Well hello to all my fellow fanfiction writers/readers. ehhh... i know its been a LONG time since I've actually logged in(: Although this time I am determined to publish my stories.

B- beautiful

I- individual

T- that

C- causes

H- hardons

Hair color: Black

Eye color : light brown(some say hazel, i say fudgeno.)

age: im still a student...don't worry about it(:

height : 5"3

weight: i have no idea how that information will serve you ._.

About me: Pheww...i actually love this part. Some regard me as a the person they will commit suicide if I ever leave their lives, others regard me as the one who needs to be shot multiple times and die a slow and painful death. Which ever one you pick, please get to know me first. i swear, I'm an easy person to get along with(: On the other hand, i consider myself as someone who is random, caring, studious, dependable, fun and of course extravagant. First of all, I am not afraid to tell you what i think, I don't care of you are the world's most intimidating person but if you get to know me, you'll never know I might just be your new best friend. I believe My Chemical Romance is my savior and Queen is god.I'd rather fall in chocolate than love.

I like: my Ichigo plushie thats hangs over my bed to watch over and protect me from hollows yet keeps a look out for a certain raven haired shinigami that is his wife, anime, books, manga, dark chocolate( not milk but dark...it's my one and only weakness), roller coasters...extremely high roller coasters, Sammy Keyes, Harry Potter, Twilight (the books only...Kristen Stewart failed EPICALLY at portraying Bella), True blood, Bill and Eric from True blood, American Literature and history, my stuffed animals, libraries, Snoppy-my dog for a day, my cell phone, my fingers, my insane DVD collection, my membership with netflix. I know there is a lot more but those are the ones most important. (Family and friends are implied)

I dislike: ignorant and stupid people, i will not think twice to insult you on the spot, veggies-i really don't care of you help me grow, milk-you taste sour even before your expiration date, Justin Beiber, rap music, shallowness, fake people made in china, getting tired, waking up at 5:30 in the morning, my allergies.

Now, most of the things i write about is anime and books so here are some things you should know about them:

My all time FAVORITES: bleach, ouran high school host club, fruits basket, inuyasha, naruto(haven't read it in a while..), cardcaptor sakura(my first

PAIRINGS(*

BLEACH- ichiruki FTW!, byakuyaXhisana, oriXulqui (I felt like Ulquiorra wass too good for Orihime but his emo-ness balances her)

OURAN- TamakiXHaruhi, HikaruXharuhi,

FRUITS BASKET- kyouXthoru forverrrrr

INUYASHA- kagomeXinuyasha

NARUTO- really shaky between NaruSaku and hinataXnaruto

CARDCAPTOR SAKURA- leeXsakura

GRAVITATION- YukiXShuichi

In general, i really HATE crack pairings( the only exception is Hitsugaya and Rukia...I'm kinda warming up to the idea because my friend is brainwashing me into liking it) but theres this paring that I ULTIMATELY hate...and the prize goes to IchiHime. Ughhh...that pair just really gets my blood boiling. I do like Orihime as a character but lately all the whining and "Kurosaki-Kun" is really getting annoying. Although the paring is not crack, some followers of this certain "pairing" really have produce all this hatred I have towards them. I have no problem against the shippers but its just that some of their reasons are just plain STUPID and IRRELEVANT. They claim it's not a one-sided love but really, with all their "reasons" they make it seem so. Plus, on some forums, the "reasons" are basically 90% opinions and the rest just what i call IDIOTIC syndrome. With all due respect to all the supporters of IchiHime who at least make sense and do have plausible reasons.

Quotes;

When in doubt, shoot them, take their money, run and blame someone else.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Try to teach a man to fish, and he will resent you for trying to make him work.

Once, I thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I have erased this line.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

I once gave up Anime…It was the hardest 2 hours of my life.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friendwon't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.
A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.
A best friend just sits down and cries.

HOW TO WRITE GOOD'

Avoid alliteration.

Always.Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)

Employ the vernacular.

Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

Contractions aren't necessary.

Foreign words and phrases are not apropos

.One should never generalize.

Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

Don't be redundant;

don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

Profanity sucks.

Be more or less specific.

Understatement is always best.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

One-word sentences? Eliminate.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

The passive voice is to be avoided.

Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.Who needs rhetorical questions?

WHY FOREIGNERS HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE:

- The bandage was wound around the wound.

- The farm was used to produce produce.

- The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

- He could lead if he would get the lead out.

- The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

- Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

- A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

- When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

- A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

- The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

- There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

- They were too close to the door to close it.

- The buck does funny things when the does are present.

- To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

- The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

- After a number of injections my jaw got number.

- Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

- I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

- How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Please look forward to my future stories(: