Hello! My name is Sarah, I'm 16 years old, and a dedicated drama student. I love reading (clearly, since I'm here) and writing (again, very obvious, no?) Cutting this intro to myself short, because I can't think of anything particularly interesting to say, and I know that nobody reads these, even though they totally should because I just revealed the secrets of the universe and life itself in a formula while I was introducing myself. See, now those of you who actually read this can have a good laugh at those people who skimmed it and are now frantically dissecting my inane profile for a formula that doesn't even fucking exist yet. Oh yeah, I swear a lot, too. Fair warning to all of you.

Boobies.