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Howdy world! Here is my profile:

My name is Mikayla Wilson!

I am a happy individual that enjoys life in general! I party often. Its not funny its a fact.

I have many allias's's's. Thay are as follows! Alice, Batgirl, BG, Hikaru, Psyco Chick, Kay, and M-Dawg. But thats just a few of them.

I love music! Some of my favorite bands are Cute Is What We Aim For, Panic at the Disco, Blink 182, Taylor Swift, Black Eyed Peas, Donora, The All American Rejects, 3OH!3, Neyo, Avril Lavigne, Blue October, Cold Play, Fall Out Boys, Finger Eleven, The Fray, Pink, Katie Perry, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, Muse, Nickel Back, Paramore, Rascal Flatts, Shinedown, and many many more that I'm to lazy to name.

My views on the world are what some call optimistic. I call them the truth. This is how things are. People are kind by nature. Some people are just miss guided and taught wrongly until they no longer believe in themselves or others. But the goodness is there in every single person on the face of the earth. The world is a good place and if you can look hard enough you can see that. People the world and pretty much everything is all good. Sometimes complicated, but always good. Great actually. Nearly perfect.

List of things I try (an succeed) at everyday.

1) Smile at evryone I see.

2.) Make peoples lives better because I exist.

3) Find one good thing in everyone I see.

4) Take care of the people I care about.

5) Not get eaten by hobos. That would be bad.

So I gotta give a shout out to my super amazing hot Californian boyfriend! Howdy Mr. Dizzle! For those of you who dont know "Mr. Dizzle" is actually Mike. He has a fanfic account for the sole reason of communicating with me. He is smart and funny and perfect and I've never felt about anyone how I feel about him. He is great. (insert sigh here) But he lives literally 3,000 miles away so its kinda hard.

List of Mikayla's favorite thingys! Color: Yellow! Food: Ice cream of the mint chocolate chip variety! Movie: Uhhhhhhhh Maybe Push? idk! I like lots of movies! Band: Today I think its Panic at the Disco but who knows what I'll think in 5 minutes. Superhero: Batman (duh) Person to talk to: This is a close catagory but I'm gonna have to say its Mike. He just makes me feel so much happier and stuff and junk. TV show: NCIS! Book series: Twilight or Maximum Ride I'm not sure which. Animal: Eye Eye!! And thats more than anyone ever wanted to know about me!

Super duper famous quotes: Knife/Wrench! For kids! BATMAN IS HAWTER THAN YOU! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!! Shake well before each use--BAM! you know you want to! Forget this. I'm gettin hammered! Giant cue tip fight! Live long and prosper, mother fr. Mokona is Mokona! I vow to never again look up granny panties!

Random Meme Time!

1) Tell us a little bit about yourself. Gender, age, hobbies?

I am a 14 year old girl who enjoys reading and writing and listening to music and naming ponies and telling people the even though dog meat tastes better than cat meant cat meat is better for you!

2) Now let's get a little deeper! Do you have a secret crush?

Nope. I have an amazing boyfriend but thats not a secret! OH!! Unless you count Draco Malfoy!

3) Do you prefer men, women, both, or neither?

What kind of question is that?! Guys.

4) Are you one of those people who believe the forwarded messages that spam your inbox?

Yes because God is trying to contact me through E-mail. Right.

5) WHY are you best friends with your best friend?

Because she is funny and smart and nice and helps me out a lot and is just a great person all around!

6) Do you like where you are in life? Where you're going, where you've been?

Of course I do! Life is always good! I like to view it that way so thats how it must be!

7) Is there anything you'd like to accomplish before you go?

Go? Go where? I don't wanna go! I like it here! But I do wanna be president someday!! Vote for me! Yay! (Guess what I'm the future of this country. Scared yet?)

8) How strict are your parents? The annoying kind of strict, or the too loose?

Uhmmmm depends what we are talking about. If I want them to be loose and like take me to the mall or something then they are super strict. If I want them to give me a good reason to stay home on a school night then of course they are amazingly loose. Know what I mean?

9) Siblings? If so, how many and do you like them at ALL? If not, do you feel lucky?

Yeah I have a little brother who trains hookers and sells crack in my basement! But I have to love him because he is family. But sometimes he makes me want to boil puppies! Not really puppies rock!

10) Do you have a favorite book? Or if you don't read books, maybe a magazine?

Of course I have a favorite book! I love Twilight and Maximum Ride and lots of mangas too!

11) Favorite genre of music?

Am I allowed to pick all of them? I just really like music! Especially happy music!

12) Song?

Come on get Higher! it rocks!!

13) Artist?

Panic at the Disco!

14) Water bottle company?

The wet kind? Not really sure if it makes a difference. I mean water is water right??

15) Video game?

Mortal Combat vs. DC Universe!! Yay!

16) 'Nuff of that! Time to roleplay! Now, you're running from the law and are running through the sewers to get to safety. You come to an intersection; one direction is water and the other is cement. You know that if you take the water route, you'll most likely be safer at the end of it, and your scent will be lost by any dogs they're using... but the thought of trudging through that is not pleasant. The cement way is longer, but at the end, a friend is waiting to slip you through a secret passage, and you're more likely to get caught. Which way do you take?

