad snoozing on the couch... 5. They tell us not to care about if people think you look good or not or not. Then you find them in the bathroom shaving for perfection, or putting on 800 tons of makeup. 6. They tell us that we don't need to follow trends. Then their smart phone rings. 7. They tell us that we're perfect in every single way, so why do they get us premium things on picture day? 8. They tell us that we should ony wear clothes that feel comfortable. Well, these pants are very comfortable so why can't I wear it? 9. When we mess up, they yell at us. When they mess up, they say "Accidents happen!" 10. They say we can't use knives, then they tell us to make our own bagels. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. - Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Post this on your profile if you hate racism. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. (This Is Talking About Me) When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who's the crazy one here." 10 out of 10 times, it's me. When standing next to me, don't ask, "What's wrong with you?" You'll get a PowerPoint Presentation. When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who are you talking to?" 9 out of 10 times, I'm talking to myself. When standing next to me, don't ask me a question. I'll start spacing out and come up with something completely random. When standing next to me, don't ask what I've been doing. 8 out of 10 times I'll glare at you and say, "Why, what have you heard?" When standing next to me, don't ask me how my day went. I'll either start screaming about how horrible or wonderful it was. There's no in between. When standing next to me, don't ask to borrow something. Most times, I'll start looking for one, then get distracted by something else and end up telling you a story that's hilarious to me but makes no sense to you. When standing next to me, don't ask, "Read any good books lately?" You'll be dragged to a library while I give a synopsis of every book in the place. Copy paste this if it applies to you. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is a cat. This is good cat. This is way cat. This is to cat. This is waste cat. This is the cat. This is time cat. This is of cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. Now read every third word. XD copy and paste this if you are a retard Calling me GAY doesn't make you STRAIGHT. Calling me a WHORE doesn't make you a VIRGIN. Calling me MEAN doesn't make you NICE. Calling me STUPID doesn't make you a GENIUS. Calling me UGLY doesn't make you beautiful. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you want. What's the point of bullying, anyway? To all you bullies out there: I know your secret: You're insecure. How can you be considered beautiful when all of your life you have been spreading ugly messages around? How can you be considered smart when all of your life you have been spreading the stupidity that being different makes you weird, when all of your life you've been believing the stupid lies that people deserve being bullied? How can you be considered a leader when all of your life , you followed the same moral wrongdoings committed against people and were just one of the bystanders? Copy and Paste this into your profile if you're against bullying. Then add your name to the list. Then let me know! List: Skyele A Hetalian's Pledge #Skyele in and out! |
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