I don't mind the sludge! Bring on the water route!

17) Your best friend is dangling at the edge of a cliff, right next to your mother. You only have time to save one of them. Which one will you save?

Hmmmmmmm. Well I would want to do something cool and heroic! But I would probably just end up spinning in a circle and picking whoever I end up facing. Then I would question myself half way through the rescue and lose consentration and they would both end up falling. But thats ohkay I laugh when I am upset so the last noise they would hear before they hit the ground would be laughing maniacally. And you know theres nothing more precious than a childs laughter. Right?

18) Your best friend confesses to you that she is madly in love with your boyfriend. What do you do?

Thats a hard one. I love my friends. I love my boyfriend. I want both of them to be happy. So if he loves her back then I think I would have to be ohkay with it. I mean if I really love them then I should respect what they want.

19) QUICK! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE SOVIET UNION AND NEED YOUR BANK NUMBER TO GET ENOUGH MONEY SO I CAN BUY MYSELF OUT! GIVE IT TO ME, QUICK, HURRY!!

HAHAHA! In what messed up world do I have enough money to have a bank account? You are screwed!

20) Black cat crosses your path. Your reaction?

Shouting "YOU DON'T TASTE AS GOOD AS DOGS!"

21) Is that--GASP--CHRIS BROWN??

-mild disgust- Maybe??

22) Omg. Ew. Chris Brown. How could you LIKE Chris BROWN?!

Did you even read my reaction? I thought not.

23) You just encountered the love of your life kissing a different girl. How do you react?

Pain. Immense pain. Done thinking about this. Forever. Next question!

24) What do you believe is the purpose of life?

To enjoy it! And pancakes! But mostly the first thing.

25) How did you like our answers?

They were all blank but thank you for asking!!

26) Tag 3 People

Tag you're it! -runs in a circle- YAY! I love tag!

Hetalia Axis Powers Meme!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
You were bullied a lot in your childhood
x You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
x You're very happy-go-lucky
xYou constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
You're a good artist
x You can be clumsy
x You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
xYou would surrender in a war situation
6/10

Germany (Ludwig)
You're very stoic and serious
Sausages are your favourite foods.
x You like to walk dogs/your dog
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
x You work very hard. Too hard...
Your alone time is your 'happy time'
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
x You've had issues with money once or twice
3/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)
You're very mature
You think everything over before saying it
x You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
You isolated yourself during childhood
You became very successful in a short amount of time
x You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
You can seem cold/aloof to other people
You're good at practical tasks
You need time to adjust to new people
2/10

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
You love hamburgers
x You think you're awesome
x You love to invent things
x You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
You can seem to be very brash to other people
x You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
You're terrified of ghosts
x You know aliens exist
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
You wear glasses
5/10

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
You like tea
x You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
You're very sarcastic and cynical
x Your cooking is awful
x You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before
x You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
You're good at embroidery
4/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
x You're very affectionate
You think you have a great fashion sense
You like wine
You're the master of whispering romantic things into people’s ears
x You love red roses
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
x You're very proud of yourself
You love culture and the arts
x You're very flamboyant
You say you're a gourmet
4/10

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
You had a very sad childhood.
x You're very tall
You have a tendency to switch between personalities
You wear a scarf all the time
x You love sunflowers
You love vodka
You can seem intimidating to other people
You're very strong
You have a big nose
x You have a strange laugh that can scare people
3/10

China (Wong Yao)
You're very mature
You're very superstitious
You're very religious
x You love pandas
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
x You love Hello Kitty
x You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard
You're good at drawing
You like sweets
3/10

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
x You are very well-raised
x You're polite
x You love classical music
x You like cake
You have a mole on your face
x You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
x You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses
6/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)
You're often ignored by people
x You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
x You love polar bears
x You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
x You often get mistaken for someone else
x You feel under-appreciated
You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you
5/10

Cuba
You smoke
You're very physically strong
x You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
x You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
x You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
x You make a very nice role-model
x You don't let people get a word in edgeways
5/10

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
You have a potty-mouth
x You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid
x You're very reliable
x It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
x You're very faithful
x Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
x You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
x You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
x If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
8/10

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
x You're very loyal
You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
You're very serious
You have a lot of patience
You think too much about philosophical stuff
You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
You're not very confident
You were quite rebellious as a child
People tend to walk all over you
x You're a born worrier
2/10

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
x You're very flamboyant
x You're quite hyperactive
x You can be quite goofy
x When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
You're very wary of strangers
It takes you ages to come out of your shell
x However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
x You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
x You love pansies and corn-poppies
x You get up to lots of crazy antics
8/10

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
You're quite mean-spirited
You're a bit of a hooligan
x You're very loyal
You're very good at tactics
You hate Russia
You love to fight people
You can avoid marriages quite well
x You're not always taken seriously
You like drinking
x You want to become stronger
3/10

Well thats about it! Hope you enjoyed the magical trip you just took through my mind!!

--Vice President of the La Push Cliff Diving Society! Alex is President!

One last thought: Take that society!!

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